By request of It's salbs

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

God kvall Sal, here is the Brexit poem you requested.
GET OUT
Immigration too high the working class cry, whilst the leftist liberals huff and sigh.

The answer is, exit brexit, Teresa May says stay, even Jim couldn’t fix it, remain for one more day.

Trade with Europe will go down, cities will become a ghost town, refuges won’t make it ashore, will surely drown.

Poles will no longer fix holes, those who border with Iraq will no longer sell smack, France will get their underpants, in a twist, so will the Swiss, Spain will no longer commerce, nothing to gain, Slavs will longer fight with the local chavs.

Make a final decision, stop causing a division, between the leavers and those of derision.

Put Mr Farage in charge, friend of Mr Trump, make this island great again, no longer a dump.

Final decision made, every leaver a fist pump, the tranny loving trash got the hump.

Now we can finally leave Europe, no longer their lapping pup, the pound is strong, perhaps one day, we will again win the world cup.

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Good poem 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 42]

Flood the tunnel! Put up barbed wire, and machine gun nests on the beach!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Nerevar wrote:

Good poem 😀

Cheers mate.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Flood the tunnel! Put up barbed wire, and machine gun nests on the beach!

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Yes, not tomorrow, today, without delay.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a vasectomy.

[Anonymous 54]

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F~~~ Yea Brother!

USA

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fools, holla if the Us dollar rules.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen Earl, I’ll put you’re head in the toilet, flush the chain, cause pain and give it a twirl.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F~~~ Yea Brother!

USA

Listen Billy-bob, I’ll poison you’re corn on the cob, make you eat it all until you scream and sob.

[Remove me!Participant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fools, holla if the Us dollar rules.

Listen, Shakespeare, we own you. You’d be speaking German/Russian without us. Keep us outta your mouth until you learn gratitude and respect.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fools, holla if the Us dollar rules.

Listen, Shakespeare, we own you. You’d be speaking German/Russian without us. Keep us outta your mouth until you learn gratitude and respect.

No, I speak Svenska. Amerika ar skit!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Who cares, the US dollar rules the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fools, holla if the Us dollar rules.

Listen, Shakespeare, we own you. You’d be speaking German/Russian without us. Keep us outta your mouth until you learn gratitude and respect.

Listen Buck, I don’t give a f~~~, all you hillbilly’s do is give me the willy’s and bark like a duck.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Hey colin, this is America, we speak American!! So take your foreign language and f~~~ off…….. Bitch.

Get a vasectomy.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Don’t make me put my Earl in your Cooter.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Oldschool wrote:

Hey colin, this is America, we speak American!! So take your foreign language and f~~~ off…….. Bitch.

Listen Bobby Joe, do blow with your ho, I don’t wanna know, it’s 1am in GREAT Britain and I’ve gotta go.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

IRuleMe wrote:

Don’t make me put my Earl in your Cooter.

I would rather you put it in my hooter, failing that, my scooter(a bike for you planks, sorry yanks)

[Remove me!Participant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Hey colin, this is America, we speak American!! So take your foreign language and f~~~ off…….. Bitch.

Listen Bobby Joe, do blow with your ho, I don’t wanna know, it’s 1am in GREAT Britain and I’ve gotta go.

Why don’t you take a bit,
Don’t post but have a sit,
Don’t go throwing a fit,
And go eat some s~~~.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Hey colin, this is America, we speak American!! So take your foreign language and f~~~ off…….. Bitch.

Listen Bobby Joe, do blow with your ho, I don’t wanna know, it’s 1am in GREAT Britain and I’ve gotta go.

Why don’t you take a bit,
Don’t post but have a sit,
Don’t go throwing a fit,
And go eat some s~~~.

Not bad.

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oldschool wrote:

Hey colin, this is America, we speak American!! So take your foreign language and f~~~ off…….. Bitch.

Listen Bobby Joe, do blow with your ho, I don’t wanna know, it’s 1am in GREAT Britain and I’ve gotta go.

Why don’t you take a bit,
Don’t post but have a sit,
Don’t go throwing a fit,
And go eat some s~~~.

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