Calling all MGTOW and bring your highest level of sarcasm!

[FermatParticipant 3478]

 

To all MGTOW out there, I need a short clever comeback to this ridiculous poster to post on facebook. @keymaster your thoughts would be most appreciated.

Im thinking of writing “the strongest men go MGTOW” but it sounds weak. What do you guys think?

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

A weak woman says that she’s a strong woman…

[SMADParticipant 651]

A smart man wouldn’t get in a situation that requires him to “handle” the woman…

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[AlbertParticipant 646]

A strong man doesn’t give a s~~~ what a woman thinks.

E=MC² Bitch

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

well, this might help

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Thank you guys! Keep em coming!

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

A strong woman can handle a strong man.
A weak woman will say he has an attitude.

Just about any of their arguments can be turned around. I have no problem with this saying or its inverse I just showed. I don’t find it ridiculous. The problem is the poster fails in its assumption that females are the determiners of a long term relationship.

[Anonymous 42]

Albert wrote:

A strong man doesn’t give a s~~~ what a woman thinks.

@albert, I have the other side of that equation,,,, A strong  the strongest woman in the world “does” give a s~~~ what a man thinks! Personally, I give more a s~~~ what slime on the dark side of Neptune thinks….

[finallyfreeParticipant 341]

The Word “handle” is the term often used when describing dangerous snakes and or chemicals. Why in the hell would I want a female that I have to get a  handle of ?? Long sighhhh, Nuff said.

[GrumpyParticipant]

A strong Man can lift a land whale into a wood chipper….

I mean A strong women jams a wood chipper.. no that wasn’t it either.

A strong man deals with life’s adversities and carries on forward, a strong woman will get a man to do it for her. That’s what I originally meant to say.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

TL;DR (to the feminist’s comment in the image)

And no, it is the feminist agenda that makes me say that.  Even one word in that area makes me say that.

It takes a strong man to realize he doesn’t doesn’t need to handle a woman.  A strong man lets the strong woman go her own way, and not need anything from her.  A strong man doesn’t need to be handled by anyone, nor needs to handle anyone.  To say you are strong and say you need to be handled is sign you aren’t as strong as you think.  And a strong man doesn’t need a woman to tell him what is or isn’t a strong man.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

 

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

How many times have you heard a man complain that he cant have male friends becsuse they are “dicks”? 0

How many times have you heard a woman complain they cant have female friends because they are “bitches”? Ad infinitum.

Resident cynic.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

“A strong man’s woman makes him a sammich.”

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

 

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[narwhalParticipant]

…and the smart man ignores the drama entirely and ordered himself another beer.

Ok. Then do it.

[MyselfParticipant 353]

That poster is intended to be read by women, not men.  Any woman reading it self identifies as the “strong woman” and is swept up in the narrative that any man having any kind of critical opinion of her must be weak.

Sorry, no sarcasm today.

 

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

Fermat, nothing on some s~~~ social site like facebook is worth a responding to.  And most certainly not old tired cliché soundbites.

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

“A strong man’s woman makes him a sammich.”

Does a MGTOW need a woman to make him a sammich?

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Comeback: Strong woman?

No such thing.

 

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