Best way to deal with women at work wanting to dish out new year wishes

[mgtowSAParticipant 670]

Happy new year gents.

For those of us heading back to work in the next week or two, we will no doubt have to deal with the ridiculous well wishing at the office. Given the current scenario of false harassment allegations, what are your best strategies for avoiding problems without attracting attention as an antisocial psycho. Frankly even handshakes are off the table as far as I’m concerned, let alone hugs and kisses.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha I understand

Here in Spain they have the custom of giving two kisses.

I give them the hand, no kisses, when they look weird, I act foolishly and say I never got used to that custom… lie,I just don’t want that C~~~ sucking lips on my face and I don’t want contact with them.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

One little trick I’ve learned is to always use closed body language and position yourself in a way that is closed off to them. Here’s basically how i do it:

1. Stand with feet shoulder width or slightly further apart and body turned at a 45 to 90 degree angle from her. Similar to a boxing stance.

2. Lead foot should be lined up with roughly between her legs; this prevents her from being able to step around your foot, which effectively prevents her from getting too close.

3. I always keep hands in pockets or clasped in front of me. I point my elbows towards her which also discourages getting too close. Also if i am in front of a camera (which i am 99.9% of the time) you can clearly see my hands can’t be touching her in this position or even come close.

4. I also try to look up and to the side as well or in a completely different direction away from her. Not making frequent eye contact will help keep them from engaging you too much, and also she can’t say you were looking at her t~~~ or whatever.

5. Also, always maintain distance if possible. Ideally far enough away that they cannot reach out and touch you.

Also don’t forget you are never a stationary target! This is only if you somehow get pulled into an interaction, but if you keep moving and move frequently, you’ll never need this defense to begin with. Learn how to quickly think up or “remember” some work thing you need to go and get done. Avoiding eye contact relentlessly will also get you out of like 90% of interactions. You just have to time it so you are always looking away from them, and use your peripheral vision to track their movement so you don’t get caught by surprise. A lot of them won’t try to stop you unless they get eye contact first.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

That’s boxing.

You have to live in the ring 24/7 when you work with women this days.

Just on guard all the time and dodging and moving around.

If they get you, down you go, and when judge f~~~s hit the hammer is when your problem starts.

Damn, I can’t beñ I was sleeping with one of those things for 14 years.

I didn’t know better.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[mgtowSAParticipant 670]

Good advice gents. I guess it’s just about good situational awareness and being proactive.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Safest option (which I chose this year) is to not return back to work until February by which time this problem should definitely be aged off / obsolete.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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