Chocolate Teapot

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

With a quiff haircut and a cute butt, he’s a hot chocolate teapot

Designer stubble, hubble bubble, a twinkle in his eye spells trouble

High flyer, pin-stripped attire, a silver tongued liar with charm of a flybot, he’s a chocolate teapot

Strutting posturing preening, shoes gleaming, teeth gleaning, drives a BMW, gives his life meaning. Aerodynamic with a built in selfie stick, he’s a chocolate teapot

Board meetings, sales graph, profit margins, drinks with the boys having a laugh

At the bar, fake tan the colour of tar. Eyes up every male as a potential spar

Checks out the fluff, slick back, brill cream, every girls dream, hot stuff

With a smile as wide as the Nile and a wink of an eye, turns the head of every guy

One takes his fancy, a 6ft 4 Nancy, kisses his friends goodbye, Scott’s a hot chocolate teapot

[Anonymous 42]

Chocolate teapot? No thanks, I don’t do anal!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

That would be the “Chocolate swiss Roll” ⊥ower

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Is this gay stuff again?

Get a vasectomy.

[Anonymous 42]

Aposematic wrote:

That would be the “Chocolate swiss Roll” ⊥ower

EWWWWWWWW!!!

Oldschool wrote:

Is this gay stuff again?

No, it’s pure homosexual! Nothing gay about it!

[Anonymous 14]

The f~~~ is this s~~~? I mean, come on Colin, if you have to go to some f~~~~~ bar and get pounded in the ass to find out you didn’t like it over and over again so you know you are not a f~~~~~, fine, but must you post your exploits here? F~~~ man.

[GregB0Participant]

There are some threads that it’s best to just walk away from ……
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​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

The f~~~ is this s~~~? I mean, come on Colin, if you have to go to some f~~~~~ bar and get pounded in the ass to find out you didn’t like it over and over again so you know you are not a f~~~~~, fine, but must you post your exploits here? F~~~ man.

Microcosms in a abstract banality.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

LMAO. The guy knows no bounds. f~~~in eh. The poems I’m mostly indifferent to, its the reactions that got me peeled over laughin hysterically.

Anonymous wrote:

The f~~~ is this s~~~? I mean, come on Colin, if you have to go to some f~~~~~ bar and get pounded in the ass to find out you didn’t like it

Oldschool wrote:

Is this gay stuff again?

LOL. It’s almost worth it. But the more you do it, people start to think you might actually be a Peter Puffer. Better watch out.

[Anonymous 6]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HermitParticipant]

Damn it, Colin! LMFAO! I’m with Gravel Pit in that I can’t stop laughing over the responses, which again, is why I think you post this f~~~~~y s~~~. Oh f~~~! I actually can’t stop laughing.

This weird dude, (you, Colin), comes on this men’s site and posts homo poetry, already knowing that the guys are gonna’ hate it and chastise you for it, yet you continue. It’s sick, twisted and would be a great sub plot in a comedic movie.

F~~~ this just made my day.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I am very Haaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

o2tosin wrote:

That would be the “Chocolate swiss Roll” ⊥ower

EWWWWWWWW!!!

Oldschool wrote:

Is this gay stuff again?

No, it’s pure homosexual! Nothing gay about it!

LOL! F~~~ing hilarious!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

LMAO. The guy knows no bounds. f~~~in eh. The poems I’m mostly indifferent to, its the reactions that got me peeled over laughin hysterically.

General Kenobi wrote:

The f~~~ is this s~~~? I mean, come on Colin, if you have to go to some f~~~~~ bar and get pounded in the ass to find out you didn’t like it

Oldschool wrote:

Is this gay stuff again?

LOL. It’s almost worth it. But the more you do it, people start to think you might actually be a Peter Puffer. Better watch out.

Chutney Ferret.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

The f~~~ is this s~~~? I mean, come on Colin, if you have to go to some f~~~~~ bar and get pounded in the ass to find out you didn’t like it over and over again so you know you are not a f~~~~~, fine, but must you post your exploits here? F~~~ man.

Absolutely hilarious!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Damn it, Colin! LMFAO! I’m with Gravel Pit in that I can’t stop laughing over the responses, which again, is why I think you post this f~~~~~y s~~~. Oh f~~~! I actually can’t stop laughing.

This weird dude, (you, Colin), comes on this men’s site and posts homo poetry, already knowing that the guys are gonna’ hate it and chastise you for it, yet you continue. It’s sick, twisted and would be a great sub plot in a comedic movie.

F~~~ this just made my day.

Missing you already x x x

[HermitParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

There are some threads that it’s best to just walk away from ……
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LMAO!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Damn it, Colin! LMFAO! I’m with Gravel Pit in that I can’t stop laughing over the responses, which again, is why I think you post this f~~~~~y s~~~. Oh f~~~! I actually can’t stop laughing.

This weird dude, (you, Colin), comes on this men’s site and posts homo poetry, already knowing that the guys are gonna’ hate it and chastise you for it, yet you continue. It’s sick, twisted and would be a great sub plot in a comedic movie.

F~~~ this just made my day.

Missing you already x x x

Ah, f~~~ man! Don’t say that s~~~, especially in this queer f~~~ing thread! Ya’ f~~~in’ prick! I try to be nice and be your friend. I’m sure glad I live in the U.S. and you’re way over across the Atlantic.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Damn it, Colin! LMFAO! I’m with Gravel Pit in that I can’t stop laughing over the responses, which again, is why I think you post this f~~~~~y s~~~. Oh f~~~! I actually can’t stop laughing.

This weird dude, (you, Colin), comes on this men’s site and posts homo poetry, already knowing that the guys are gonna’ hate it and chastise you for it, yet you continue. It’s sick, twisted and would be a great sub plot in a comedic movie.

F~~~ this just made my day.

Missing you already x x x

Ah, f~~~ man! Don’t say that s~~~, especially in this queer f~~~ing thread! Ya’ f~~~in’ prick! I try to be nice and be your friend. I’m sure glad I live in the U.S. and you’re way over across the Atlantic.[/quote

Once you have had the sack and crack, you’ll never go back…..how are things anyway?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

how are things anyway?

Well, I’ve not had any recent trespassers that I know of. I’m beginning to calm down about that ordeal. Not sure if I told you, but I put up a second camera to catch, or at least hopefully deter the bastards.

Have you come out of your depression then?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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