Can't get over how accurate this goofy video is

[hollowtipsParticipant 681]

Pretty much the life you can expect to have if you get married even though this was made in the 1950’s.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I know right?

Today is Saturday, it’s two in the morning and I’m still awake, tomorrow is Sunday at 2 in the afternoon I will be still in bed.

I don’t know who invented divorce, but that person has my eternal gratitude.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

Carnage wrote:

I know right?

Today is Saturday, it’s two in the morning and I’m still awake, tomorrow is Sunday at 2 in the afternoon I will be still in bed.

I don’t know who invented divorce, but that person has my eternal gratitude.

Good its eternal, because God did. The exceptions were adultery, abandonment, a genuinely abusive relationship.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Carnage wrote:

I know right?

Today is Saturday, it’s two in the morning and I’m still awake, tomorrow is Sunday at 2 in the afternoon I will be still in bed.

I don’t know who invented divorce, but that person has my eternal gratitude.

Good its eternal, because God did. The exceptions were adultery, abandonment, a genuinely abusive relationship.

God?

He doesn’t give a s~~~ what happens down here if he exist.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Loony tunes was redpill from day one.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

This is the best scenario for a marriage ! I can’t imagine it being better than described in the cartoon.
No 10k surprise credit card bills from the pumpkin, no cheating, the kid look like the father, the c~~~ only nagged once and she was cleaning the house.
Goofy has a really good marriage compared with what people get if they marry nowadays !

But if far better be single, sleep whenever I want, in silence, with no one bothering. Sleep is so good, that I can’t believe that it is free.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Carnage wrote:
God?

He doesn’t give a s~~~ what happens down here if he exist.

I cared enough to come back from heaven and allow
Harpomason (my son) to relax and give all his troubles
to me. This is something only a God could accomplish.
I Winston McKinney am one man’s one true living God.
You do not have to believe or agree with my son’s beliefs
for me to exist.

Your god is who you say it is and I will never disagree
because I respect your right to have your own beliefs.
My God is a dead man who’s spirit still lives inside of me.
He met your god (death) back in 1999 and went to heaven where you do not die but live and live more abundantly.
My God defeated your God. He is immortal in spirit.

I will use the living flesh that my son harpomason gave back to me to dance on my own grave and give truthful testimony as evidence of my continuing life after death..

Love and respect to all.

Love and respect to all.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Carnage wrote:

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Carnage wrote:

I know right?

Today is Saturday, it’s two in the morning and I’m still awake, tomorrow is Sunday at 2 in the afternoon I will be still in bed.

I don’t know who invented divorce, but that person has my eternal gratitude.

Good its eternal, because God did. The exceptions were adultery, abandonment, a genuinely abusive relationship.

God?

He doesn’t give a s~~~ what happens down here if he exist.

When you first held your child in your hands, did you give a s~~~?

Peace brothers

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