Can I get a sausage with those eggs?

[TuneoutParticipant]

Vancouver resident finds naked man in his kitchen making eggs

WTF is it with people not locking their doors these days even when they’re home?

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Tired-CopParticipant 116]

It would happen a lot less if good people would start shooting these a**holes.

Just don't care anymore,,,,

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I guess there are some limits. You can’t go your own way naked into someone else’s kitchen.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Yes officer I shot and killed him…he threatened me with an egg beater. I didn’t want to be a victim of egg beater violence.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Well, it is at least a non violent way to ensure he has room and board over the winter.
A psyc evaluation and a stay in a warm place for a few months, for cooking eggs in someone elses kitchen.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[SolidParticipant 7520]

PistolPete wrote:

Yes officer I shot and killed him…he threatened me with an egg beater. I didn’t want to be a victim of egg beater violence.

If you were a c~~~, and he is naked, obviously you are a rape victim, no questions asked.

[HitmanParticipant]

if i woke up to find that,
it would be killed on site.

[bladeParticipant]

What insensitive arse holes they didn’t even have bacon in the fridge

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[StentorianParticipant 1690]

Breaking in and damaging some of the cooking gear, and going commando. That’s bound to f~~~ up anyone’s morning.

It’s a good thing the door was closed, but not locked. That really helps to deter criminals.

“He who takes an eel by the tail, or a woman at her word, soon finds he holds nothing.”

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