Bitches Be Crazy

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

I saw this on the news last night and was glad that it saw the light of day. Normally stories like these aren’t published in news because they want to keep the image of women as “not being the psychopaths”.  I love how they wrote “her intentions were not clear”, bull…..f~~~ing…s~~~.

 

http://ktla.com/2014/10/19/firefighters-rescue-woman-trapped-in-chimney-at-thousand-oaks-home/

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[AlexIsAfraidSpectator 113]

Yeah, I saw this and thought immediately  “What a stalker”

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You beat me to it. Good eye. I saw it yesterday and bookmarked it.

Thats the link you share with any bitch who uses the word “stalker” in a sentence…
as if men are getting themselves stuck in chimneys just to be in a “relationship” with her.

Believe it. I had a psycho after me once. I moved to Vancouver for a job, and one day I leave work and she is standing right there. Creepiest s~~~ ever. She flew without telling me. She wasn’t even my girlfriend!!! I never officially “dated” her. We used to share a ride home every once in a while and ALMOST had sex one time. Pretends she’s just visiting on vacation – like it’s a coincidence she’s in Vancouver too. Bulls~~~. She didn’t have a single reason to be there.

So she entices me back to her hotel. Im thinking something is up because she REALLY wants me to go to her hotel. Can’t. Sorry, I gotta go home and polish my andirons. (and I don’t even have a fireplace, but she doesn’t know that).

Anyway…. a couple of months later she starts behaving like I OWE her and we’re dating of course. I set her straight. She slaps me for “leading her on”. Like she wants to sue me for the plane ticket and wants her money back. No limits with this one. There were witnesses at the bar, so I get security and police officer because this bitch got violent. And goddam I wanted to smack her back.

Police question her. Police question me.
She told them I “raped” her in Vancouver.

All I could do was LOL. The FEMALE police officer then gets mad and says “that’s no laughing matter!”.

ME: “Uh yeah it is. It’s hilarious actually.” (c~~~)

I was lucky. I had a girlfriend in Vancouver and she didn’t know this.
I slept at her place every night while my “stalker” was in town.

ME: “Would you like me to bring her in for questioning? Or will her phone number do. Why don’t you call her right now. It’s OK. I’ll wait.”

There’s something about Canada. Women there just want to NAIL you for no f~~~ing reason. I actually p~~~ed the female officer off. You think if she had any sense of justice she would say “Oh great! Well that settles it then! Bitch is a total lying pyscho and we are sorry we wasted your time. Have a nice day, Sir”. But no. I can’t explain it, but it was like she was “disappointed” she couldn’t cuff me.

Bitches be crazy.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

That’s pretty crazy what happened to you Keymaster!

that’s the kind of women that are just down right scary. So often women have that lame ass comment of “creeper” but in all honesty, Women who are needy or get to be like a stalker are far more scarier then Men, watching the movie Fatal Attraction should be a required viewing for every young male. Some Female cops are too quick to arrest a Man when in situations like that, glad you weren’t arrested either. The stalker bitches are definitely the scariest in my honest opinion.

Some of the comments I read from women were unreal about the story of this bitch, this one lady said “well guys need to learn how to tell a woman we’ll just be friends, and not lead poor girls like this on”…Really?, because I’m pretty sure He said on camera she just wanted to be friends and nothing more, then she started walking on his roof like some sort of Comic book character you dumb bitch. Double standards is right, a few mangina’s posted “bro if a girl wants you that bad just be with her, get laid dude!!!”, I had to stop reading the comments because they were just ridiculous.

 

A few years ago my brother dated one, I was helping Him move into his new place with his then Psycho girlfriend (now ex). My place was a few hours drive back so I wasn’t in the mood to drive after lifting couches, chairs, and moving heavy stuff.

 

 

So I decided to stay over at his place and just crash on the couch while My Brother and His girlfriend sleep up stairs. So it’s around 3am, I’m in a deep sleep when all of a sudden i have this really eerie feeling that eyes are on me, i slowly open my eyes, and there’s my brothers girlfriend standing over me watching me sleep.

 

I felt my blood run cold as ice,  I said ” is everything alright?” she replied “yeah, just was watching you sleep”. She stood there for a few more seconds just staring at me.  she does an about face and goes back upstairs. Fast forward to a year later, they both break up and she moves out, then she starts calling my brother 100 times a night, harassing him at work, she keyed his car, then finally one night shows up at 2am with a can of gasoline and a knife screaming that she’s going to cut her wrists and set herself on fire.

 

My Brother called the cops and she was taken into custody on Suicide watch. Women like that need to be locked away and never see the light of day, because it’s always some poor guy who ends up with her, and either gets murdered or ends up murdering her own children.

 

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[KeymasterKeymaster]

S~~~ gives me the heebie-jeebies. I just got a p~~~ shiver reading that. The story bout Santa C~~~ getting stuck in the chimney WTF? Can you imagine being the dude? You’re at home watching ESPN and some reindeer you met on Plenty of Fish comes crawling out of your fireplace all covered in ashes? What did she think he was supposed to do? Say “That’s HOTT” and then f~~~ her?

You may be laughing as hard as i am right now, but ladies come on. Try a $5 bunch of flowers next time. Or pick up a guitar and start singing outside his window. At least that’s creative.

The story I left was the worst I have to tell, but Fatal Attraction prepared me on some level. I have 3 more true bunny boilers I’m trying to forget, but even the well grounded ones shake the crazy needle. Like too many guys, my radar for this is usually off. I don’t ever ASSUME she is nuts, but that might be a mistake.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

That is why you never tell a woman where you live when you are first dating her. I am surprised that women didn’t start screaming rape and wanting the police to believe she got raped in the chimney lol.

You did get lucky Keymaster. Stuff like that is why I don’t talk to women unless I absolutely have to.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Hahahaha so damn true!.

If i saw some girl covered in ash coming out of my chimney I’d run like a motherf~~~er out the damn door and call the cops. I remember reading an article a few years ago i think in Newsweek, about some Woman who worked for Nasa that drove through 4 states just so that she could kill her ex boyfriend, she even wore a diaper and had a few gallons of Gasoline in her car, I don’t think she was successful in killing her ex boyfriend though.

 

What was weird was that here’s a woman that worked for NASA, one of the most prestigious  aeronautical institutes, couldn’t get over a break up, wore a f~~~ing DIAPER, and drove a few hours to kill him. S~~~ like that makes me wanna lock my door and live in the woods somewhere!.

 

Women are f~~~ing eerie sometimes!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[VileNordParticipant 766]

There is a documentary on Netflix called “Dear Zachary”. If you want to truly see a real life psycho bitch, watch this. Let me warn you though, it will f~~~ you up on the inside.

 

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[jambearParticipant 282]

Maybe we should start some sort of Hall Of Crazies. When a woman goes beyond the normal crazy and reaches legendary levels of crazy. Akin to the Legends of MGTOW.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

@vilenord

I’ve seen that documentary and when it was done I felt like i needed a shower, what she did to her husband AND her children is stuff made of nightmares, it’s another film i recommend for ever man to watch, and watch again. that f~~~ing woman was a psychopath her and Aileen Wurnos the lesbian prostitute that killed Men for money both take the cake for scary bitches.

 

@jambear

That’s not a  bad idea, crazy bitched definitely are up there in the ranks, a quick search engine and you’ll find page after page of crazy women, and not only crazy women, but crazy little girls do and have killed, in the most violent and sometimes sickest way. take the two girls in michigan for example, both of which are 12 years old, they believe in the made up character “slender man” and stabbed a girl 19 times to honer this fictional character.

 

This article is pretty good and talks about other murders done by young girls http://www.newsweek.com/2014/08/22/girls-who-tried-kill-slender-man-264218.html

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

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