Chad's POF Adventures

[Anonymous 11]

I’ve finally found a use for POF.

I’m calling myself Chad, screen scraped a hunk picture, and took Cap285’s POF description and ideal date from the Top Gun thread and deployed it

[Female] “That was hilarious … I laughed so hard My side hurts niw.
Do you get any nice responses?
Can I write one like that for the men on here. Alot of them are just as bad you know.”

[Male] “Sure just adapt mine. LOL!!”

Mean one:

[Female] “Your a Angry Bird in NEED of a dog name Buddy…
Any women in her right mine would not date you NOT once in a life time.
You have to be kidding your placing a price on her drink.?
If we want arm candy like you we can buy It for the night then say good night…”

[Male] “There is no anger here”

How dare we place a price on her drink!

My profile is on this thread:

/forums/topic/line-up-gents-this-ones-a-keeper/

[Anonymous 25]

lol

just respond by correcting her grammar and spelling:

“It’s “You’re” not “your”.”

“Any woman” not “women”.

The smoke will come out of her ears.

I will give you a week before the white knight mods at pof delete your profile as an angry lynch mob of females will make malicious complaints.

[Anonymous 11]

@machiavelli: I’m getting ready to disable it for a month and come back as Chad with a sweet romantic nice guy description instead of Cap’s so I’m trying to not get deleted. Yes, I will mention candy and flowers.

I’m doing a four part experiment and getting interesting results.

#1) The real me – Nothing but whales
#2) The real me with Cap’s description. Before I upped my wealth, I was getting a few whales as before. After that upping my wealth, I began to get black women messaging me.
#3) Chad with Cap’s profile. I’m getting way more views and some interested. Quality is improved, but only marginally lots of semi-whales all post wall.

A guy who looks like my screen scrape could pick women up of the street with a glance.

#4) Will be Chad with a “nice guy” profile description.

I will do a write up thread of the experiments which have been going on for 2.5 months.

I’l say the Chad the hunk experiment’s preliminary results show that POF sucks even for Chad. I want to see what Chad the “nice guy” gets.

I have noticed it’s basically all the same post Wall hamsters still on there for months. POF is a waste of time except for gaming it.

[Wolf redpillmanSpectator 1658]

Lol nice

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=114973579

Jesus Christ! Either she’s lying like f~~~ about her age or she had a very tough life.

I’m guessing her real age is closer to 55.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

CP-
Good one. I’m still laughing.

[Anonymous 11]

Here is Chad v2.0’s proposed profile. Tower and Jan implanted building a gold digger trap in my mind which may become #4. Experiments 1 through 3 prove POF sucks. Glad you all are finding it funny. I am too.

Open for comments:

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

I’l say the Chad the hunk experiment’s preliminary results show that POF sucks even for Chad. I want to see what Chad the “nice guy” gets.

I’m betting more of the same. At most you’ll get a larger volume of the same dregs. Because dregs are all that exist in online dating.

When you’re scraping out the gunk at the bottom of the barrel, it doesn’t really matter what you scrape with, because all that’s down there is more gunk. And online dating is definitely the bottom of the barrel.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

This should be an ongoing thing. A segment somewhere here. We should do an OKCupid fake account too.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

A few years ago my son showed me his mother’s POF profile. In her profile picture she weighs about 35 lbs more than when I married her.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I tried messing with POF one time – my profile lasted only a couple of days. Now I can’t create another one ’cause they ban you by IP address

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[EtrangereParticipant 706]

I’m sort of doing the same thing….trolling , but I used my real pics and Caps profile info. I used it on POF and OKCupid , and I got essentially the same type of action. Whales , and hags that I’d rate a 2 or worse typically , but I did get in a discussion with a 3 who seemed very curious about me(I’d rather drink battery acid than be intimate with her I thought). I deleted the OKCupid profile as they sent too many emails and I just really got bored with all of it. Curiously , I have noticed the POF site sending me a bunch of messages ” XYZ C~~~1234″ wants to meet you. Most of the time I can tell they are jabba the hut disgusting looking , but today I got one from Jobran12
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102115112 at least a 6(maybe 7) I thought from the pics. So I go to send a message to her , and try to spin the plate… the following message pops up about to message Jobran12 you have to be an upgraded member. What a f~~~ing scam. I’m not wasting any more of my time….I’m too busy selling wine and trying to climb from the ashes of where the last relations~~~ left me.

[Anonymous 11]

@russky: I just observe and change variables to gauge the changes in the responses. I am very conservative much like a scientist watching baboons in the wild. Do you have a static IP? If not, unplug your cable or DSL modem for about 15 minutes. Most of the time you will get a new IP address.

The fact this hunk was only being messaged by 4’s at best shows how bad POF is.

I’m going to implement the suggested gold digger trap as I had some of them viewing Chad’s profile. I will be slinging some serious bulls~~~ on my description. “I like to drink fine wine on my 40′ Bertram with a beautiful lady at my side” followed by “flights to New York for shopping on my private airplane” kind of s~~~.

I’d be really cool if I could establish a live chat with a gold digger and then fire up live chat over here and have a posse of MGTOWs with me on as I feed them what she writes.

After Operation Gold Digger, I don’t give a f~~~ what happens to my POF account. I plan on standing her up if I can get her to meet me.

@CPimp: I can’t believe these idiots buy into Cap’s profile. Thanks Cap285!!!! Chad only did marginally better than me in the whale department. He did have more women actively messaging him though. The weird part was that after I jacked my income to 75 to 150K using my mug. I started getting mostly black women instead of white whales.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Thanks for advice, but no. Screw POF. Seeing ugly matches is like torture to me. I’d rather go without
But I’d love to see any gems that this project of yours would generate though

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

Russky wrote:

Seeing ugly matches is like torture to me

Same here. I’m about to run out of eye bleach. After Gold Digger, I am done.

[EtrangereParticipant 706]

I’m going to implement the suggested gold digger trap as I had some of them viewing Chad’s profile. I will be slinging some serious bulls~~~ on my description. “I like to drink fine wine on my 40′ Bertram with a beautiful lady at my side” followed by “flights to New York for shopping on my private airplane” kind of s~~~.

You may get some 5’s or 6’s with that tactic…make the Bertram bigger though like 52′ , and call it your Lear or by the name of the plane itself. Should be more convincing. I will read your adventure , I’m done with mine. Haha

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

“flights to New York for shopping on my private airplane”

Hey C-P, “private pilot’s license, ILS certified” and you have membership in a jet shares corporation (gulf stream II). Think main line discharge at the local sewage plant when you’re feeding a gold digger s~~~.
I have a special place in my dark little heart for gold diggers, and it’s not a nice place to be!

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks CPimp! A 52′ foot Bertram it shall be.

Like Sidecar said, you are scraping the moldy goo from the bottom of the barrel.

I’m not a hunk nor am I unattractive. I can do way better and younger trolling in real life. Even my average Joe ass, can pull better looking pussy out of a bar than a fake Chad can on POF.

@Tower: They will connected to the main line sewage tampon applicators, condoms and syringes. I’m thinking a G650 might be over the top. Maybe a G3 or G2, though those guys usually have pilots.

A lot of the gold digger targets here get away with Cessna’s line of fine craft. Maybe a Citation will work.

I guess I want to see what needs to be done to get 7+ actively messaging me on POF. Valuable MGTOW knowledge will be gained.

When I had a 33:1 response ratio to a fake female ad versus my own back in the late 90s. I realized online is a farce.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Etrangere wrote:

You may get some 5’s or 6’s with that tactic…

I seriously doubt that. Do you really believe there’s anything better than a 4 on online dating? At best you’ll get some with ten year old pictures from when they were 4½’s.

However I’m not willing to prove that assertion because it would require meeting them in person. Not happening.

[Anonymous 11]

@sidecar: With the over the top bulls~~~ Tower and I are planning on slinging on run #4 we may get a 6, if we’re that lucky. I would not bet against you though. Online dating really sucks meat is what I am demonstrating to all.

Run #3 had a 4 at best and Chad was a wealthy, arrogant hunk. I did notice every single one of my messages were read versus normal middle class guy C-Pig.

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