Being A Man Is Like Being A Lion

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Have you noticed how difficult it is for a male lion to get laid? It’s a brutal process. He has to fight with the females, and earn their respect in a display of strength. After that s~~~ test, he gets access to their pussies. It reminds me of my dating experiences in the past. I didn’t have to deal with a violent fight, though. I had to win a mental fight. I had to fight against their insane minds and win before I could grab ’em by their pussies. The only time they ever made it easy for me is when I didn’t care about them.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I once watched “Shrek 2”. He has to fight her “fire-breathing dragon” just to be able to climb to the highest room in the tallest tower for a *chance* to be able to kiss the princess. How exhausting is that.

And then it hit me!!!
The “fire-breathing dragon” is every woman’s inner bitch!

I swear, it was a full on man-piphany! A jolt of genius that starts in the b~~~~ and proceeds directly to the brain!

If I were Shrek…. I would keep her fire-breathing dragon as a pet, re-arrange her furniture, not kiss her and LEAVE. Eventually, she’ll snap out of it.

Her happiness is not my cardio.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 6]

Yes have seen it in many documentaries, two males will challenge each other damn near ripping each other to shreds just to get a whiff of the females pussy. The lion in this video has gone MGTOW. (love the yawn at the end)

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Keymaster wrote:

He has to fight her “fire-breathing dragon” just to be able to climb to the highest room in the tallest tower for a *chance* to be able to kiss the princess.

Look at what Mario has to do to get his girlfriend back:

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[HitmanParticipant]

Can’t .
Won’t.
NO.
Let someone else go through this.
Not me.
Not again.

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