Carousel Vet

[Anonymous 11]

I met my womanizing pussy hound friend yesterday. He’s legendary among we mortals for his pussy attracting abilities.

I’m sitting there watching him keeping 3 at a time in line while texting. Using my red pill powers, we are sitting there analyzing and mocking these stupid women. He was surprised that I knew the why behind every stunt he was pulling on them. Thanks MGTOW brothers for all you have written.

Anyway, a 4th one joins the live texting parade. The one he’s really into nailing right now. He quickly punts the other 3. She’s offering him up a threesome with one of her girlfriends. They get to the point of how many partners they’ve had. He confidently keys in a few hundred which I doubt not. She comes back with thousands which I doubt not. The look on his face was priceless.

His pussy addiction is so bad he could not even comprehend why putting his pecker in a woman who has ridden thousands of c~~~s in her career puts him in jeopardy.

His wife won’t even f~~~ him anymore. I cannot say I blame her.

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

We both (men and women) seem to do our absolute best to set ourselves up for failure.

What value do we have (perfect world question here) for each other when we trivialize something like sex? Or respect, appreciation, or hard work?

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

So, is a vet the one who is involved with one woman who rode man (and still rides) or that he is the one involved with numerous women who each rode many different men?

And I have to wonder why the heck a married man, assuming things went sanely, would end up being a vet on a carousel.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Soldier-Medic wrote:

We both (men and women) seem to do our absolute best to set ourselves up for failure.

What value do we have (perfect world question here) for each other when we trivialize something like sex? Or respect, appreciation, or hard work?

Sex is a top form of entertainment in this society we have here. It is seen as detached from everything else. Apparently technology made for the sexual revolution, where sex can be something that is just done for giggles, and nothing else. I recall a line of reasoning with the Catholic Church, and why they argued against birth control (you can disagree with ramifications of their policy) is that birth control detached the act of sex from everything else in a relationship, and would lead to the issues we have seen today, with the STD outbreak, and more. I am not Catholic, but I recall reading about this.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Having a sex addiction is the in thing in my generation. It’s hilarious.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

She comes back with thousands which I doubt not

How many thousand lol? What age group is she in?

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 11]

@AW: 49. Probably, she started getting banged at age 12. My friend only tags good looking women so it’s totally feasible. He calls her a nymphomaniac.

All she had to do was have a different partner every week to make it to 2K. She’s never been married either.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Fermat wrote:

Having a sex addiction is the in thing in my generation. It’s hilarious.

Once upon a time, I wanted to be a sex addict. Now, I’m hooked on staying out of trouble.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

Holy Lord…

hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

I don’t know if I laugh, or if I just listen and learn…

Anyway, his face should have been awesome, when he knew “the numbers”, right, CP?

Damn, I would give half of my bank account just to see that “blue pill” fading face (probably would remind me my own “fading blue pill face”)…

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6410]

People laugh at my old flip-phone because it can’t text or Tinder.

[Jon the Ex-SquidParticipant 298]

Assuming she’s had 2,000 c~~~s, and the average c~~~-length is 6 inches, she’s had approximately 1,000 feet of c~~~ in her lifetime. A little less than a fifth of a mile. Equal to a the height of the New York Times Building, the world’s 10th tallest building.

The average male ejaculation generates between 1 and 5 milliliters of semen. Let’s go for 3 milliliters as an average. That’s 6,000 milliliters of seamen rocketed in or about her body. Or, 1.585032 gallons.

An average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm (66 million/ml). Extrapolated out, that’s roughly 369,000,000,000 sperm buttering her various bits.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Jon the Ex-Squid wrote:

Assuming she’s had 2,000 c~~~s, and the average c~~~-length is 6 inches, she’s had approximately 1,000 feet of c~~~ in her lifetime. A little less than a fifth of a mile. Equal to a the height of the New York Times Building, the world’s 10th tallest building.

The average male ejaculation generates between 1 and 5 milliliters of semen. Let’s go for 3 milliliters as an average. That’s 6,000 milliliters of seamen rocketed in or about her body. Or, 1.585032 gallons.

An average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm (66 million/ml). Extrapolated out, that’s roughly 369,000,000,000 sperm buttering her various bits.

Well, when you put it like that: how romantic!

Just the vision of The New York Times building made out of c~~~s and this “lady” sitting on top of it, riding it .Lmao

Resident cynic.

[HitmanParticipant]

awesome math ! o m g ! insane numbers !

[Anonymous 11]

Dark Kenshi wrote:

Anyway, his face should have been awesome, when he knew “the numbers”, right, CP?

The scary part is that he did not even bat an eye which was why it was priceless. I would have run for the hills. All I could think was about that 1000 foot drop and the splat there Jon. I was going to tell him she’s taken a 1000 feet of different c~~~s in her career, but we got distracted.

I’m getting ready to go see him and his wife for a home cooked meal as I’m giving her a key to my house as I’ve a fly out job for tomorrow. So many women put up with roaming husbands, I guess I’ll invent a word for her Cuckette, maybe.

You know it’s f~~~ed up when you trust a woman with a key to your house over your pussy addicted friend. I’m scared he’ll bring one of these slatterns he meets into my home which is a “No Girls Allowed” zone. I’m still keeping the alarm code secret.

[Anonymous 42]

hmskl’d wrote:

People laugh at my old flip-phone because it can’t text or Tinder.

Flip phones are old???
Hey C-Pig, this reminds me of a chick I banged, all my friends banged! before AIDS came on the seen, I won’t go into details, I was 18, she was 26, and a super fine 9, smokin hot! The last thing I remember from the last time we did it, was her blue as blue, blue pill boyfriend, whining about the rabbit coat he bought her, and how much he loved her, he was a sucker for a pretty face.
I don’t know why she really liked me, but she did things with me, she wouldn’t do with another, she thought me things I’m sure some in a 30 year marriage probably haven’t discovered.
I look back on times like this, and think who was the real asshole? Now I know without a doubt, it was him, he was in love, I felt nothing for her. It wasn’t until my 24th year, that I actually had feelings for another. but that’s another story….

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

The scary part is that he did not even bat an eye which was why it was priceless.

Makes sense. If the guy is in his late 40s and is that much of a player, then Im sure he realizes a nympho woman his age probably has bedded 5-10x more people than he has.

Resident cynic.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Without the availability of healthcare, she would be dead years ago.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Dark Kenshi wrote:

Holy Lord…

hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

I don’t know if I laugh, or if I just listen and learn…

Anyway, his face should have been awesome, when he knew “the numbers”, right, CP?

Damn, I would give half of my bank account just to see that “blue pill” fading face (probably would remind me my own “fading blue pill face”)…

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

The man is texting four different women hes banging, and planning a menage a trois, none of which are his wife. Color me purple, but somehow he doesnt stike me as a supplicating push-over.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 11]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Color me purple, but somehow he doesnt stike me as a supplicating push-over.

Oh, he’s definitely not a blue piller. He just naturally knows how to treat women to get them in bed. They can sense it and just spread their legs for him. He never spends money on them. He’s physically and verbally abusive to them. In other words, he’s a total pussy magnet. However, he is never satisfied and is always miserable. His spends so much time whore mongering these days no one hardly sees him anymore. Addiction is a terrible thing.

He’s so smooth he does it all with a flip phone too.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6410]

Flip phones are old?

I believe this LG is fairly early model, bought about ten years ago or maybe a couple years earlier, Costs about seven dollars a month to operate.

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