Butter Face

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  • #825637
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    FunInTheSun
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    Have you heard this one? “Everything looks good on her but her face.”

    There’s something wrong with this world if a woman with a pretty face has a flat chest, but a woman with a hideous, zitty face has perfect T & A.

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #825642
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    Shine
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    Other funny names;

    Prawn – throw away the head eat the rest,
    BOGHOP – Body of God, head of pig.

    But her face is briliant, I just thought it was similar to the saying ‘face like a dropped pie’ – not pretty.

    "Society is to blame" Denton

    #825653
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    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    Other funny names;

    Prawn – throw away the head eat the rest,
    BOGHOP – Body of God, head of pig.

    But her face is briliant, I just thought it was similar to the saying ‘face like a dropped pie’ – not pretty.

    Shes a moped. Fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on it.

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

    #825670
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    IMickey503
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    Hit EVERY branch on the Ugly tree did she?

    You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

    #825675
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    K
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    looks good from far,
    but she’s far from good….

    #825676
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    Christopher
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    She looks like she’s been chewing wasps
    She has a face like the back of a bus
    She looks good …. from a distance

    Feminism was funded by bankers/politicians to create more taxpayers. MGTOW IS FREEDOM https://archive.org/details/mgtowisfreedomblurayready

    #825686
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    FunInTheSun
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    I’ve seen women from a distance with sexy bodies, but when I get up close, they might have the face of Gollum.

    GOLLUM

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #825725
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    Black Mask
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    I used to work with a girl that was the textbook definition of a butterface. She had cute little t~~~ with pink, puffy nips (left one pierced), Little heart shaped ass that I couldn’t get my hands off of and a beautiful, meaty pussy with big lips. One lip overlapped a little so she looked like a flower. Unfortunately never got to f~~~ that hot bod though. Face was just incredibly plain. I like sexy eyes and full lips which she didn’t have. Lips were razor thin and her teeth looked like grey tombstones from a historical cemetery.

    "Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

    #825733
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    Anonymous
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    A face only a SPEEDING TRUCK can love!

    #825785
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    Fr Jack
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    Nice legs, shame about the face.

    #825795
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    JustAnotherGuy
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    She looks like the south end of a northbound mule.

    Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
    “Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

    #825796
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    Mr. Spock
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    She’s a 7 iron. “Looks good from here”

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

    #825815
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    Zarathustra
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    Years ago I used to walk to work at a book store. I guess my schedule collided with this other woman because I would always see her amazing ass walking behind her on my way. When she turned around it was this gnarled 70 year old woman who just happened to still have this great ass, and somehow I fell for it every time I saw her thinking it was some hottie until I realised she was a granny. I called her the “Witch” and she caught me with her nice ass every time.

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    Hermit
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    Nothing wrong with butter faces. F~~~ ’em from behind and the back of their heads look real nice.

    Also, almost all gals look better when your dick is in their mouth.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #825942
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    KevinStyles
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    The first time I heard that phrase used, it was the woman I was with talking about another women.

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    Anonymous
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    Good from far, far from good.

    #827291
    Grumpy
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    Meh
    Put a flag over her face and do her for your country. (If you are so inclined).

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #827349
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    Frank V.
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    In the neighborhood I grew up in, there was this woman who was a regular at the corner bar. She had a great ass, nice hips and waist with nice t~~~ but it was clear she was hitting the wall face first.

    Even her hair was nice- but that face was all sort of f~~~ed up. But to be honest, the rest of her hit the wall in a short amount of time.

    Guess that ended her fun of free drinks and STDs while riding the c~~~ carousel at the bar.

    And people asked why I didn’t bother with bar flies ?

    Frank V.

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    TheGreatSiamese
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    “Low Resolution Hottie” is another phrase I remember from college usually abbreviated to “Low Res Hottie”. Attractive only at low resolution.

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    Samsquanch
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    Ugly as a mud fence

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