Buying a whore

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

I’ve been thinking of buying a whore lately and was wondering if anyone has gone down this path, had any good advice.

The way I see it is, f~~~ dating. Laborious waste of time with no end result; or, there could be the end result I want but I’d have to wade through piles of bulls~~~ to get there, and then some. It’s not a clean affair and that’s my style. I *really* don’t like wasting my time for the slim chance of getting a f~~~, yet alone the fact that I haven’t been able to secure a single date in the past 3 years. My dating success has been like a rocket that didn’t even make it off the ground; it just blew the f~~~ up on the launchpad.

Emotionally and financially it makes complete sense. There *is* no emotion or s~~~ from her end and if I dated for a month, despite my best MGTOW effort, I’d probably end up paying more than the cost of a whore for the same period of time (assuming I did this regularly, for my well-being, once a month, which is pretty much the plan). I haven’t been laid in a while and I miss it; I don’t want to abstain forever. I just don’t want to be trapped.

All advice welcome: what to look for, what to watch out for, how not to get stung. Cheers in advance.

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

“BUYING a whore” LOL :P…

More like an hourly LEASE!

Youve got to be careful with this. Their tricks, and some of them will try and take your money and walk away without doing anything.

Best case scenario, if you have the time and are looking to make this a REGULAR encounter: Id go to a strip club. Find a girl you like, who really puts out slutty dances, and inquire if she does house calls. If shes comfy with you, youll get a discounted rate than market value, and get extra time and the GFE (GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE…I.E. kissing, etc).

I think that’s the safest route to go. Least safe is some CL ho, black book is a notch up but is PRICEY as f~~~. I called girls off their once and EVERY girl asked in a bitchy tone “where did you get my number?” So suspicious I was a cop, yet THEY themselves posted their phone numbers on the WORLD WIDE WEB, on a hooker site lol f~~~ing women.

Resident cynic.

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

@ancientwisdom is pretty spot on.  With strippers, you know what they look like with the clothes off.

Extra advice?

1. Wear a condom.  S~~~ double wrap it.

2.  Use a throw away phone.  Don’t let them get your actual phone number.  Keep the throw away phone for other encounters.

3.  Don’t take them home.  They can case your apartment/home and decide if you are worth stealing from.  Use a hotel/motel.

4.  Don’t ever, ever, ever, ever, give them your real name.

EDIT.

Oh wait!  This is what I do when looking to hook up.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

And…Im sure most men who have gone this route do so after a few c~~~tails, but if you have a low tolerance, dont EVER order them when you are s~~~ faced.

Stupid story-

I was at a hotel. Got pretty loaded. Ordered a girl off craigs list. She finally shows up, looks not NEARLY as nice as her photo. She has a purse, and says she forgot the rubbers in her car. Leaves the purse in the room, making me think all is cool. Quite a few minutes go by. I grab her purse to look in it: its completely empty. Probably some $3 purse she got in Tijuana as a decoy. She never came back, and YES I already gave her the cash as that is THE first thing they want.

I was drunk, but theyll try that s~~~ even when your sober of they think they can get away with it. As a dude its more dangerous for you, because they can claim rape, and say they were there just to dance. Thats why Id go the strip club route to get a feel for the chick. Most of them arent going to claim rape, Im just saying they know this if they try and rip you off. They are holding the cards.

Resident cynic.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

i like the asian escorts.  they give you a nice massage that is relaxing and take good care of you.  i’ve never had a problem with an asian escort (all i’ve done).  i wouldn’t do a white or black escort.  i just don’t think the service would be as good.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Low end … strip club maybe a choice. High end ….. any door man or concierge at a decent hotel can offer advice.

But I did laugh at ‘buying a whore’ ….  god no …. that’s called marriage 😆

[Anonymous 12]

Which country are you in? If you are in a country with legal brothels go to one of those, the women all follow the same guidelines and rules and I have never had a problem with one. Escorts are usually pretty good however I did have one mildly poor experience with one. I wouldn’t go near street walkers or anything illegal.

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

I thought ‘buying a whore’ was more classy had a better ring to it than ‘hiring a prostitute’, sounds more like I’m owning my bitch instead of her owning me 😉

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[Anonymous 12]

Just Mike wrote:

I thought ‘buying a whore’ was more classy had a better ring to it than ‘hiring a prostitute’, sounds more like I’m owning my bitch instead of her owning me

The Politically Correct term for a hooker is “Sex Worker” which to me sounds worse than every other word for it. In actual fact neither one of you will buy or own the other, see it as a rental agreement, she is leasing you her body specifically pussy for the agreed amount of time and then you give it back to her when you are finished using it.

Just like when you lease a car or anything else. 😉

 

[fififi89Participant 48]

Hi, I am 25 I live in Italy and I’m going the way you said. I go once a week because I have high testosterone and I want to be almost always sexually satisfied and avoid begging for pussy.

I can’t give you advice because I think America market is very different. In Italy there are some forums that review whores, some clients write about them, what they offer, if they look like the photos and if they are girlfriendly. Using those forums you can avoid every fraud and choose the best ones.

Follow also the good advices of Soldier-Medic.

 

[….Participant 305]

For me, getting a whore is like going to McDonalds…it seems like a good idea at the time,…I enjoy it when its happening but when its over, I have a little pang of guilt and then worry for awhile about getting sick.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

…. wrote:

For me, getting a whore is like going to McDonalds…it seems like a good idea at the time,…I enjoy it when its happening but when its over, I have a little pang of guilt and then worry for awhile about getting sick.

100% concur.

Best options:

-Jerk off

-Strip club

Sometimes the desire to have a nipple in your mouth, ass in your hands, and pussy grinding on you OUTWEIGH the simple c~~~ in hand solution.

Id definitely recommend strip clubs over whores. Assuming you have access to some that allow all of the above I mentioned. Theres some in my area, which I havent been to in YEARS, but if you get the right girl, shes making out with you, letting you suck her t~~~, and grinding on you till you cum.

Strip clubs nasty? Yes. But less nasty then a whore.

Resident cynic.

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

For me, getting a whore is like going to McDonalds…it seems like a good idea at the time,…I enjoy it when its happening but when its over, I have a little pang of guilt and then worry for awhile about getting sick.

Sums it up perfectly; this is the impending feeling I’m getting at the moment. I’m pretty sure once I start delving into it I’ll realise porn is always a win. Still, a dude’s gotta do what a dude’s gotta do, even just for the life experience.

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[Anonymous 12]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

dagigisup wrote:

For me, getting a whore is like going to McDonalds…it seems like a good idea at the time,…I enjoy it when its happening but when its over, I have a little pang of guilt and then worry for awhile about getting sick.

100% concur. Best options: -Jerk off -Strip club Sometimes the desire to have a nipple in your mouth, ass in your hands, and pussy grinding on you OUTWEIGH the simple c~~~ in hand solution. Id definitely recommend strip clubs over whores. Assuming you have access to some that allow all of the above I mentioned. Theres some in my area, which I havent been to in YEARS, but if you get the right girl, shes making out with you, letting you suck her t~~~, and grinding on you till you cum. Strip clubs nasty? Yes. But less nasty then a whore.

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It really depends, if you think you are going to spend big bucks in the strip club then you still might be better off going to a brothel as it will work out cheaper and you will get full service.  Also depends if a lap dance will make you cum, in my case it’s just a tease.

I also have the legal brothel option down here in Oz.

I agree with the McDonald’s analogy as well except for me it is more a case of leaving still feeling hungry and as though you wasted your money. I always used to get an empty lonely feeling after being with a whore or stripper.

 

[clint englandParticipant 341]

Again it all depends where you live but if i hire in the uk, i go through websites. Make sure the pictures of the girls are verified so you don’t end up visiting chewbacca, and i like to go to them (incall).

I don’t do it much at home but tend to go to spain with some other chaps to the same place where there is a great local brothal.

With the website route look for girls with plenty of good reveiws, you want someone that makes the effort in their jobs.

With brothals, don’t think with your dick and go with the first fittie that walks over. You want a girl you have good energy and banter with, this may not always be the sexiest girl in the place but the sex will be better. Don’t fall in love though!

Even in the above scenarios women will be women and some will be bitches that’s why it pays to spend a bit of time weeding out mismatches when you’re spending your hard earned. I should write a book about this stuff as i’ve quite a bit of experience in it Lol!

That’s some quick fire tips, hope they help and on a side note i kind of agree with some of the sentiments already expressed. Of all the ‘escorts’ i’ve been with i’ve probably only had half a dozen where it was a really good and satisfying experience. For me i like and need at least the occasional set of t~~~ in my mouth but i don’t bother too much these days at home, as i’ve had many times where i have made the journey and afterwards wished i’d rubbed one out over porn, stayed home and saved my money.

Like i say i tend to do it more on holiday, as a younger man i would get a regular good f~~~ hooker for home and also holidays. Let your mates waste their money in the clubs. My ratpack of chaps holiday for a chilled time. Good food, laughs, wine and sex for desert aaahh!  Much better than my younger days in s~~~ holes like ibiza.

I would never have bothered with dating, clubs and all that bollocks knowing what i do now. Regular hookers are always cheaper than girlfriends and god forbid wives!!

Have fun buddy!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I have generally had a 1/3 experience. One in three will rip you off, don’t provide service or are ugly, not represented in their picture.

Dating: 3 dinners at 75.00 = 225.00 with a chance of getting laid at about 10%. So $ 2,250.00 per likely f~~~. 100% chance of spending at least 3-5 weeks of interminable inane conversation and emotional tampon activity.

Cost of escort, 200.00 with 66% chance of likely f~~~ = $ 303.00 per likely f~~~, then leave you to have a nice quiet time to yourself.

Average chance of “dates” for older men meeting older women having children/hitting the wall = 100%

Chances of STD’s: 20% for dates with less frequent medical checks.

Chances of STD’s presumably higher with escorts (need proof) but with more frequent STD checks.

Both absolutely require condoms just like a gynocologist requires gloves to go down there (he never knows what the girl does for a living and survives with golves).

Feeling unfullfilled is a personal decision based on your belief system as was explained to me by a sex expert psychiatrist. He recommended escorts.

Just my 5 cents, you do the math.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 9]

It’s cool in my book.

Just stay away from street walkers and the like. Hit up an escort service, or go to a place known for doing extra service.

Stay safe, and don’t get all emotional and fall in love over some pussy. These are whores, and you should never catch feelings for one. No matter how good the sex is.

That’s her job, and we’re just suckers/customers.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

@gllahone

We’re the customers. They’re the suckers.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 5]

If you have the cash, I suggest getting more expensive whores. Any asshole can spend $50-100 on a hooker which increases the chances of STD’s. Consider spending $250+ for one of those higher class hookers that do GFE + Sex.

Either way, it is still a hell of a lot cheaper than dating c~~~s with low chances of actual sex.

[Anonymous 9]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

@gllahone We’re the customers. They’re the suckers.

Lol.

Yeah, this too.

 

 

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