Bigfoot lawsuit

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    Jan Sobieski
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    http://abc7.com/society/crestline-woman-sues-california-to-prove-she-saw-bigfoot/3090517/?sf182289879=1

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    #740841
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    Admiral Crunch
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    Don’t think she has to worry about Bigfoot as she is far more scary looking to him. What is really scary is that she is in the Medical profession…

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    Untamed
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    I laughed out loud when I read the title of the thread because I could already anticipate the bulls~~~, then I read the link text and yep, this is funny as hell!
    Leave it to a woeman to sue an entire state because no one wants to believe her delusions, ha ha!!
    And somewhere, someone is making the case that delusional hoes such as that bitch are worth more than a casual glance.
    S~~~, she’s taking the entire state of California to Court! Can you imagine what she’d do to you?! Brrrr… that’s too nefarious to even think about.
    And All Weemins Are Like That, make no mistake about it.

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    #740855
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    Grumpy
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    I am beginning to believe that the level of ones obesity, increases ones level of insanity/delusion.

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #740894
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    WPL
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    Maybe she and that guy from Texas who wants to shoot a Bigfoot (to prove their existence) can team up, since this lady seems to have the knack for attracting them.

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    PistolPete
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    “your Honor I’d like to call my first witness in this case.”

    “The state calls Mr. Sasquatch to the stand”.

    “Do you Mr. Sasquatch swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God”?

    “Well I don’t have a God per se but I swear on the holy spirit of the woods Windigo.”

    “Where were you on the day in question?”

    “Well I was off in the woods chowing down a deer and washing it down with some home made wine.”

    “So you were not wandering the woods in the area the plaintiff designated?”

    “OK OK I was a little tipsy and taking a leak on a bush and the next thing I know here is this bitch staring at my—privates—”

    “You mean she was looking at your genitalia”?

    “Yes” It was embarrassing and humiliating”. She was LEERING at me and then started touching herself…dear Windigo it was awful.”

    “I ran off as fast as I could”.

    “Thank you Mr. Sasquatch—your witness.”

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    Rightturnclyde
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    Imagine what Bigfoot said to his Bigfoot buddies that night:
    O my god you won’t believe what happened to me, I was walking through the forest near the clearing and I run into this huge grotesque creature – I panic, don’t know what to do so I climb up a tree and then this thing comes towards me and starts making this hideous noise. I thought I was dead but finally it waddled away. I’m not s~~~ting you, this really happened…..

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