Cabbie Capers

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Hi Guys
I’ve been a Cabbie in Portsmouth UK since May 1992, almost 24 years. A few people on my Introduction thread suggested telling a few stories of the things I’ve heard over the years. I’ll try over time, to recall old incidents as well as ongoing ones.
For those unfamiliar with the UK, Portsmouth is on the south coast and along with Plymouth, is a major base for the British Navy. This has shrunk drastically in size over the years and the loss in personnel has now been supplemented by a massive increase in the university student population, currently totaling about 28,000 of which about 8,000 are from overseas. At one time it was one of the most densely populated cities in Europe, and pre WW2 had more pubs (bars) per square mile than anywhere in the world. Many were destroyed during the war. Enough of that waffle!

I’d like to try and give a rough statistic we attempted to work out once on a quiet night. We calculated that over the course of a year we carried 2.2 people per journey. At 163 jobs per 6 day week at 48 weeks per year. This totals 17,212.8. lets pretend it’s already May and I’ve now completed 24 years. Assuming male and female are equally split (to be honest there seems to be more females using cabs) this equates to roughly having the pleasure of 206,553.6 women within very close proximity in my car. Lucky me!!!

Because of the nature of this website any recollections or current views will based around women. However please be aware I have had some nasty experiences with males over the years. I’m always polite and courteous to everyone and remain this way unless a situation dictates otherwise. This isn’t to openly bash women. I have actually met a few decent ones. Think of it more as a reason why we are all here.

Ok I’m going to start with one journey I did this afternoon as its still fresh in my mind. I arrived at the job and a woman who appeared to be in her late 50’s got in my car. She was alone and appeared a little stressed.
Me: Hi, you ok? where would you like to go?
She: QA main entrance (local hospital)
Me: Visiting?
She: Sort of.(appeared agitated) My husband wants me take his electric razor to him but I’m supposed to be going out with my friends.
Me: Oh ok.
She: Stupid sod forgot to pack it last week.
Me: Has he been in since last week?
She: Yeah. And can you believe they’re going to stop his pension once it goes into the second week.
Me: Really! Can they do that?
She: Yeah its terrible. I could’ve done with that money.
Me: (ok I must confess I’m biting my tongue at this point) But why are they stopping his money? I assume it’ll resume once he returns home.
She: I’m not sure why. Something to do with him not actually being at home. (looks at watch getting more agitated) He retired last year just as the mortgage was finally paid off. Wouldn’t surprise me if they tried to take that.
Me: I’m pretty sure they can’t do that, although I have heard if you end up in a nursing home they can make you sell the house to pay for the care. Not sure how true that is.
She: Yeah that is true but there are ways round that my daughter looked into it.
Me: ok
She: Anyway that won’t happen because he’s got terminal cancer and they only expect him to last a couple more months.
Me: (What the f~~~!)I just mumbled yeah, ok’s from that point without really hearing what she was saying.
Pulled up, quoted fare, got paid.
She: Can you wait 10 minutes? (pleading eyes) I’m going to be late at the pub.
Me: Sorry got another fare asap. (lied)

Take care all.
Steve

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[experiencedParticipant]

What a c~~~!

Thank you for the information.
Please do keep reporting these and past stories.
They will serve our mgtow community mightily.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Yup, once a men stops giving a woman money, she treats him like a turd.

Shes freaking out that as age 50 shes going back in the c~~~ carrousel.

That here husband is wasting away in a hospital bed doesnt come into here mind at all, its just money money, give me money slave.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Welcome,

As a cabbie you must have heard it all.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[sidecarParticipant 35871]

Bestieboy666 wrote:

She: Yeah. And can you believe they’re going to stop his pension once it goes into the second week.
Me: Really! Can they do that?
She: Yeah its terrible. I could’ve done with that money.
Me: (ok I must confess I’m biting my tongue at this point) But why are they stopping his money? I assume it’ll resume once he returns home.
She: I’m not sure why. Something to do with him not actually being at home. (looks at watch getting more agitated) He retired last year just as the mortgage was finally paid off. Wouldn’t surprise me if they tried to take that.

Anyone else notice her complaining about the bureaucratic injustice of a socialist state she, herself doubtless voted for?

[RoyDalParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Anyone else notice her complaining about the bureaucratic injustice of a socialist state she, herself doubtless voted for?

Yep.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[HitmanParticipant]

dealing with the public is always an adventure ..
great story, keep sharing man !

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

sidecar wrote:

Bestieboy666 wrote:

She: Yeah. And can you believe they’re going to stop his pension once it goes into the second week.
Me: Really! Can they do that?
She: Yeah its terrible. I could’ve done with that money.
Me: (ok I must confess I’m biting my tongue at this point) But why are they stopping his money? I assume it’ll resume once he returns home.
She: I’m not sure why. Something to do with him not actually being at home. (looks at watch getting more agitated) He retired last year just as the mortgage was finally paid off. Wouldn’t surprise me if they tried to take that.

Anyone else notice her complaining about the bureaucratic injustice of a socialist state she, herself doubtless voted for?

This is it what I like about this site. People spot things I miss completely! The bit that annoyed me here was she automatically claimed his pension as being hers.

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Hi Guys
Not much happening today as I had other non work related stuff to do as well. There was one female passenger who I picked up from work who requested a non smoking car. I don’t know about other countries but in the UK smoking in public places, including cabs is illegal now.
First thing she says before getting in the car… “You don’t smoke do you”… “No I don’t”…. “Are you sure”… “Err yeah, positive”
She kind of grunted at me got in the back and told me where she was going. A moment later. “I can’t smell any smoke”… “Well I don’t smoke, I’m sure I mentioned that already”… “As long as you don’t that’s ok.”… “Well I’m not planning on starting right now.”… “Terrible habit.”… “Hm”
I decided it was best to not attempt any sort of further conversation after that.

This reminded me of a regular female customer from many years ago who always requested a smoker car, back when it was still legal and I still smoked myself. Her name was Helen but our nickname for her was ‘F~~ Ash Lil’ We usually picked her up at teatimes from Heathrow Airport, any day of the week as she was a frequent business traveler. It took anything up to 2 hours to get back to Portsmouth at that time of day.
The first time I ever picked her up I’m waiting in the terminal with her name on a greeting board. She notices me and has already got a ciggie having from the corner of her mouth. “You are a smoking car?”… “Yes no problem”. I help her with her luggage and I clearly remember her taking the biggest drag on a ciggie I’ve ever seen. I kid you not she did a good half with one puff! She lit another one immediately and by the time we left the car park she was on her third.
It was so long ago I can’t remember exactly what was said. I do remember showing her where the ashtray was in the back to which she replied: “Its ok I’ve got my own.” She opened her hand bag and pulled out one of those huge ashtrays you used to see in pubs before the smoking ban. Well I suppose its always good to be prepared! To be fair she was always friendly and a good laugh. We hit the traffic on the M25 and by the 5th or 6th ciggie the inside of my car was starting to look like an inside scene of the towering inferno. At one point she did ask If I smoked and would I like one. I assured her she was doing a grand job for the both of us. By the time we got back her ashtray resembled a Saturday night out down the local. I can’t remember how much it was then exactly but she always paid the fare and said: “And here’s 5 pounds for you”… “Thank you very much, I’ll donate it to cancer research.” She saw the funny side and laughed and ended up being our standard joke.

Take care all.
Steve

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Hi Guys
Anyone like a bet? I picked a female fare up today at teatime….

Where you off to?
Kingston Bingo
Ok. Gonna try your luck?
Just wanted to get away from the other half.
Oh right. (silence for a while)
I’m p~~~ed off with his gambling all the time.
Lost all his money?
No, he won 500 quid this afternoon but instead of taking me out shopping he just fobbed me off with a 100 quid, so I said sod you I’m going to Bingo.
But Bingo is gambling as well isn’t it?
Well no that’s different.
How?
It’s more of an evening out, not sitting in a betting shop with his mates.
But it is still gambling though.
Oh Whatever (said in that horrible tone of voice that irritates the s~~~ out of me.)
Another reminder why I’m MGTOW.

Cabbie pet hates: A really p~~~ed up woman in the car – Bitch times ten. Four really p~~~ed up women in the car – some rope and the nearest tree.

Take care all.
Steve

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Bestieboy666 wrote:

I’m p~~~ed off with his gambling all the time.

She was so p~~~ed off with his gambling that she refused the the ton he tried to give her? Oh, I thought not, that would be just silly wouldn’t it? Expecting a woman to stick by her principles when the sent of crisp tenners is in the air….

Great stories, Steve. Keep them coming.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Women refusing money?

For that they would have to have principles.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Love your stories my brother. Especially like the British slant. Glad you are here and keep them coming.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[experiencedParticipant]

Bestieboy666 wrote:

I clearly remember her taking the biggest drag on a ciggie I’ve ever seen. I kid you not she did a good half with one puff!

Hilarious! Thank You Steve.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[RhettParticipant 637]

Thanks for reminding me Steve, women are the most selfish self-centered creature.

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Hi Guys
Portsmouth mother of the year award this afternoon.

Pulled up at Asda (Walmart in the US), got out the car, shouted the name. A woman on her mobile phone looked up, nodded, pushed the trolley at me and got in the front seat of the car. OK you take it easy while I load all your shopping for you! Closed the boot and notice two young girls about 6-8 years old, standing by the rear door.
Hiya I’m afraid I already have my customer maybe you’ll be the next one?
That’s our mummy in the front.
Oh OK. (I open the door and lean in) excuse me are these your children?
Yeah Yeah. You two just f~~~ing get in the car will you?
I stare at her for a moment then I help them in and ask them both to put their seat belts on. Find out where we’re going and pull away. As I’m twisting out of the car park one of the girls opens the door, it swings wide open and she’s hanging out the door by the seat belt. I quickly stop and get out the car and the girl looks shaken up.
Don’t you realize how stupid that is? (I was a bit too firm I think and she looked like she might cry so I toned it down a bit) You need to understand that you could have really hurt yourself, so can you please not play with the doors? (She nods back and I get back in the car and click the central locking on. The mother is still on the phone and hasn’t said a word.)
Excuse me….Excuse me (The mother looks at me)
What!
Did you notice that your daughter was hanging out the door and if I hadn’t made them put their seat belts on she’d probably be lying in the road.
Oh they’re always f~~~ing about like that.
And do you also know that I am not responsible for your kids.
Look I don’t know what your problem is but I’m trying to talk to my friend. (person on other end says something) Its just the taxi driver having a f~~~ing moan.
I chose to ignore her and started some small talk with the two girls. Guess what. When you paid them a little attention they were quite talkative and polite.

I have lost count how many times I’ve had to step in like this. Its sickening really.

Take care all
Steve

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

So, once again a dumb c~~~ is talking on the phone and doesnt give a crap about here daughters…

Typical.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Bestieboy666 wrote:

Hi Guys
Portsmouth mother of the year award this afternoon.

Pulled up at Asda (Walmart in the US), got out the car, shouted the name. A woman on her mobile phone looked up, nodded, pushed the trolley at me and got in the front seat of the car. OK you take it easy while I load all your shopping for you! Closed the boot and notice two young girls about 6-8 years old, standing by the rear door.
Hiya I’m afraid I already have my customer maybe you’ll be the next one?
That’s our mummy in the front.
Oh OK. (I open the door and lean in) excuse me are these your children?
Yeah Yeah. You two just f~~~ing get in the car will you?
I stare at her for a moment then I help them in and ask them both to put their seat belts on. Find out where we’re going and pull away. As I’m twisting out of the car park one of the girls opens the door, it swings wide open and she’s hanging out the door by the seat belt. I quickly stop and get out the car and the girl looks shaken up.
Don’t you realize how stupid that is? (I was a bit too firm I think and she looked like she might cry so I toned it down a bit) You need to understand that you could have really hurt yourself, so can you please not play with the doors? (She nods back and I get back in the car and click the central locking on. The mother is still on the phone and hasn’t said a word.)
Excuse me….Excuse me (The mother looks at me)
What!
Did you notice that your daughter was hanging out the door and if I hadn’t made them put their seat belts on she’d probably be lying in the road.
Oh they’re always f~~~ing about like that.
And do you also know that I am not responsible for your kids.
Look I don’t know what your problem is but I’m trying to talk to my friend. (person on other end says something) Its just the taxi driver having a f~~~ing moan.
I chose to ignore her and started some small talk with the two girls. Guess what. When you paid them a little attention they were quite talkative and polite.

I have lost count how many times I’ve had to step in like this. Its sickening really.

Take care all
Steve

What do you think is the percentage that those two girls are NOT likely to become ignorant like their mother when they grow up?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[AttonParticipant]

Bestieboy666 wrote:

Hi Guys
Portsmouth mother of the year award this afternoon.

Pulled up at Asda (Walmart in the US), got out the car, shouted the name. A woman on her mobile phone looked up, nodded, pushed the trolley at me and got in the front seat of the car. OK you take it easy while I load all your shopping for you! Closed the boot and notice two young girls about 6-8 years old, standing by the rear door.
Hiya I’m afraid I already have my customer maybe you’ll be the next one?
That’s our mummy in the front.
Oh OK. (I open the door and lean in) excuse me are these your children?
Yeah Yeah. You two just f~~~ing get in the car will you?
I stare at her for a moment then I help them in and ask them both to put their seat belts on. Find out where we’re going and pull away. As I’m twisting out of the car park one of the girls opens the door, it swings wide open and she’s hanging out the door by the seat belt. I quickly stop and get out the car and the girl looks shaken up.
Don’t you realize how stupid that is? (I was a bit too firm I think and she looked like she might cry so I toned it down a bit) You need to understand that you could have really hurt yourself, so can you please not play with the doors? (She nods back and I get back in the car and click the central locking on. The mother is still on the phone and hasn’t said a word.)
Excuse me….Excuse me (The mother looks at me)
What!
Did you notice that your daughter was hanging out the door and if I hadn’t made them put their seat belts on she’d probably be lying in the road.
Oh they’re always f~~~ing about like that.
And do you also know that I am not responsible for your kids.
Look I don’t know what your problem is but I’m trying to talk to my friend. (person on other end says something) Its just the taxi driver having a f~~~ing moan.
I chose to ignore her and started some small talk with the two girls. Guess what. When you paid them a little attention they were quite talkative and polite.

I have lost count how many times I’ve had to step in like this. Its sickening really.

Take care all
Steve

Would have been interesting if there was a police officer in the car at that time.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Hi guys
Sexual assault?
I was still with my ex, just, so this would have been about 15/16 years ago. I was working a Saturday night and I got called to a residential address, early evening. Out stepped 3 women dressed to the nines and they were already tanked up as they stumbled into the cab.
Armed with bottles of wine they were going to another residential address, a flat above a shop, to continue drinking before hitting the clubs.
I can’t remember the exact conversation now but it was one of those fares, where a group of drunk women, spend the entire trip trying to embarrass the cab driver. I’d barely pulled away when the girl sat behind me, declared how lucky I was to have 3 beautiful girls in my car. I’m just thinking how lucky I’ll be when you get out of my car. The same girl then leans forward and tries to get her hands up my tee-shirt, the girl next to her starts shouting “squeeze his nipples, I bet he likes that nice and hard”. I try to get her hands away from me and tell her to stop distracting me from my driving. This just encouraged her try even harder and the other girl in the back joins in the assault by stroking my neck and playing with my ear. The girl in the front turns sideways and starts rubbing her t~~~ and doing her best to try and look sexy says “I bet you’d like to f~~~ these eh. Give me a creamy pearl necklace you dirty boy.”
I’m still trying to bat away the hands of the other two when the girl in the front grabs my crotch and starts rubbing me. “The drivers got a boner. The drivers got a boner.” They all start screeching this over and over like raging banshees.
Enough was enough, I pulled over and told them to get out. “Are you f~~~ing gay or something? You should appreciate the attention being a s~~~ty taxi driver.” I tell them I have a girlfriend and don’t appreciate what they were doing. “How the f~~~ does a prick like you even get a girlfriend?” They walked off, never payed any of the fare. I could hear them laughing and calling me names as they disappeared round the corner.

Believe me this wasn’t something enjoyable like some might like to say. “you should have made the most of it etc”. I was shaken up for a while and as much as things were not good with the girlfriend I’ve never cheated on anyone.

Later that night when I got home I told my girlfriend what happened and she accused me of “starting something” because girls wouldn’t do that.
The next day I told my sister who said “lucky you”. Thanks for understanding girls.

Why is it women being treated like this is unforgivable, and rightly so, but when it happens to a man its seen as a privilege that I should be grateful for.

Looking back in hindsight this was without doubt sexual assault. Should I have reported it 15 years ago?
I would have probably got laughed out the police station or even worse the girls could have said I was the assaulter.

Take care all
Steve

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

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