Cat Lady Loon!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Oh boy!  Wimmez of ‘Murica…here is your future…LULZ

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[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

The first video is what I imagine the faculty lounge in a liberal arts school looks like.  That would not be an entirely inaccurate depiction as I measured that bitch’s ugliness at 265 mD (milli-Dworkins).

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Cipher Highwind wrote:

The first video is what I imagine the faculty lounge in a liberal arts school looks like. That would not be an entirely inaccurate depiction as I measured that bitch’s ugliness at 265 mD (milli-Dworkins).

Haha!  You’ve got that right!

I have a theory that cats are all really little patriarchal misogynists in fur coats.  Every f~~~ing cat food commercial on t.v. always depicts one of these little clawed s~~~ sacks summoning some spinster in to the kitchen to open a can of chicken innards.  “MEOW!  FEED ME C~~~!  MEOW!”  Then she is only two slices of bread away from being oppressed in to making kitty a sammich.  See?  Clearly cats are tantamount to misogynists.  I think we should ban cats!  They are an oppressive tool of patriarchy!

 

 

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[33wolfmanParticipant 216]

Think about it, look at every type of cat in the world, none of them pander to the female. They either only get with a female to mate or like the lion let the bitches get the food while they just eat, sleep and screw.

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

33wolfman wrote:

Think about it, look at every type of cat in the world, none of them pander to the female. They either only get with a female to mate or like the lion let the bitches get the food while they just eat, sleep and screw.

Ironic ain’t it?  HAHAHAHA!

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[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Soul Man wrote:

Every f~~~ing cat food commercial on t.v. always depicts one of these little clawed s~~~ sacks summoning some spinster in to the kitchen to open a can of chicken innards. “MEOW! FEED ME C~~~! MEOW!” Then she is only two slices of bread away from being oppressed in to making kitty a sammich.

Hahahahahaha! I never thought of it that way, but that’s hilarious.

I wish I knew how to subtitle videos, because I’d be subtitling some cat food commercials right now.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

sidecar wrote:

Soul Man wrote:

Every f~~~ing cat food commercial on t.v. always depicts one of these little clawed s~~~ sacks summoning some spinster in to the kitchen to open a can of chicken innards. “MEOW! FEED ME C~~~! MEOW!” Then she is only two slices of bread away from being oppressed in to making kitty a sammich.

Hahahahahaha! I never thought of it that way, but that’s hilarious. I wish I knew how to subtitle videos, because I’d be subtitling some cat food commercials right now.

You know I’ve looked on YT but haven’t found anything like that.  I’m kind of surprised.  The world needs MGTOW Cat.  MGTOW Cat doesn’t give a s~~~!  MGTOW Cat wants a sammich!  HAHA!

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[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Soul Man wrote:

The world needs MGTOW Cat. MGTOW Cat doesn’t give a s~~~! MGTOW Cat wants a sammich! HAHA!

Hehehehe. I imagine more of a Pimpslappin Cat with a very deep, Barry White type voice: “Awwww yeah baby. You spread that tuna THICK on that sammich. You know you better treat your man right, because this cat is the only man you’re ever getting. What did I tell you about sardines on the side? Don’t you make me come over there and scratch you again.”

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