Bimbo Resume Questions?

[Det45Participant 111]

Why is it when I meet a new bimbo (I mean woman) the first thing out of her mouth is the following questions; What line of work am I in? How much money do I make? How big is my house? and do I like kids??? It seems to me that bimbos (I mean women) now days require a resume even before we sit down and talk?! So I’ve come up with a standard response; I tell them that number one I live in a mansion, number two I drive a Bentley, number three I own a major corporation, number four I make seven figures annually, and number five I hunt down little kids and have the mounted on my mansion walls! That response usually ends the conversation……LOL!

[Anonymous 43]

I tell them the truth:

I live on a pull out couch in my mom’s living room

I work for $10 an hour overnight in a big box store

all of my belongings fit in three laundry baskets

and I have PTSD from the last relationship, I wake up screaming thrashing covered in cold sweat, gun in my hand ready to blast the demons coming to get me

sometimes my ex comes after me…car chases, big knives, private detectives, tracking devices

I have a parakeet as a service animal, I keep the bird alive, that guilt of letting an animal starve to death keeps me alive

black ring on my right hand, middle finger

man you ought to see the women running the f~~~ away from me

[Anonymous 43]

uh the men go running away from me too.

I live f~~~ed up life. This rebuilding low profile stuff sucks.

1020 days to go.

[UntamedParticipant]

Det45 wrote:

What line of work am I in?

It’s complicated.

Det45 wrote:

How much money do I make?

Enough.

Det45 wrote:

How big is my house?

Big enough.

Det45 wrote:

and do I like kids???

When they’re sleeping.

Stay vague, don’t volunteer any info. You’re not there to impress her. She’ll be doing you a favor by looking you up and down and leaving. The worst that can happen is she takes an interest in you. It’s like drawing the short stick on who’s the monster gonna feed off of.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Det45Participant 111]

Untamed wrote:

Det45 wrote:

What line of work am I in?

It’s complicated.

Det45 wrote:

How much money do I make?

Enough.

Det45 wrote:

How big is my house?

Big enough.

Det45 wrote:

and do I like kids???

When they’re sleeping.

Stay vague, don’t volunteer any info. You’re not there to impress her. She’ll be doing you a favor by looking you up and down and leaving. The worst that can happen is she takes an interest in you. It’s like drawing the short stick on who’s the monster gonna feed off of.

My question was satirical (but true)!

[MonkParticipant 16978]

Det45 wrote:

… (and how) do I like kids?

“Fried”.
-WC Fields.

[JVBParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I tell them the truth:

I live on a pull out couch in my mom’s living room

I work for $10 an hour overnight in a big box store

all of my belongings fit in three laundry baskets

and I have PTSD from the last relationship, I wake up screaming thrashing covered in cold sweat, gun in my hand ready to blast the demons coming to get me

sometimes my ex comes after me…car chases, big knives, private detectives, tracking devices

I have a parakeet as a service animal, I keep the bird alive, that guilt of letting an animal starve to death keeps me alive

black ring on my right hand, middle finger

man you ought to see the women running the f~~~ away from me

Bro that is out f~~~ing standing.

Peace is > piece.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

I tell them that my job is to locate women under 200 lbs.

I tell them that I make enough money to buy a whore each month for a weekend just like in the movie “pretty woman”

I tell them that I live in a penthouse with 3 of my ex wives.

I tell them that I must like kids because I already have 10 that I know of.

Peace brothers

[MonkParticipant 16978]

Add this one:

And I tell them that because I have a very smart lawyer, I don’t have to pay any of them anything.

[WarmoviesrcoolParticipant 11]

I just ignore them. It’s always the same frikken questions and they can’t talk worth a damn

[UntamedParticipant]

Warmoviesrcool wrote:

It’s always the same frikken questions and they can’t talk worth a damn

They can’t talk worth a damn and when they do it’s just lies.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[legendarydrewParticipant 30]

I used to go to speed dating events, and it was amazing how many of these females (read: virtually all of them) would ask those specific questions, even when pretending to be spontaneous and/or open-minded. Some have been very insistent on getting an answer.

I think the next time I come across this situation, I’ll counter with asking them their bra size.

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