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Alright, i know it’s long, but there are just so many factors that have built up to this moment, i feel that it is important that i go over each one as to best express the frustrations of having a female roommate. i know i have a lot of anger towards women in general, as i always seem to be running into this sort of s~~~, so, i’ll try to do my best to not get too offensive, but… i’m a very passionate person when it comes to things that matter.
I’m 22 years old, have owned my own place for over a year now, renting it out to a roommate so that i can live pretty much for free aside from the annoyances of having a roommate. Please keep in mind, that i keep my place ABSOLUTELY SPOTLESS! with the exception of my bedroom… i keep my clothing in two piles, clean and dirty; i don’t see a real need for me to waste time organizing them.
Anywho.
My last roommate was a drunk ass loser, who owed me a lot of rent; i let him stay for an extra 2 months cause he lost his job and kept promising to change, and stop drinking and all of that s~~~. So, i kicked him out, and ended up that the day before he was moving out, the f~~~er started to drop dead right in-front of me. Most frustrating moment of my life; was almost free of this loser, then BAM, he has wicked seizure ( 4 minutes long ) and drops dead. So, i pulled out my medical training, literally shoved 1/2 ton appliances out of the way to save this f~~~ers life. Last thing i wanted was a dead body in my home. Long story short, managed to get the f~~~er out of my house, and he died the next day from alcohol poisoning ( thankfully not in my house ).I quit my job about 2 months before, from an all male work environment, full of some of the shadiest people imaginable. A fellow employee was an African child solider, who had killed well over 100 people ( i s~~~ you not ). Father of the “boss” was a con man, whom admitted several times to having killed several people, and i even over heard him making proposals to start up a body part market in canada ( where you kidnap random people, chop them up, and sell their organs). Boss was scamming people for thousands, and even f~~~ed up a $1 million dollar sale, that i made in my f~~~ing name; thankfully the buyer knew i was powerless as i passed on the negotiations to my boss to avoid taking the hit. The list just goes on and on; till after a year and a half, i couldn’t take it anymore.
All of this is completely true, and as you can guess, i was pretty shaken up by these events, so as you can guess, i really did not want to deal with any more slothy, immoral people. As i was unemployed (and still am), i needed to get a roommate ASAP, but there were no real successful candidates, and i had already had two bad male roommates ( 1 absolutely horrible ) & a horrible male work environment, so i figured, what the hell, might as well try a female roommate this time.
WELL BEHOLD! 9 of the ~10 female applicants HAD COMMITMENT ISSUES! Didn’t really think much of it, and went a head as planned.
The applicant had brought her friends along to view the apartment, so i figured, there shouldn’t be any reliability issues with a person who has friends willing to go hunting with her.So, got the lease signed, half of the deposit down ( was not 100% happy about it; she paid in cash and made some excuse about reaching her daily withdraw limit… whatever, she’s a dumb ass that doesn’t know about bank drafts… i can live with that ).
BEHOLD!! 1 day BEFORE THE LEASE STARTS!
She send’s me a text message, saying that she is ONLY GOING TO PAY FOR HALF A MONTHS RENT BECAUSE SHE WON’T BE MOVING IN TILL MID WAY THROUGH THE MONTH!!!HELLLO!!!! YOU SIGNED A F~~~ING LEASE!!!
Ok, well whatever, i don’t want to start off with a p~~~ed off roommate, as they will be living in my place, which i view as being like as if someone were living in my $250,000 Lamborghini Aventador. So, i let it slide.
We have all heard of the whole girlfriend – boyfriend moving in hazing rituals… BUT WHO THE F~~~ WOULD OF EXPECT THAT WOMEN DO THIS REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ARE A BOYFRIEND OR A COMPLETE F~~~ING STRANGER!
HOLLY F~~~ING S~~~, it was UNBELIEVABLE!
1st day, she moves in, she walks in like queen bitch and starts bossing her family around; to be expected, she is a complete bitch.
So i just continued to lay on my couch watching some anime, making sure to be as polite as i can…so, few hours later, everything is all moved into her GIGANTIC ROOM; i let my roommates have the insanely huge room to keep the rent appealing and them out of my hair. I go to get a glass of water… AND BEHOLD!!!!! MY KITCHEN HAD BEEN COMPLETELY REORGANIZED! WHAT THE F~~~! NOT A SINGLE WORD WAS SAID TO ME ABOUT IT! The damn c~~~ took ALL of MY APPLIANCES ( small coffee machine for guests, and a kettle ) AND PUT HER APPLIANCES THERE! WHAT THE F~~~! NOT A SINGLE WORD WAS SAID TO ME.
K, your moving into a complete strangers house, and you just walk the f~~~ in, move around all of their s~~~ in their f~~~ing SPOTLESS KITCHEN, and be all like, F~~~ you, this is my corner now.
Seriously, dafuq! Never had a roommate this invasive on the first day… let alone ANY DAY, never had any issues in all of the 365+ days that i’ve had a roommate prior.
Ok, it’s not that big of a deal, i would just have appreciated it if she were to have at least asked or even just let me know that she moved my s~~~.
Here are some pictures of my kitchen, before she moved in. I made sure to leave some crap in the sink and counter as to not give any impressions out that i’m 100% spotless, 100% of the time. I do occasionally leave dishes in the sink while the dishwasher is running, and i throw out bottles when i throw out the trash, as to be efficient as possible.
before she moved in, i made sure to clear the counter top, as to give her some extra space to work with.
As you can see by the photos, there was absolutely NO NEED for her to have touched any of my s~~~; i had my kitchen spotless, there were no bottles as depicted in the pictures, only things were those two appliances, the can of cooking utensils, and some common cooking bottles ( balsamic vinegar, olive oil, cooking cherry ).
Okay, yeah, it p~~~ed me off a little more than a normal person, but ya, whatever, i can live with it.
Day 2.
I wake up, to the smell… of… P~~~! AND FEMINIZED AIR!
F~~~ing air freshener, PERFUME, BURNT CANDLES!!! ALL WITHOUT ASKING!
HELLO?!!?!?!?! WHAT IF I HAD BEEN ALLERGIC TO THAT S~~~? I WOULD OF BEEN DEAD! ( i have several friends who are actually DEADLY allergic to perfume )So, how would you feel, if the first thing you woke up to, was the SMELL OF P~~~ AND FREAKING FEMINIZED AIR!
I FELT LIKE THROWING UP ALL OVER THE F~~~ING PLACE!
IT WAS THAT DISGUSTING OF A SMELL!Well, watever, as long as it’s not every day; so flushed the toilet, opened up all of the windows in the unit, and turned on the bathroom fan.
F~~~, was it bad.
And as i went to flush the toilet… i noticed something odd… MY BATHROOM HAD BEEN FREAKING FEMINIZED! Fluffy carpet s~~~ here, every freaking drawer filled up to the rim with feminine products, my shower floor covered with 10 freaking bottles of god knows what… Ok, all to be expected. but still, AGAIN! She didn’t ask once about putting fluffy bathroom s~~~ everywhere!
Ok, i can live with all of this s~~~; i just don’t appreciate this level of disrespect.
So, the air finally clears up, and i can finally head off to my morning release!
As a sat on the toilet, i noticed, SHE LEFT HER CONTACT LENS CASES WIDE FREAKING OPEN IN A BATHROOM FULL OF F~~~ING P~~~!
DOES THIS PERSON NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CAR OF HERSELF?!?!?! DOES SHE NOT CARE IF SHE GOES BLIND FROM GETTING PARASITES IN HER F~~~ING EYES?Ok, whatever, take a deep breath… she is just a dumbass c~~~… was to be expected…
but, there has to be a reason for it, you just cant be THAT F~~~ING STUPID, to leave a TOILET FULL OF P~~~ LIKE THAT, ALONG side all of the feminized air.
SO! I go look it up on google, AND BEHOLD!!! Thousands of forums going on about how it is a BOYFRIEND HAZING TACTIC!
DAFUQ! I AM A COMPLETE F~~~ING STRANGER, NOT HER FREAKING BOYFRIEND!
F~~~!This actually continued for a full month… absolutely disgusting.
Day 3,
She goes out and buys the same freaking cereal as what i have (raisin bran)… for what reason? i had no freaking idea; at first i thought it was because she was trying to “attract me,” by looking more adult like, and eating things that i liked…WELL BEHOLD! SHE IS A FAT F~~~ING BITCH! And as well all know, FAT BITCHES CAN’T EAT ANYTHING REMOTELY HEALTHY!!!!
So, she ABSOLUTELY HATES THE TASTE OF THE CEREAL, AND DUMPS IT STRAIGHT INTO MY SIDE OF THE FREAKING SINK, DIRECTLY OVER ALL OF MY FREAKING DISHES!
FURTHER MORE!!!! She Washed out her BOWL, Put it ON HER SIDE OF THE SINK! AND LEFT ALL OF THE F~~~ING CEREAL AND MILK ALL OVER MY DISHES.
It LOOKED AS IF SOMEONE HAD TAKEN A HUGE F~~~ING S~~~ IN MY SINK! *except it was raisin bran ofc*She continued to do this several times, BUT THANKFULLY! SHE IS A FAT F~~~ING BITCH AND DOESN’T LIKE EATING CEREAL!
So, 4 times in, about 1.5 weeks… She changes up her cereal to something suiting of her…BUT WAIT! IT GETS WORSE!
WHO… THE F~~~! TAKES OUT… THE STRAINER! AND THEN!!! DUMPS F~~~ING CEREAL DOWN THE DRAIN!?!?!? DAFUQ!
How STUPID do you have to not UNDERSTAND THAT THE “PLUG WITH HOLES IN IT” IS A FREAKING STRAINER! TO KEEP S~~~ FROM GETTING IN THE DRAIN!
LIKE HOLLY S~~~!Further more… it is the summer time, so EVERY FREAKING TIME SHE DUMPED HER CEREAL IN THE SINK, I HAD TO WAKE UP TO NOT ONLY FREAKING PEE, FEMINIZED AIR, BUT THE SMELL OF MILK GOING BAD! F~~~! DISGUSTING!
But seriously, HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO THROW THE CEREAL IN THE SINK! AFTER TAKING OUT THE F~~~ING STRAINER?!!>!
WHAT THE F~~~!Day 4,
SHE STARTS WEARING HERE SHOES INTO HER ROOM AND TAKING THEM OFF THERE!
OK, SERIOUSLY! I HAVE 2 FREAKING DOOR MATTS FOR A REASON!Ok, well whatever, i can live with that, as long as she doesn’t do it in the winter.
Ok… So, her friend comes over, and SHE takes off her shoes at the door matt, BUT MY ROOMMATE DOESNT?!?!?!
DAFUQ!There has to be a reason for this!
Around 2 weeks in, she start’s trying to sneak in a boyfriend… They hid his shoes in her room, in a failed attempt to keep it from me… and… he start’s staying over at night… MAKING A S~~~ LOAD OF F~~~ING NOISE! Every now and then, i hear her boyfriend slapping her ass… F~~~ING DISGUSTING! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT S~~~!
F~~~! Now i have to deal WITH TWO ROOMMATES?!?!?!? AND EVEN WORSE, THEIR ASS SLAPPING?!
Well whatever, as long as he doesn’t talk with me, or cause any damage… i’m okay with it… so i pretended not to notice LOL!
Day 28,
The boyfriend finally runs into me.
F~~~!
Thankfully, he didn’t say a word, cause… i’m that awesome 😛
*or rather he was scared s~~~less that i had caught him running around my place… and even worse, half naked*now, before i go onto Day 29, i need to mention a few things that i’m not really certain as to exactly when they started.
1. she does not clean the sink when she brushes her TEETH. SHE DOES NOT USE ANY WATER AT ALL! AND JUST LEAVES IT SITTING IN THE SINK CRAPPING IT UP AND WORSE! IT CLOGS UP THE DAMN SINK! SO EVERY 2 weeks IVE HAD TO GO POUR DRANO DOWN IT CAUSE OF HER FRACKING STUPIDITY!
2. she doesn’t know how to use THE FRACKING DISHWASHER!
Ok, well admittedly, none of my previous roommates knew how to either ( which is just pathetic )… BUT SHE WAS JUST SO STUPID ABOUT IT!
SHE WOULD LEAVE WHOLE BITS OF FOOD, LIKE, FULL PIECES OF LETTUCE/spinach ON THE DISHES! AND EVEN WORSE! SHE DIDNT ( AND STILL DOESNT ) KNOW HOW TO TURN ON THE DAMN DISHWASHER! So it SITS FOR DAYS AT A TIME! FULL OF HER DISGUSTING ROTTING FOOD!
WTF! ( not as bad anymore, but she still put’s the dishes in… in such a retarded way )For those of you whom have never used a dishwasher before, or simply don’t know… PUTTING NON-SOLUBLE FOOD IN THE DISHWASHER WILL BREAK IT! IT WILL CLOG UP THE PIPES!
But, thankfully, i have a very modern kitchen, and the washing machine is well designed… possibly even… dare i say… idiot proof?
n00p, too complex for her to use.
3. SHE USES MY LAUNDRY DETERGENT!
she has her own bottle hidden away somewhere… and now uses mine… again, some boyfriend hazing crap?
K, THAT S~~~ IS EXPENSIVE! $15 a bottle, of 64 loads…i do 1 load a week…
AND SHE DOES LIKE 5!
EVEN WORSE! SHE USES AN ENTIRE CAP FULL! * this is the concentrated crap, you only need 1/4 full for a full load*
AND EVEN WORSE, SHE DOESNT EVEN DO FULL LOADS OF LAUNDRY!
F~~~!My laundry detergent bottle is getting pretty low now… yet i’ve only do maybe 5-6 loads.
4.
SHE DOESNT REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS WHEN THEY ARE OUT!
AND SHE USES A LOT!
Like, ONE ROLL EVERY 2 DAYS!
Seriously, HOW THE F~~~ DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
I use, MAYBE 1 roll every 2 weeks. like MAYBE, and that would be a month were i get the s~~~s or something, which is so very rare.I REFUSE TO REPLACE THEM FOR HER!
She knows where they are, RIGHT UNDER THE DAMN SINK! 5 FREAKING INCHES AWAY FROM WHERE THE TOILET ROLL SITS!When i don’t replace it…
SHE THROWS IT ON THE F~~~ING FLOOR AND LETS IT SIT FOR EVER!5.
She treats my servers like s~~~.
K, 22 years old, and have an expert level of expertise when it comes to computers, servers, and whatever.BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO FIGURE OUT NOT TO PUT SOAKING WET LAUNDRY ALL OVER A FRACKING SERVER RACK! HANGING IT DIRECTLY INFRONT OF IT WHERE THE AIR INTAKE IS! HELLO?!?!?! CAN YOU NOT FEEL THE MOVEMENT OF THE AIR?!?!!?
Well, as a solution, i moved up my s~~~ on the top of the rack, so that there was no place for her to put her wet laundry… AND F~~~!!! LIKE WTH! WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO PUT UR WET FREAKING LAUNDRY ON IT WHEN THE DRY IS JUST RIGHT ABOUT IT!
K… it looks expensive, IT IS EXPENSIVE, DONT BE STUPID ABOUT IT!
GAH!6. SHE IS CONSTANTLY GOING THROUGH MY S~~~ IN THE KITCHEN AND REARRANGING IT!
I’ve even caught her using my ingredients.SERIOUSLY! DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU!
I keep my bottles IN A SPECIFIC FORMATION! BECAUSE OF THE FREAKING HEAT CAUSED MY THE DAMN STOVE! U F~~~ING C~~~! GAHAHWEHDHASDFHSDAFLKHSDFHS
Glass bottles, in the back, as they are least used, and can withstand the temperature of the stove… NOT IN A FREAKING LINE! WITH THE PLASTIC BOTTLE NEXT TO THE STOVE WHERE IT WILL MELT! GAH!Ok, a minor thing, but IT ADDS UP! Done several times. F~~~!
7. She is loud and ungraceful, but… it was to be expected, as i have only met maybe 1 or 2 women whom had an ounce of grace.
8. SHE NEVER TAKES OUT THE TRASH!
NEVER EVER! AND SHE MAKES SOOO MUCH OF IT!
FOR F~~~S SAKES! few weeks ago, she PUT HER GARBAGE CAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F~~~ING HALLWAY, FILLED UP TO THE F~~~ING RIM! FULL OF HER FRACKING GARBAGE… DAFUQ! DOES SHE EXPECT ME TO TAKE OUT THE KITCHEN GARBAGE, AND HERS AS WELL!F~~~ NOW!
Been like 3 weeks now, and it’s still sitting there.HELL! EVEN WORSE !!!
One day she BROUGHT OUT HER GARBAGE, AND SHOVED IT INTO THE KITCHEN GARBAGE… INTO A F~~~ING EMPTY GARBAGE BAG…. THAT I HAD PUT IN.
every bit of garbage in this picture… is HERS.F~~~!
That just hit such a nerve, that i TRIED to leave it in there for her to clean up, BUT SHE JUST PILLED S~~~ UP IN THERE LETTING IT FALL ALL OVER THE FRACKING PLACE!My next attempt, i restrained myself a bit more, and SHE PUT THE GOD DAMN GARBAGE BAG ON THE FLOOR! DIDNT EVEN PUT A NEW ONE INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!
But, on my current attempt, i am now only putting garbage in a bag in my room, and am NO WAY IN HELL TOUCHING HER GARBAGE ANYMORE!
Her damn, filthy, DISGUSTING GARBAGE! AND SHE FILLS IT UP SOO FREAKING FAST TOOO!!!9.
SHE DOES NOT CLEAN THE SINK!
EVER.
EVER.
EVEEEEERR!
I’ve had to draino the kitchen sink every two weeks cause of that c~~~, JUST TO KEEP THE FRUIT FLIES AWAY!JUST F~~~!
10.
When she sees something that i buy… she goes out and buys the same TYPE of thing.
it’s as if she is like, “hey, lookat me! i bought REAL BUTTER, no MARINE”
or more recently, i bought some Popsicles, just some cheap ones. $5 worth.NEXT DAY! SHE BUYS 4 FREAKING BOXES OF HAAGEN DAZ!!! ICE CREAM POPSICLES!
The list just goes on and on, and half of the crap she doesnt even touch.
11.
She is disgustingly negligent when it comes to meat.
I’ve seen her leave chicken breast in the fridge, till half a day after the best before / expiration date, FREEZES it…
THEN, a week later, THAWS IT IN THE SINK FOR 2 DAYS… THEN FREEZES IT AGAIN! THEN!!!! another week later, THAWS IT IN THE SINK FOR 3 DAYS, AND THEN COOKS IT! AND EATS IT!DISGUSTING!
Day 29, the after she “THINKS” that i JUST found out about her boyfriend…
Damn bitch woke me up at 7~9am… and goes into, “YOUR MY F~~~ING CHILD NOW” MODE!
F~~~!
She starts making this HUGE RUCKUS… PROBABLY to wake me up! so she can get her mangina boyfriend to man up and talk with me.Thankfully, i’ve had plenty of years of experience of people trying to wake me up… Yup, managed to get till noon, till they left.
So, to this point, she had been leaving the toilet FULL OF P~~~ EVERY OTHER FREAKING MORNING!
The air constantly getting RE-FEMINIZED WITH PERFUME AND CANDLE FUMES! OH! and did i mention that HER ROOM ALSO SMELLS LIKE P~~~? UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE FEMINIZED AIR?!I keep the windows open all day long now…
So, 1 month in, the place CONSTANTLY SMELLS OF, HER P~~~, FEMINIZED AIR, AND ROTTING FOOD!
Alright, now this REALLY SET ME OFF.
When i woke up, on day 29…
THIS!
WAS SITTING ON THE COUNTER!
HOLLY F~~~ING S~~~!
She wanted, ME, TO CLEAN UP HER MESS?
THE F~~~ING P~~~ STAINED FLOORS AND FLOORBOARDS, FROM HER F~~~ING P~~~!
THE F~~~ING MESS FROM HER NOT TAKING OFF HER F~~~ING SHOES!OMFG!!!
JUST, WHAT THE F~~~!AND WAIT! MY KITCHEN HAD BEEN REORGANIZED!!!
ALL OF MY S~~~, REMOTELY WITHIN THE VICINITIY OF THE KITCHEN, aside from appliances, and cooking bottles…
WAS DUMPED ON MY COFFEE TABLE!
AND EVERY FREAKING COOKING BOTTLE (except 4 olive oil) AND SOME COOKING UTENSILS WERE SHOVED INTO MY SPICE CABINET!!!!!
WHAT THE F~~~!
I was SOOO FREAKING P~~~ED!
I didn’t clean the floor till the day later, just to p~~~ her off…
Day 30, pressed the “clean” button, on my roomba… floors… more or less clean, aside from her P~~~ STAINS.Also, from day 30, she started doing stupid stuff, like leaving the door open while having sex with her boyfriend… to make me jealous? why the f~~~ would you do that? 99% of the time she leaves the door closed, and then when they go to f~~~, SHE OPENS IT UP JUST SO THAT I CAN HEAR IT!?!?!? WTF!
So, 2 weeks of her randomly opening her bed room door… 2 weeks of her BOYFRIEND STAYING OVER ALMOST EVERY FREAKING NIGHT! TOTALING TO 4 WEEKS OF THIS S~~~!
I hand her a nice big FAT NOTICE!
Your “boyfriend” has been staying overnight at an unacceptable frequency. As per the lease agreement Unauthorized Occupants are not permitted. Therefore you are in violation of a Substantial Breach in accordance to the Residential Tenancies Act of Alberta.
As per the lease agreement and the Residential Tenancies Act, Section 29(1), the penalty for a Substantial Breach is the security deposit, any unpaid rent, costs of any damages, and up to 3 months of rent.
Please come see me before Sept 14, 2014 to discuss the following options:
1. Re-sign the lease to include your boyfriend
2. Limit your boyfriend’s overnight stays to 4 times per month
3. Move out, and pay the penalty of $2250.00As you can imagine, she shut up soo fast, and an hour later, had her mangina boyfriend come over to talk with me.
She didn’t even have the b~~~~ to talk to me about it her self.She obviously didn’t have a copy of the lease, or they were both freaking retarded, cause the “boyfriend” tried with a COMPLETELY FAILED attempt to lie to me. Said, “[he] had only stayed over night for a total of 4 times,” and that the lease said, “[he] had a week.”
Can you just imagine his face, when i replied with, “i doesn’t say that”
AND THEN HE MADE IT EVEN WORSE!!! LOL, I WAS PRACTICALLY LAUGHING IN MY SHOES!
he said, “well, what does it say?”
and i replied, “no other occupants”i used the number 4 as to be nice, and it is the most commonly used to describe the difference between a guest and occupant via number of nights over.
it shut them up good… for a few hours, then BAM! Louder than ever… and a week later, things started to quiet off… perhaps the mangina grew some b~~~~ and dumper her? 3:D
Summary / TL;DR
Women are just as bad to live with as roommates, as they are girlfriends.
if you’ve managed to find one that you are happy living with, then, you are by far lucky!
The sheer length of the article should express the frustration alone, and to think… It has barely been 1.5 months… just 4 more to go.My Goal: To Leave Society.
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This is the best post I ever read! I have tears, and my shoulders are shaking from laughing so hard I can barely type this. The pictures of the laundry detergent on the server rack……….. I am doubled over here!!! F~~~ I feel your pain! This is what happens when you let a woman anywhere near your universe.
<cite>@tbowden1 said:</cite>
Wow man.. what a situation. I will say, living with a woman should be absolutely OFF LIMITS for any man who wants any form of solitude.. with that said, I think you were WAY too easy on her.. When I read “I didn’t clean the floor till the day later, just to p~~~ her off…” WHAT!? WHY THE F~~~ WOULD YOU TOLERATE THAT!?In absolutely no way, shape, or form would I allow someone to tell ME what I am going to clean in my house… ESPECIALLY if it wasn’t a mess that I made. Frankly, if I want to take a s~~~ in the middle of my living room, that is MY choice and my right considering I own the home. I get where you’re coming from.. if you don’t clean it, no one will. But I think you’ve come to a point where you’re allowing her to demean you.. Move on a find a new roommate ASAP.
can’t really kick her out till the lease is over; i could bring up that she is in violation of the cleaning policy in the lease agreement, but something like that would never actually hold up in court unless there was mold growing everywhere. She also seems like the kind of women who has a huge fit when she doesn’t get what she wants, so i’m also afraid of how much damage she will do to my place when i tell her to leave and pork up $2250 for breaking the agreement.
“cleaning” the floor was no biggy, because all i did was press the “clean” button on the roomba; didn’t wash, or mop the floor.
i do however, agree that i need to take a more firm standing, which is why i have stopped taking out the garbage…
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Alright! now for those of you whom are interested in some before and after photos!
I stopped taking out the garbage on the morning of sept 23, 2014. It is now the morning ( ish ) of sept 26, 2014.
i left on a short 2 night vacation in the mountains, and this is how my kitchen looks as i returned!i suspect that she left to sleep over at her mangina bf’s place, on the 25th, as her tooth brush and stuff were gone when i returned…
perhaps she was thinking something a long the lines of, “That f~~~er just left without taking the garbage out! well two can play this game”who knows… so there is about 2 days worth of garbage in the pictures.
Only thing in this photo that is mine, are the two black appliances… & the raisin bran on top of the fridge.
Oddly… a bit cleaner than usual LOL!
These pots have been in the sink for over a week…and this is the mess on the stove she left for me:
i use the stove myself, about 3 times a week, only thing i ever get on the stove top is a bit of oil from pan frying…
but since she made a mess out of my stove top, i’ve been refusing to clean up her mess.
So… this is… two days worth of beer for her, also don’t forget to include the wine bottle on the counter. She drinks about 2 wine bottles per week, and i’m not sure how many 6 packs.When i was showing her the place, i told her my story about my last roommate, and how he was a complete f~~~ing drunk loser… and how the last thing i wanted, was another drunk. She flat out lied, and completely agreed with my statement, saying that she was not like that.
wonder how fast she is going to pay the rent this month, seeing as how absolutely stupid she is with her money… maybe i’ll be able to kick her out.
Here is the picture of the garbage can… with about 2 days worth of her garbage in it.
Wonder how long it will take for her to take out the garbage, for the first time since moving in.
Btw… that sushi tray, was in the fridge for a good 2 weeks… i saw her eat a piece after it had been in the fridge for around 1.5 weeks…
disgusting.My Goal: To Leave Society.
Ok, just had to share this…
1/3 of a roll was left, and 1 empty roll that she threw on the ground before leaving, which i sure as hell am not going to clean up for her ( wish i had a before pic ).
She came back today, sept 30, 2014, from being over at her bf’s place.
She comes back, goes to the washroom once, then re-enters makes some bitching noises like some angry rampage s~~~ ( no idea wtf for… sounded like she kicked something )…
And now, 30 minutes after she’s returned…
this…
So, first time i stopped picking up the rolls for her, and she like blows up in the washroom and throws another empty roll on the floor.
WTF! I’m sorry, the toilet roll thing just, makes me say WTF! no matter how many times i see her leave a roll on the floor. JUST WHAT DA F~~~!
Makes me WTF more than the random wine bottle under the sink:
that bottle has been there for like 3 weeks now… just, makes my head go crazy…
dafuq could she be using it for? do i even want to know?—
@deus_ex_machina, yup, i read your intro story, some crazy stuff.My Goal: To Leave Society.
So yea, i stopped taking out HER garbage 11 days ago ( sept 23, 2014 )… and…
Just wow, can’t believe the c~~~ sent me this text message…
my reply is what teh blue one ofc 😛AND after braking her lease & verbal agreement! by sneaking in her mangina last night.
*yea, she didn’t even keep her word with the no boyfriend sleeping over thing, instead she just snuck him in all the time… but least he doesn’t bug me*Anywho, yesterday i threw out her f~~~ing pile of cardboard boxes, cause i couldn’t just throw mine out without throwing her enormous pile out! F~~~, maybe i shouldn’t have? lol, maybe that set her off? i really dont know lol.
Absolutely HILLARIOUS, that she is bitchin, yet she has left her dirty dishes in the sink for ~20 days, bag of bottles for around the same amount of time, and the garbage can completely filled up to the rim for the past 11 days ( she was gone for 5 of those days )… and funny enough, there were some dishes on the counter that she had for the past 3-4 days, which she conveniently cleaned BEFORE sending the txt message… as if she thinks i’m that obvious to not notice… she really does attempt to do a lot of manipulative s~~~ when she tells me to clean up her s~~~.
Wonder if i’m going to be kicking her out at the end of the month, or if she’ll admit her wrong.
I suspect she is absolutely terrified of having me kick her out; probably afraid of the shame it’ll bring her parents.
But, she is always freaking pushing and breaking the damn lease ( but not to enough of an extent to get legally kicked out )My Goal: To Leave Society.
Got a reply…
Just, seriously, WOW, Dafuq is with her logic?
She doesn’t want me to throw out the garbage?
Yet, she hasn’t thrown it out ONCE!Well sent my reply:
My Goal: To Leave Society.
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