Childish but Fun

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Well, I have to admit I was being purely childish, but it was fun.

I was just at the Safeway grocery store, standing in line for my turn at the till.  The checkout woman seemed to think she was really something.  It occurred to me to somehow be a prick.

When it came my turn, she was about to say something and I just looked wide eyed at her and said “EWWWWWWWW” almost alarmingly.

She looked rather concerned and was glancing all over her body, and asked “What?”.  I just kept staring at her wide eyed.   She got even more flustered, looking all over the place lol and said even louder “WHAT?  WHAT’s THE MATTER?”.  I just suddenly stopped my gaze, looked down at my wallet and muttered. “Nothing.  Nothing.”

Both her and some woman behind me were looking all over themselves to see if something was wrong with them the whole time the transaction was being completed.

LMAO, jesus christ I’m a child sometimes hahahahahahaha whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[WolfParticipant 890]

lol…$100 says she called you a creep after the fact 🙂

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

lol I am sure she did my friend.  And the look of insecurity on her was worth any $100 bet, brother hahahaha Im surprised she didn’t start smelling herself hahahhaa f~~~ I am an idiot I am still crying laughing about this hahaha.  simple mind i guess.  in tears here reliving her face lolol

[Anonymous 42]

@Willy, all you and I need is a camera, our imaginations, and I’m sure it’ll go viral! Or we’ll be facing an angry mob, then a  judge with criminal charges (if we’re lucky), it could go either way,,,,,, let’s do it!

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Dude that’s kind of harsh.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Crazy Canuck wrote:

Dude that’s kind of harsh.

Yes 🙂

Anonymous wrote:

@Willy, all you and I need is a camera, our imaginations, and I’m sure it’ll go viral! Or we’ll be facing an angry mob, then a judge with criminal charges (if we’re lucky), it could go either way,,,,,, let’s do it!

lol I am sure it would lead to all sorts of youtube moments, Tower.

[BufordParticipant 935]

Don’t worry dude I love doing that kind of thing too. Like sniffing really loudly when i’m next to someone, and blowing air out of my mouth, shaking my head then saying “phew”. Got one guy to sniff his own armpits once doing that. It’s something to do when you’re stuck in a queue.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Buford wrote:

Like sniffing really loudly when i’m next to someone, and blowing air out of my mouth, shaking my head then saying “phew”. Got one guy to sniff his own armpits once doing that. It’s something to do when you’re stuck in a queue.

Hilarious, buford.  And you are so right about the being stuck in a queue I think!  I think my impatience in retail line-ups quickly diminishes to being silly.

[StandUpGuyParticipant 334]

Haha. I do s~~~ like this all of the time. The bitches are soooo used to having their ego stroked for little to no reason; other than dudes giving them attention they do not deserve. But secretly they know that are not all that; and giving them a clue really helps them in the long run.

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