Butterface – The Undiscovered Country

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Here’s one for you fellas that still occasionally want some amateur action… instead of trying to f~~~ the hottest girl you can find and suffering the bitchiness, narcissistism, vapidity, disloyalty and high degree of risk for sexually transmitted diseases, next time you’re out, pick up the butterface.

Here are a couple of reasons why you’d be smart to make this choice:

* Once the lights are off, it won’t matter what her face looks like. If she’s got a good body, she should be quite enjoyable.

* Chances are she will have a personality and might actually be intelligent and fun to spend time with, so long as you avoid direct face to face contact.

* She will be so grateful for your time and attention that she will go out of her way to please you… come to you whenever you want, pay her share of the bills, buy you things, answer your calls and texts immediately, give you long back rubs, avoid upsetting you… in other words, she’ll make an effort to spend time with you and make it good for you.

* Your lack of attraction to her face will make it easy for you to play things cool. A hot body is a hot body but it’s a beautiful woman’s face that will make you stupid. With a butterface, you’ll be able to ignore her, not call for days, knock her around in the sack and keep her on the hook with zero effort.

* Seeing you talking, laughing and having a drama-free good time with a butterface will make the good looking girls sick with jealousy and rage. If you’ve ever wanted to stick it to the arrogant, entitled “hot chicks”, going on a date with a butterface and having a good time will really get the job done.

As Doug Stanhope says, “F~~~ someone uglier than you. It makes people happy and stays with them a lifetime.” All year long I’m talking to girls way better looking than me… so I’ve decided that January and February are going to be the months where I give something back.

I picked up this girl at a coffee shop… She has cute hair and the kind of figure I like but she’s nothing to look at in the face. It’s perfect. She doesn’t have a car and I refuse to go pick her up so she rides the bus to my house. THE BUS! And when she gets here, she brings food or booze and we eat and have a few drinks then it’s straight to business. She sucks to the finish and swallows, she gives slow thorough massages, she likes it rough from behind (believe me, It’s better that way for me too!) and she’ll take as much as I give and does anything I want. Then when we’re done, she f~~~s off home and is grateful for the time and attention I spent.

And best of all, I’m probably her third or fourth guy so she’s clean and still reasonably innocent. All I have to do is avoid eye contact and I’m good.

In March I’ll find someone I like to look at. Meanwhile, I encourage those of you still in the game to give it a try. It’s sad that you have to go to the “too ugly to be seen with in public” category to find a decent female but there it is. Good luck and let me know if any of you end up giving it a try.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Ben Franklin offered similar advice.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

i pick out the escorts, don’t worry about how to get in and then pay her to leave.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[HitmanParticipant]

public school taught me alot …pussy aint got no face !

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Beware, ugly bitches will turn nasty in an instant once they think they control you.

I may sound paranoid, but he sweeter the girl before marriage, the meaner and hateful she is after marriage.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

hellraider wrote:

Beware, ugly bitches will turn nasty in an instant once they think they control you.

Don’t get me wrong… butterfaces are still women and all the standard cautions still apply. Plus you should never let any woman get the sense that you can be controlled.

And yes, if you just want to bone a hot chick, escorts are the way to go there. The disease risk is far higher, but you can get good value for money and have a beautiful face to look at while you’re humping away, if that’s important to you.

One thing I neglected to mention before… we men are still bound up in the idea that our success and power can be measured by the quality of beauty of the woman we can catch. You’ll find yourself resistant to being seen in public with a butterface and it will be an interesting challenge to consciously make the trade between how well a woman treats you versus the level of success her appearance signals about you to other people… and yourself.

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

F~~~ someone uglier than you. It makes people happy and stays with them a lifetime.

I can’t agree with you more and I’ve always told my sons, the ugly ones are so much more grateful that you’re giving her what the queens are getting. She can now hold her head up high and brag about you.

[OldBillParticipant]

Stargazer wrote:

Don’t get me wrong… butterfaces are still women and all the standard cautions still apply. Plus you should never let any woman get the sense that you can be controlled.

Excellent advice, Doc. Let me add just one more proviso:

Never, ever, ever, ever, let them even suspect it’s a “pity f~~~”.

Things will get real ugly real quick if there’s even the slightest hint of that.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

OldBill wrote:

Never, ever, ever, ever, let them even suspect it’s a “pity f~~~”. Things will get real ugly real quick if there’s even the slightest hint of that.

True that.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

My ex had skin probs on her face. It got worse as time went on and she definitely became a butterface. It was kinda of interesting seeing how her attitude no longer fit her “curb appeal”. She was tall and skinny when we first started our relationship and then quickly started to gain weight. She was in the process of hitting the wall at age 36.

She had a s~~~ty attitude and though I’m sure she can still easily get bagged whenever she wants, her outside will now match her insides. Ugly…

I hope that she figures it out someday, for her child’s sake.

#MANOUT

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Got just two things to say about this based on my own experience:

1. Most women are butterfaces without their makeup.
2. With an actual butterface you still have to deal with all the same feminine bulls~~~, while also having to look at that face. If she’s not even going to put the effort into looking good for you, how likely is it she’ll do anything else for you either?

AWALT. Beauty in women may only be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way down.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

I had two dates with a butterface and on the second one she drove, paid for dinner and we spent the whole evening and the next morning in bed. I didn’t have to lift a finger, she made me drinks, kept asking if I wanted anything to eat and even offered to go out to the shops when she didn’t have the thing I asked for. She would do anything I wanted in bed and was 100% interested in making me happy. She even offered to buy any outfit/lingerie I wanted and she would answer the door wearing it and would do anything I wanted.

Sounds good so far, but a few weeks later when I told her I was seeing someone else she went absolutely bats~~~ crazy and posted on facebook “All men are bastards!” with a link to my Facebook profile.

I can see the benefits of seeing a butterface for a while, especially if you are out of their league as they will honestly do absolutely anything possible to keep you. Trouble is they are as mental as any other woman so you have to be prepared for this when you finally get bored and dump them.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I just keep it all above board.
I have nothing to offer relationship wise, other than sex.
I am not inclined to pursue a relationship other than for just sex.
I’m OK with that. If she isn’t, that’s her issue. I don’t lose any sleep over it.

Like Sidecar said
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly can be soul deep

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[JosephParticipant 125]

Guys guys guys…let’s be clear, and this applies to all women, pretty or not:

You don’t date for months, not even for weeks. My current gold standard is ONE SINGLE F~~~, but if you want to do the deed two or three times I guess that is more or less ok, but NEVER beyond the third f~~~.

Butterfaces, pizzafaces, are absolutely great. I don’t even remember their faces anyway, so I don’t give a damn. It is my penis the one spending time on their faces, and he has no eyes so he is fine with it. The trick is, as with all women, not to take them seriously and leave them fast enough so they will not cause any damage.

As for the one posting nasty things on facebook I have a solution for that: DON’T HAVE FACEBOOK. If a friend wants to meet you use the damn email. I cannot understand why people are so anxious to spread their personal data for free…

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