Best Responses to a NAWALT?

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Recently I attended a buddy’s get together where there was an excellent mix of White Knights, NAWALT’s, and basically any adversary known to a MGTOW. The topic of the war between the sexes came up and that’s where the real fun (for me) began. A member of the ’71 Club’ (a club I made up for any individual that demonstrates they are 1 IQ point above mentally retarded) asked if I was single. After stating I had never been married, had no kids, been single for 5 years and loving life, I mentioned the key to my success in the war of the sexes was going AWOL. Forever.

 

Many of their reactions went like this: Get a rope and find a tall tree.

As the verbal shaming antics revved up I smiled, put up my hand to stop them from talking, and respectfully said, “Excuse me, you’re all boring me and my feet work”. I casually walked away from their disbelief and cussing.

If you have to engage with NAWALT individuals what are some of the best responses you can give without giving them the middle finger? Actually, I take that back. I wouldn’t give them the middle finger but give them the pinky finger. They don’t deserve the very best.

 

[Anonymous 25]

Slayher wrote:

Many of their reactions went like this: Get a rope and find a tall tree.

Response: Awww don’t hang yourself just because AWALT, when no guy wants you then you can always buy a cat.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Better dead and tied to a tree than dead and tied to a person.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Anonymous 42]

Sure, not all uǝʍoW are like that! I have a little under 3 billion more uǝʍoW to get to know before I can make that absolute  distinction, as for all the uǝʍoW I’ve already come to know, there ALL JUST LIKE THAT!  Cats! Mean Cats! VICIOUS CATS!

[EntropyParticipant 902]

You had me at 71 club…

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[ChristovParticipant 85]

You also had me at 71 Club.

 

Do you mind if I absorb that into my consciousness?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

THEY: “Get a rope and find a tall tree.”

YOU: “That’s just marriage. You should really aim higher in life.”

The important thing to remember is that “NAWALT” itself is a deflection. So you beat it with a deflection. When it even LOOKS like the gloves are about to come off, I break out the grenade analogy. Humiliates them every time.

THEY: “Not all women are like that!! You just need to pick the right one!!!!! Stop generalizing!!! You’re just looking for women in all the wrong places!!!!”

YOU: “Here’s an imaginary box of hand grenades. Not all grenades will explode in your face. Go ahead!! Pick one and pull the pin. Wassamatter?? Not all grenades are like that. You just need to pick the right one!!! Stop generalizing!!! You’re looking for grenades in all the wrong places!!!””

And then watch them marvel at their own f~~~ing stupidity.

To assume they have an IQ above 71 is being generous.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

That advice is both hilarious and spry KeyMaster, I’m sure the feeling you get when you see the look on their faces is priceless. There’s a reason why they refer to marriage as a ‘ball and chain’.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The one I really had a problem with for the longest time was a good retort to “you’re just looking for women in all the wrong places”.

The reality is: You’re finding the WRONG women in all kinds of places.
But their deflection attempts to make this YOUR problem.

There’s is all kinds of wrong with that.

The use of the word “just” reduces the tremendous effort(!) down to a dice roll. I have actually PUT TREMENDOUS EFFORT into looking for quality women… so when they were NOT, I would know it. But then they add on: “In all the wrong places?”. So I found the perfect way to shut them up permanently.

YOU: “I don’t have to look for women at ALL! 51% of people are women. That means even if I DON’T want to meet a woman, I am MORE LIKELY to meet a woman. They are EVERYWHERE! Like trash cans.”

Say that out loud the next time someone tells you “you’re just looking for women in all the wrong places”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

“Not all women are like that.”

“Yeah, but you’re like that. There might be exceptions, but you, bitch, are not one of them.”

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

After reading all of your responses I just want to go on record and say that I ever meet any of you in person….the first round is on me. I not only appreciate the insight and advice but the humor as well. Especially you KeyMaster. Guys, feel free to use any of my quips. We are all here for the same reason. Joining MGTOW feels like a homecoming. I’m proud to be in your ranks.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

OK but shots are on me. Here are a few more cheap shots….

“NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!!!!”

“Which is like telling me even YOU know MOST of them ARE. Thanks for making the point.”

“NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!!!!”

“So? I’m talking about the ones who ARE.”

“NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!!!!”

“Yes they are. And I can prove it. Because if I went on Oprah right now and said all women are perfect, beautiful and they can do no wrong , not a single woman on Earth would stand up and correct me with NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THATT!!!!! You would all sit there and applaud, even though you know the statement is complete bulls~~~. But if I said “men are smarter than woman” I would be booed off the stage. You’re ALL like that. It’s f~~~ing pathetic.”

“NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!!!!”

“Doesn’t matter. It only takes ONE to be a c~~~. And women are never c~~~s to themselves.”

“NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!!!!”

“What a wierd statement. If I said birds fly in a sentence… would you interrupt me with NOT ALL BIRDS!!!!!! If I said cars are expensive, would you say NOT ALL CARS!!!!! If I said men are pigs would you correct me and say WRONG!!! PIGS ARE PIGS!! MEN ARE ACTUALLY MEN!!!!!! So whats you’re problem when the subject is women?”

“YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH WOMEN!!!”

“A man could have an ISSUE with the smell of DOG S~~~ too. Doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with HIM.”

We could be here all week….

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Executor MaxwellParticipant 591]

Slayher wrote:

Guys, feel free to use any of my quips. We are all here for the same reason. Joining MGTOW feels like a homecoming. I’m proud to be in your ranks.

Good because I think I’m going to have to save this one for later.

Slayher wrote:

As the verbal shaming antics revved up I smiled, put up my hand to stop them from talking, and respectfully said, “Excuse me, you’re all boring me and my feet work”. I casually walked away from their disbelief and cussing.

A perfect retort that exemplifies that you can do so as you wish due to your lack of wife.

[GoneGaltParticipant 36]

“Excuse me, you’re all boring me and my feet work”. I casually walked away from their disbelief and cussing.

 

I do believe that is called voting with one’s feet.  Well Played sir.

 

I just wanted to drop in and say hello.  Been lurking for a bit getting a few laughs and some good opinions many of which I have heartily shared for years even though very few are shared by anyone else I know.  (Or if they are, they are shared in silence.)

 

So anyways Hi hello wassup howdy yo….. so on and so forth

"You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength."

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”
-- Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

[Anonymous 42]

Wassup ?^^

Keymaster wrote:

THEY: “Not all women are like that!! You just need to pick the right one!!!!! Stop generalizing!!! You’re just looking for women in all the wrong places!!!!” YOU: “Here’s an imaginary box of hand grenades. Not all grenades will explode in your face. Go ahead!! Pick one and pull the pin. Wassamatter?? Not all grenades are like that. You just need to pick the right one!!! Stop generalizing!!! You’re looking for grenades in all the wrong places!!!””

We all have powder burns to boot! They promise you an ice cream cone, when in fact it’s a disguised flair. Go ahead and eat that flair! It won’t burn your face out, they Promise!

I won’t hurt you like the others, I’m not like that, I’m special…

I believe you, my special pussycat, I know you’re not like that….

BANG!

 

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Ok, since Keymaster reminded me how great this clip is, I feel I keep coming back to it, whenever any issues regarding a man being MGTOW is challenged by the world:

It works on so many levels.  They can do whatever they want, you do whatever you want.  You made decisions what was best, and justifying for them your choices is a waste of time.

Thinking a bit on this NAWALT thing (they NAWALTing you), I would then ask them, “Oh, so who exactly is the right woman for me?  Please describe her to me, and let me know if you know her.”  And then they can go through an entire list.  But, odds are they don’t know jack, don’t know what works for you, but are just talking bull.  If anyone is THAT bothered by what your life is, they can go and divert their time for it.  But, you yourself don’t have time for that.

With this, the way I take the frame of mind here is that I don’t care about the number of suitable or not suitable women, I just have room for NO women in my life that aren’t a fit.  I am too busy doing other things.  And with this, after doing a full day of work now (yes part time, but I had a full day), and then going to the gym, I am tired, and begin to think of the best use of my time to unwind.  No way in hell am I going to try to waste my time winning the approval of Blue Pillers who are stuck in their own matrix of their own mind desperate for approval of others.

But, anyone can feel free to come up with whatever they want to do.  As for this, I could say simply you don’t need to settler, and you can be happy going about your life doing whatever you will do, even without a woman in your life.  Just because others need it and have to sell their souls to just be with someone, there is no need you have to.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

“Not all women are like that.”

My response: “Prove it, introduce me to a woman that isn’t like that.”

A confused blank stare usually follows…

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

A substantially significant percentage of women are like that..    ASSPOWALT

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

Keymaster wrote:

” YOU: “Here’s an imaginary box of hand grenades. Not all grenades will explode in your face. Go ahead!! Pick one and pull the pin. Wassamatter?? Not all grenades are like that. You just need to pick the right one!!! Stop generalizing!!! You’re looking for grenades in all the wrong places!!!””

 

This one is the best I heard on the topic ever! I’m gonna use that on the next occasion.

 

So far I pretty much just replied that “Ok, then I’ll just wait for her then, what’s the problem?”. What I know and also they know is that such a wait never ends, but they cannot really reply further.

[Sessna12Participant 119]

flightspace wrote:

“Not all women are like that.” “Yeah, but you’re like that. There might be exceptions, but you, bitch, are not one of them.”

HA!!!!

"We can no more stop him from marrying than we can stop him from making a well researched decision to poke his eyes out with a stick."
-Sidecar

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