Can’t. Stop. Laughing and only read the headlines !

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Such a land whale ! I can’t stop laughing at the headlines. Hard to type ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Some guy knocked her up ? How, with a section of leftover Keystone Pipeline ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8 Months pregnant and can’t tell ! HAHAHAHAHA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3549728/My-body-looks-m-OK-Eight-months-pregnant-Tess-Holliday-slams-people-ask-s-really-expecting-figure-hasn-t-changed.html

Frank V.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Dear god! Must have been a good workout for him to spread those dinosaur thighs for the injection… Each one weighs more than your max. bench press…

[Anonymous 1]

How pregnant is she…………….18 months?

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Anonymous wrote:

How pregnant is she…………….18 months?

HAHA, I bet she’s not pregnant, it’s just fat… OHHHH wait a sec, that must be a new trendy thing for fatties to say, I am not fat I am just pregnant!

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2730]

Thar she blows! Man the harpoons.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant 1928]

Thar she blows! Man the harpoons.

Remember the quote “RELEASE THE KRAKEN?!”

Your picture is feminazis saying “RELEASE THE LAND WHALE!”

Hahahaha.

Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

[narwhalParticipant]

Reminds me of a time years ago when a coworker went on maternity leave, and no one in the office even knew she was pregnant.

Ok. Then do it.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Thar she blows! Man the harpoons.

This needs to be a poster.

CPT Obvious wrote:
Thar she blows! Man the harpoons.
Remember the quote “RELEASE THE KRAKEN?!”
Your picture is feminazis saying “RELEASE THE LAND WHALE!”
Hahahaha.

A new meme !

That’s all I can say !

Frank V.

[HaymakerParticipant 226]

In couple of decades her weight will be “average”. “Sigh”…

Always going big, Yeah you know the kid, Call me haymaker.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Who the f~~~ is Tess Holiday? Apart from just another dime a dozen fat broad I mean.

[NewgroundsParticipant 558]

I’m amazed that the baby isn’t dead, all of that fat pressing down on her womb when she lays on her back it’s like 10,000psi.

|Right Wing Death Squad| Swallowed both Red Pills /pol/MGTOW

[Anonymous 22]

She is a beautiful landwhale.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Newgrounds wrote:

I’m amazed that the baby isn’t dead, all of that fat pressing down on her womb when she lays on her back it’s like 10,000psi.

Ever see what happens when someone opens the decompression chamber too early?

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Anonymous wrote:

How pregnant is she…………….18 months?

Sounds about right. The typical gestation period for elephants is between 18 and 24 months.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

That Captain Obvious land whale picture is funny as hell. Loved everybody’s comments. Just puked for a second time all over my iPad mini 2. Why would somebody f~~~ that thing, why. They need heavy duty machinery to move that bitch.

The Devastator!!

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant 1928]

Why would somebody f~~~ that thing, why. They need heavy duty machinery to move that bitch.

Manginas are so addicted to vagina that they’ll f~~~ anything that’s attached to it.

For me, I have standards and will only date women who are 8-10s.

Men who f~~~ land whales are shoving blue pills down their throats constantly.

Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

That Captain Obvious land whale picture is funny as hell. Loved everybody’s comments. Just puked for a second time all over my iPad mini 2. Why would somebody f~~~ that thing, why. They need heavy duty machinery to move that bitch.

Why they did it is one thing. Some guys will climb a mountain or do something just because “it is there”.

But how did he do it ? Did he get a 50 foot section of leftover XL Pipeline ? Even John Holmes wasn’t long enough to get in there to do the job !

Having reinforced concrete to beef up your houses foundation would be “mandatory foreplay”.

And with all that fat and pressure, when she gives birth you won’t need a midwife, that kid will shoot out so fast you would need a catcher like Johnny Bench or Gabby Hartnett.

Frank V.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Frank V.-

Still laughing. You just found the best appetite suppressant on the planet.

God, what if your woman turned into something like this? You would have to move to Iceland or something.

Picture in your mind- what if she rolled on top of you during sex? Dear God, what if she sat your face?

[Anonymous 12]

What’s really sad is she would be very attractive if it were for all the weight and tattoo’s it just seems like a waste of potential. Like a guy chopping off his arm when he finds out he is a great pitcher.

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