Bittersweet Marie

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

We were together since we were fifteen
Everyone said we were a beautiful couple
A double-trouble dream team

When I put the bun in the oven
Things became heated
I was dutiful, and asked for your hand in coven

A horse-drawn carriage in marriage
When it should’ve been a tram in sham

My only offer was one of unabashed adore
A naïve notion
When you motioned you wanted more

Bit the hand that fed
Bared my soul
Whilst you laid cold upon our bed

Ten years passed
To take and to fold
That’s the thirst you had
As my soul was sold

But still, you were my bitter-sweet Marie
The one who tasted the Cherry
I wasn’t the one for you
Yet you were for me…

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6405]

money best spent on a very decent used sailboat .. it can be named Marie, if needed .. a boat that will never stray and will always remain true, no woman can do that

this craft will take you places that inspire, islands, bays and outdoor cafes
a port in Lisbon where one can find a quiet restaurant and ponder ..
.. a quaint table where people watching can occur, i will view the couples strolling along the boulevard
wondering what their futures hold
a nice meal and bevy
contemplating the decisions of life .. my life, the path i’ve taken
where my only concern will be .. how long the ice will last, in my glass

btw … great poem! Cheers …

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

You need somethin’, Colon?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

hmskl’d wrote:

money best spent on a very decent used sailboat .. it can be named Marie, if needed .. a boat that will never stray and will always remain true, no woman can do that
this craft will take you places that inspire, islands, bays and outdoor cafesa port in Lisbon where one can find a quiet restaurant and ponder …. a quaint table where people watching can occur, i will view the couples strolling along the boulevardwondering what their futures holda nice meal and bevycontemplating the decisions of life .. my life, the path i’ve takenwhere my only concern will be .. how long the ice will last, in my glass
btw … great poem! Cheers …

Marie in French means “Bitter” hence the title.

Inanimate objects never leave, only rust. As do we when we go back to dust.

Keep warm in that storm matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

You need somethin’, Colon?

Email address you office mess.

[Branched offParticipant 10920]

Evening Colin. They etymology of Mary is obscure but bitter is certainly a respected theory and a good one to use here. I like it.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

You need somethin’, Colon?

Email address you office mess.

Why? You want to still bother the schit outta’ me if this site goes down, there’s another ship on the horizon.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

Evening Colin. They etymology of Mary is obscure but bitter is certainly a respected theory and a good one to use here. I like
it.

God Kvall Mr Branch.

“My” Marie certainly left a sour taste in one’s orifice.

Took my Cherry and chucked it away like a bad berry.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

You need somethin’, Colon?

Email address you office mess.

Why? You want to still bother the schit outta’ me if this site goes down, there’s another ship on the horizon.

Where grey hair?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you piddling geriatric retard.

You need somethin’, Colon?

Email address you office mess.

Why? You want to still bother the schit outta’ me if this site goes down, there’s another ship on the horizon.

Where grey hair?

We’ve already discussed the new site, dumb schit.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

I gave you a star. Will go well with that scar when we get in the ring on April 1st.

Hope your training is going well. You’ll need it to beat this 230lb of sublime Germanic prime cut.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Listen you human ? , I don’t care you have 45years service as a cook in the US navy.

I was in the SOS. You will be in distress you office mess in the first minute of round one.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

I hope you enjoy your stay at Mount Joseph Senior Village Llc, Concordia you battered old f*ck.
I’ll show you a real home grown pair of guns…..and buns.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I hope you enjoy your stay at Mount Joseph Senior Village Llc, Concordia you battered old f*ck.I’ll show you a real home grown pair of guns…..and buns.

Concordia……???…….that’s no where near the state line. Have you given up you search of towns near the state line?

……and why do you keep threatening me with physical violence? How do you propose to deliver your blows without knowing where to find me?

Even if you could find me, do you really believe I won’t defend myself with a firearm? You do have a bit of a death wish. Do plan on using me as an instrument of suicide? Do you really want to force me to end your life with a copper jacketed piece of lead?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I hope you enjoy your stay at Mount Joseph Senior Village Llc, Concordia you battered old f*ck.I’ll show you a real home grown pair of guns…..and buns.

Concordia……???…….that’s no where near the state line. Have you given up you search of towns near the state line?
……and why do you keep threatening me with physical violence? How do you propose to deliver your blows without knowing where to find me?
Even if you could find me, do you really believe I won’t defend myself with a firearm? You do have a bit of a death wish. Do plan on using me as an instrument of suicide? Do you really want to force me to end your life with a copper jacketed piece of lead?

I would quite happily let you emulsify me with a spaghetti spoon you used to use for cooking when on board the USS Missouri.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Sweet Z’s boxing gym, Kansas City.

Good call Herm. See on the 1st.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Sweet Z’s boxing gym, Kansas City.
Good call Herm. See on the 1st.

Sometimes you’re so retarded, I’d like to stab you in the neck with my new switchblade knife.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Sweet Z’s boxing gym, Kansas City.Good call Herm. See on the 1st.

Sometimes you’re so retarded, I’d like to stab you in the neck with my new switchblade knife.

We have a Giraffe don’t we……

Did you see Ricky Gervais at the awards?

Roasted all you trans goons and you didn’t even get it!

Can’t be beat British satire!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Sorry havent had time to play guys.

Busy with business. Tried to fix a motorcycle but it turns out, the FRAME is too far bent, so its not drivable. Now I have to replace the frame…. really unwelcome news since it means investing more money and labor. … Maybe just drain the tank and leave this one in the back room until a FRAME happens my way. lol. that bike is gonna be cobwebs because I have other sh!t going on too.

You boys be good now, STAY ON TOP OF THINGS, ON TRACK!

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