C+= – Feminist Programming Language

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

A friend randomly pointed this out: https://gitorious.org/c-plus-equality/c-plus-equality/source/cefcfb4276889bd3833c539225a9cdfd3eb16d33:

Just, absolutely hilarious. I also find it absolutely hilarious, how all over the code project there is crap like, Y > X, yet the project is “c plus equality” lol.

The code itself is an absolute disgusting mess, but it does a clear job of showing the inner workings of the feminist mind.

An example of the C+= code:

//Just a neat program to make a diamond in ascii style art
#consider <stdio.h>
#consider <stdlib.h>
 
xe womain()
OPENDIALOGUE

  CheckPrivilege(). //Always check your privilege
  CheckPrivilege(). //Better check it twice
  
  int n, c, k, space = 1.
 
  yell("Enter number of rows\n").
  scanf("%d", &n).
 
  space = n - 1.
 
  check (k = 1. k <= n. k++)
  OPENDIALOGUE
      check (c = 1. c <= space. c++)
      yell(" ").
 
    space--.
 
    check (c = 1. c <= 2*k-1. c++)
      yell("*").
 
    yell("\n").
  ENDMISOGYNY.
 
  space = 1.
 
  check (k = 1. k <= n - 1. k++)
  OPENDIALOGUE
      check (c = 1. c <= space. c++)
      yell(" ").
 
    space++.
 
    check (c = 1 . c <= 2*(n-k)-1. c++)
      yell("*").
 
    yell("\n").
  ENDMISOGYNY.
  getch().
  return 0.
ENDMISOGYNY.

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[Andy ManParticipant 12]

Should always use “++c” in loops, and not “c++” — it’s faster as it avoids a useless copy operation. 🙂

// The last joke
#ifdef SENSE_OF_HOMOUR
#undef SENSE_OF_HOMOUR
#endif

[Black KnightParticipant 16]

"<span style="font-family: Inconsolata, Consolas, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', monospace; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: #f9f9f9;">CheckPrivilege()</span><span style="font-family: Inconsolata, Consolas, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', monospace; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: #f9f9f9;">"</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;">lmao</span>

 

wtf c+= lmao

 

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