Best Last Ditch Marriage Saving Technique

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

This is funny if a woman wants to divorce I would walk out her only that minute. I wouldn’t try to convince her not to divorce.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

I’m so glad I’ll never have to wrestle with relationship issues again. I’ll never have to browse the Relationship isle at a book store again. I’ll never have to look for relationship videos on Youtube. I’ll never have to ask a friend for his or her advice on how to fix my current relationship problem. I’ll never have to do any of those things again, and I certainly won’t have to file for divorce ever again.

And knowing that makes me jump out of bed every morning with high expectations for the day!

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

The word ‘divorce’ may come out of her mouth as that ….. but when it hits my ears ….. I hear …

FREEDOM

Like being handed and amazing gift … the key to the chains and a fed and watered horse.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Best way to prevent divorce: don’t get married.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Who’s that dude in the video??

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Notice how she said that all of her books have been featured on TV shows where 95% of the audience are women. Oprah, 20/20, Today show lol. Give me a break.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

8 words that will save any marriage: Long Hair, Stay Thin, Sex Anytime, Shut up.

–Tom Leykis

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

I scanned through that whole thing on mute reading the subtitles. It doesn’t actually contain any advice whatsoever – it’s an infomercial for her “life coaching” service where she will give you personal advice on how to fix your marriage.

How about if we just don’t have one in the first place? There, like magic, nothing broken, nothing to fix.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

I feel bad for any guy out there who gets married. I don’t have the time, energy, nor the inclination to deal with relationship bulls~~~ anymore. Why? Because women don’t reciprocate. Maybe they are bored, maybe they decided they want something different after agreeing to a long term relationship. F~~~ all that bulls~~~. Every relationship I’v had is trying to make a woman happy, and she never tries to make me happy. So why the f~~~ would anyone want a relationship.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

“Every relationship I’v had is trying to make a woman happy, and she never tries to make me happy. So why the f~~~ would anyone want a relationship.”

Bingo! You summed it up nicely right f~~~ing there.

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

Does snake oil taste as good as it is advertised?

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

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