Bulls~~~ is Better Than Online Dating

[Anonymous 11]

For the record, I’ve a very low opinion of online dating. From the time I once posted a fake female ad similar to myself as in a professional semi-responsible white collar individual and got a 33:1 response ratio for the fake ad. Also, the fascinating incident where I established email contact with one and traced “her” email back to Nigeria coupled with the general vapidity of the various c~~~s that I met in person have led me to cease all online dating forever.

My blue pill roommate has been on an online dating bender of late. He’s bitching about spending all of his time working the site then never hearing back from them. He goes on live dates and comes back spinning yarns about these women that all sound like clones of this forum’s experiences. I asked him why was he putting himself through the degradation. His answer was that he had to have a woman to keep himself in check. I told him that he is the one who keeps himself in check. The woman is just an illusion that makes him think he cannot do it.

He’s out on another date tonight. Before he left, I told him about the two personal incidents I shared with the forum. I then asked him to think about why these women are single and need online dating. He stopped back by the house and told me “She’s trouble but fine as s~~~.”.

I’m just left with my face in my palm……

[Anonymous 9]

He’ll learn soon enough. Either by getting feed up with the drama, or ending up as a father figure to a kid that’s not his.

I had an account on POF about a month ago; even managed to f~~~ a girl from a small town nearby, and it happened on the first night we hung out.

It made me think of how many guys has she f~~~ed on the first night?

Her pussy smelled, but I was drunk and said f~~~ it.

Filthy whore.

We made it happen again the following weekend, and I f~~~ed her thinking we could keep this FWB thing going for a while. Her pussy didn’t smell as bad this time around.

But a few days later she ends up sending this lengthy text about me being her forever. Mostly on how she doesn’t feel comfortable having sex again unless she gets a firm commitment from me.

Bitch please. Kick rocks.

I never responded back.

Looking back at her profile she had somewhat of a disclaimer saying not to waste her time, and she’s very family oriented with a love for children.

Im pretty sure plenty of guys have been wasting her time (hitting and quitting) throughout the years.

That’s a personal problem. Most of those chicks online are f~~~ing crazy.

I recently deleted my account.

 

 

 

 

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Yeah CPig, I just conducted a rather interesting experiment on POF myself… It started off as experiment to troll for a little poon, nothing more.  Since it wasn’t really yielding any success I decided to take it in a different direction to see what would happen.  The results were pretty far out on the fringes.  My ad evolved in to calling all bitches out on their bulls~~~ complete with the following description:

Ad title:  It’s all about ME!

My description:

OK, let’s have some fun. My profile will be just like 99.9% of women’s profiles here. Enjoy!

I like to laugh and have fun! (no s~~~!?! get outta here!) Manslation=”I’m boring and don’t have a thing to offer to a relationship but drama.”

My children always come first Manslation=”You will always be just an option and I expect you to pay for my kids. You are expendable the moment you expect to come first under any circumstances.”

I won’t settle Manslation=”I have highly unrealistic expectations that no human could fulfill. That’s why I’ve been on dating sites for 5+ years.”

Must love cats Manslation=”I likely have a DSM V disorder and my lack of coping skills has led me to collect cats and call them my kids. I think anti-depressants are a food group.”

I have curves, get over it Manslation=”I’m fat/obese/out of shape and/or have a slow metabolism. I don’t eat right. I don’t exercise. I deserve a mate that is fit and healthy”

Must have job, car, house Manslation=”I expect you to support me, my 3 hellion kids, and my menagerie of animals”

I’m worth it Manslation=”Put your b~~~~ in a Mason jar now and hand them over. The ride to and through Hades is about to get very bumpy!”

Don’t message me if you are fat, bald, short, etc., etc., ad nauseum Manslation=”I’m Godzilla and you better damn well be Ms. Perfect!”

OK ladies! Start messaging me and supplicating now! I am the PERFECT match for you! However, I doubt any of you are the perfect match for ME, ME, ME! I like getting tons of messages but the unspoken rule is I won’t reply to any of you because I’m really dysfunctional and lack any real social skills so I just do this to get an ego boost and validation (like 99.999999% of women on here).

Ah, let the hate mail flow! Cheers!

My perfect first date:

My ideal first date would be YOU taking me to a very EXPENSIVE restaurant and buying me ANYTHING I want. Then you can juggle, tell jokes, and set yourself on fire to make me smile and laugh!

I gotta tell you the responses I got were unexpected. I did not get a single negative response to this ad. Rather, the tons of women who responded were all pretty decent looking and basically laughed and agreed with everything. I theorize they were going along with it mostly because the pic I posted in this profile was some random image of “hunky and hawt” of the interwebz. That was the only thing I’m sure they were interested in getting at. F~~~in’ bitches…

Here’s the pic I used on the profile (not me obviously)

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[Vector VikingParticipant 413]

Soul man, that’s f~~~ing classic!

I see you left out “I love to travel and experience new cultures” Manslation: I love being on vacation, and I think that makes me interesting. Everybody loves being on f~~~ing vacation, but you should pay for mine. Don’t expect me to learn a foreign language or customs before we leave though. That requires effort, and my daddy told me that I’m worth someone else’s effort but not required to actually put forth any of my own.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Vector Viking wrote:

Soul man, that’s f~~~ing classic! I see you left out “I love to travel and experience new cultures” Manslation: I love being on vacation, and I think that makes me interesting. Everybody loves being on f~~~ing vacation, but you should pay for mine. Don’t expect me to learn a foreign language or customs before we leave though. That requires effort, and my daddy told me that I’m worth someone else’s effort but not required to actually put forth any of my own.

Very true…I’ll go back and add that one to my POF profile.  I gotta tell you…my f~~~ing inbox has EXPLODED on POF since I posted up this bulls~~~.  Gee…if only a “regular guy” could get this kind of response…but the obvious tell here is these broads ONLY go for the exclusive eye candy which of course won’t be found on some stupid f~~~ing dating site!  I mean come on…does anyone REALLY think a guy that looks like the one in my fake ad is going to NEED to be on a dating site?  F~~~, I’m sure if I looked like that in real life I’d probably be tripping over the panties on the way from my bed to the bathroom.  I mean, I haven’t broken any mirrors lately myself but I’m not really 6’3″ and built like a goddamn tank either.  I’m 5’10” and I’m working my ass off in the gym every week though!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Soul Man wrote:

Yeah CPig, I just conducted a rather interesting experiment on POF myself… It started off as experiment to troll for a little poon, nothing more. Since it wasn’t really yielding any success I decided to take it in a different direction to see what would happen. The results were pretty far out on the fringes. My ad evolved in to calling all bitches out on their bulls~~~ complete with the following description: Ad title: It’s all about ME! My description: OK, let’s have some fun. My profile will be just like 99.9% of women’s profiles here. Enjoy! I like to laugh and have fun! (no s~~~!?! get outta here!) <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I’m boring and don’t have a thing to offer to a relationship but drama.” My children always come first <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”You will always be just an option and I expect you to pay for my kids. You are expendable the moment you expect to come first under any circumstances.” I won’t settle <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I have highly unrealistic expectations that no human could fulfill. That’s why I’ve been on dating sites for 5+ years.” Must love cats <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I likely have a DSM V disorder and my lack of coping skills has led me to collect cats and call them my kids. I think anti-depressants are a food group.” I have curves, get over it <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I’m fat/obese/out of shape and/or have a slow metabolism. I don’t eat right. I don’t exercise. I deserve a mate that is fit and healthy” Must have job, car, house <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I expect you to support me, my 3 hellion kids, and my menagerie of animals” I’m worth it <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”Put your b~~~~ in a Mason jar now and hand them over. The ride to and through Hades is about to get very bumpy!” Don’t message me if you are fat, bald, short, etc., etc., ad nauseum <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Manslation=”I’m Godzilla and you better damn well be Ms. Perfect!” OK ladies! Start messaging me and supplicating now! I am the PERFECT match for you! However, I doubt any of you are the perfect match for ME, ME, ME! I like getting tons of messages but the unspoken rule is I won’t reply to any of you because I’m really dysfunctional and lack any real social skills so I just do this to get an ego boost and validation (like 99.999999% of women on here). Ah, let the hate mail flow! Cheers! My perfect first date: My ideal first date would be YOU taking me to a very EXPENSIVE restaurant and buying me ANYTHING I want. Then you can juggle, tell jokes, and set yourself on fire to make me smile and laugh! <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>I gotta tell you the responses I got were unexpected. I did not get a single negative response to this ad. Rather, the tons of women who responded were all pretty decent looking and basically laughed and agreed with everything. I theorize they were going along with it mostly because the pic I posted in this profile was some random image of “hunky and hawt” of the interwebz. That was the only thing I’m sure they were interested in getting at. F~~~in’ bitches… Here’s the pic I used on the profile (not me obviously)

 

Brilliant! I’ve just pasted the list of translations into my POF profile. I’m using my own pics, too. I’ll paste the hatemail that I receive for it in here later.

[Anonymous 11]

Soul Man, that is a killer experiment. The hunk photo with that bulls~~~ profile being effective is yet more proof they are shot f~~~ing out completely. LMBO!!!!

My buddy has had different dates for the last four nights from POF. He came back early from the one last night and told me she was a little scary. I don’t allow any unknown people and double for women into my house so he can’t bring these dirtbag whores to my pad. He did score with the first one and has her filthy (Literally) panties as a trophy so POF obviously works. I’d being working under my alias using cabs and a hotel room with some c~~~ and bull back story if I were into random online poon trolling.

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Her pussy smelled

So glad I’ll never know the horror.

[Anonymous 9]

Rennie wrote:

gllahone84 wrote:

Her pussy smelled

So glad I’ll never know the horror.

Lol.

 

[Anonymous 11]

Update here on my blue pill friend’s last POF find/dates.

C~~~: 30 years old, petite, hot, head case and 18 years his junior.

He stays out all night long and comes crawling in at dawn. I congratulate him on scoring. No, that did not happen. She kept texting and facebooking with 2 ex boyfriends while on the date. He was all worked up over getting to kiss her and hold her hand a few times. He told me he was going to save her from some dilemma and drama. BARF!!!!!

I told him that he was a white knight and explained the concept. I also told him that the little bit of hand holding and kissing that he interpreted as positives were done by her on purpose to keep his little head in control.

God, the blue pill way is pathetic, and I used to be that. S~~~ like this is why I am a MGHOW.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Anonymous wrote:

Update here on my blue pill friend’s last POF find/dates. C~~~: 30 years old, petite, hot, head case and 18 years his junior. He stays out all night long and comes crawling in at dawn. I congratulate him on scoring. No, that did not happen. She kept texting and facebooking with 2 ex boyfriends while on the date. He was all worked up over getting to kiss her and hold her hand a few times. He told me he was going to save her from some dilemma and drama. BARF!!!!! I told him that he was a white knight and explained the concept. I also told him that the little bit of hand holding and kissing that he interpreted as positives were done by her on purpose to keep his little head in control. God, the blue pill way is pathetic, and I used to be that. S~~~ like this is why I am a MGHOW.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT S~~~!  I would have stood up and walked out with no explanation the first time that phone came out!  Big no-no in my book…instant deal breaker,  Additionally there better be lots of suckin’ n f~~~in’ going on if I’m gonna pull an all-nighter!

Your buddy sounds like a total pussy beggar.

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[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Back when I was online dating, I had pretty low tolerance for BS, knowing as I did that tolerance of it encourages it, and online dating sites were already loaded with it…

Show up late by more than a few minutes? Next!
Order the most expensive thing on the menu? Next!
Rude to the waitstaff? Next!
Forget to say thank you when I pick up check? Next with extreme prejudice…

But pick up that f’ing cell phone for a text or call while on date with me? I’ll pretend to go to bathroom and walk out the back of the restaurant…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 11]

Pussy beggar might not be strong enough Soul Man when you take in this new info.

I learned why he came home at dawn too. She told him that she needed to go into a Wal-mart at 0200 hours, and he waited in the parking lot for three hours for her to come out. He called her numerous times with no answer until he finally left after Wal-mart security began casing him. I believe she summoned another orbiter and slipped out another entrance.

I’m of one skin with you guys on any cell phone usage while out with me. Whenever I’m with anyone, I put mine in a quiet mode where only a select list who can break through as in my siblings and the business executives who pay me to do what I do. It’s probably good there’s not a mgtow.com app as I might be tempted to take down trolls.

BrainPilot wrote:

Rude to the waitstaff? Next!

It’s awesome you mention this one BP. I’ve used this one for years as an indicator for anyone that I do not know very well. It’s very effective.

[Anonymous 42]

.0000, ZERO, Zero time spent waiting for a chick, I never freeking ever waited for a girl! Women may be grenades, but when it comes to punctuality, I’m a landmine, WITH A HAIR TRIGGER! CPig, your friend IS A MANGINA, that’s right, a mangina! He may as well push shopping carts around all night for the exercise, a real waste of life’s limited time. Smack him with a brick, tell him it’s from me! scratch that, use a cement block!

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks MG-Tower! A cement block is really what I’d like to use on him too. I used to think he was just a SIMP, but he’s now been demoted to certified mangina after today’s events. I was kind of thinking that thought myself.

The story took another strange twist too. I was perusing our county jail bookings, and learned she was arrested on a stupid misdemeanor charge four hours after he drove away and finally left. This proves she ditched him. He was still making excuses for her some too when I showed him that little gem.

This surreal tale was made entirely possible by technology. A smart phone is simply an orbiter remote control in the hands these dangerous wenches.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

He was still making excuses for her

You must really have a soft spot for this guy, otherwise you wouldn’t be friends, I’ll help you out, we’ll use two cement blocks, one for you, and one for me, we go on the count of three!

[Anonymous 11]

34 years we’ve been friends. That’s just a sample of what danger is out there waiting for us. The scary part was watching him just be taken in by her looks and throwing rationality out the window.

1,2,3…..Whack!

[Anonymous 5]

The hottest are usually the most toxic, short, medium and long term.
Short term, they mesmerise and enchant with a glance. Medium term they’re hit on constantly. Long term, they hit the wall hardest.
At all stages they’re extremely high maintenance.
Hot or not, they’re all sociopathic towards a resource, which is a partner or co-worker or other (even if the co-worker or other is a female)

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