Behing Enemy lines: Land Whales Dancing

[The Manipulated ManParticipant 1856]

In my recent travels in the USA, I ended up observing a strange ritual deep in enemy occupied territory. It was called a “women’s tribal gathering of ….belly Dancers.”

I’ve enjoyed belly dancers in the past. So, how bad could this be?

From the moment I entered their space, I knew that I did not belong. It was a nightclub filled with self-aggrandized land whales in their 30’s and 40’s. There were about 50 women dancers wearing costumes that made them look ridiculous.

For the sake of my friends who invited me, I forced myself to engage in “polite” conversation before the show.

During the show, I had a hell of a time resisting the temptation to laugh out loud.
Alas, I let a few guffaws out and was caught laughing at the ludicrous spectacle by the White Knight sitting across the table from me.

The one other man who shared our table was a militant Blue Pill Slave who behaved like a deranged beast of burden. He was hostile to all other men way before my laughter at the Land Whales dancing. As a White Knight, he was an abomination which was more difficult to deal with than the Land Whales Dancing.

80% of the women were overweight and/ or had no remarkable skills. And I am expected to smile as a herd of wildebeests trample about the dance floor.

Here is a sort of NAWALT moment:

There were a few groups of dancers that were interesting and made the trip worth it. The two high points were an attractive Japanese woman in her early 30’s who was in good shape and demonstrated martial arts skills during her dance.
And my favorite dancer was an 18 year old blond with a great body who was a superb belly dancer.

My moment of self-preservation occurred when I stubbornly refused to let the large pack of old c~~~s accuse me of “leering” at the 18 year old blond as she wiggled around the dance floor towards me. She attempted to show off her ability to attract a man. Thankfully, I now have mastery over my little head.

What happens when a man finally comprehends the cold and calculating thoughts that are going through a woman's mind, while her eyes are brimming with tears?

[bladeParticipant]

Landwhale shuffle

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 54]

Nothing wose then stupid western chicks trying to belly dance.

Traditionaly there pretty ” robust”

But not a land whale.

My sympathy.

[The Black ScorpionParticipant 2144]

Curious why it is always fat women who are attracted to classes like belly dancing, pole dancing, etc?

You almost never see hot, attractive women taking those classes.

BTW, my cousins ex-wife used to be a belly dancer.

All 250+ pounds of her.

The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover that it was not fish you were after. - Henry David Thoreau

[Anonymous 5]

[The HogParticipant 253]

Trouble is, once you see something you can’t un-see it!
My deepest sympathy to you and your optic nerves.

Had a woman loudly declare female superiority because they can multi-task and men can't! Told her to "shut up and fuck off" and she couldn't do either!

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