"Before He Cheats" Joke

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

So some guy plays a joke on his girlfriend, and Tumblrinas are defending her actions, saying that if he DID cheat, the destruction of property was justified.

Some “anti-feminist” women were saying “this is why you don’t date crazy.”  My response was “this is why I don’t date women.”

[Anonymous 1]

Dude, didn’t you know? Women are above these things called moral values (or laws, for that matter). It is all about her feelings. HER feelings. Nothing else matters. Respect for someone else property, integrity, LIFE. As long as a woman FEELS betrayed, overkills are permitted.

Oh, and as for anti-feminist women… hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Of course, it is the GUY fault for dating crazy? Not that the woman that did this should face ANY consequence, or that women how to disguise their true nature until s~~~ like this happens. These “anti-feminist” women are a joke. Too little, too f~~~ing late. Geez…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That’s a woman for you “if you’re cheating I will f~~~ing KILL you”.

Dear f~~~ed up modern c~~~,

YOU NEVER GET TO DECIDE WHO AN UNMARRIED MAN IS F~~~ING.

Ever.

That’s WHY he’s not married – so he can f~~~ anybody he wants.
This is what is wrong with you f~~~ing t~~~s:

/video/bill-burr-on-carrie-underwoods-before-he-cheats/

Women don’t really have a problem with cheating. Wjhat they HATE more than anything, is when they can’t get away with cheating him out of it. She can’t control or regulate the amount of vagina he gets. That’s why they want to kill…. it’s not because he f~~~ed someone else… it’s because she has to now work harder to keep him around.

F~~~ you bitches straight to hell.

Women would vote for Hitler, because women are all fascists.

Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.

How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence? Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get f~~~ing married for any reason you dumb s~~~.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?

Marriage/relationships with your average t~~~ is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman.

“CHEAT AND I WILL F~~~ING KILL YOU “.

Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bulls~~~ go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of s~~~. Yep, Hitler.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

The first thing I noticed is that the battery is close to dying.

Imagine if a man sent a text in the same fashion, he’s be in prison.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

F~~~ you bitches straight to hell.

now now Key, calm down, those bitches are going straight to living hell, right here on earth. Look how miserable, uncontrollable, and psychotic they are, and they wonder “where are all the good men”; right here I say, I wouldn’t want to spend a single minute with any solitary one of them! I learned my lesson, and I learned it well! My life is absolutely precious to me, I’ve avoided a woman who was successful and wealthy, I smelled her lunacy like rotten chum on a hot summer day, her wealth was earned in a divorce from her (guess who) that’s right, X HUSBAND! So I’m with you KeyMaster, I share in your disgust, and your “absolute indifference”….

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yes … “perfect indifference” is possible, only when she doesn’t key your f~~~ing $65,000 something.

Ladies, there is a reason men like their cars more than you.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey KeyMaster, could you imagine how f~~~ing nuts I’d go if a piece of s~~~ hot tempered c~~~ like that keyed my AMX, I’m not even materialistic, the insanity of the act would drive me nuts! Man, I don’t miss the company of a woman, their too f~~~ing crazy and unstable for my liking. Theirs no wonder why our society looks the way it does; VANDALIZED BY FEMINISM, AND CREATING PSYCHOTIC LUNATIC CONTROL FREAKS!

Could you imagine the utter beating that would happen if a dude did that to another dude?

Imagine if there were no police, no court, no judge, no laws, I bet my F~~~ING LIFE THEY WOULD BEHAVE MUCH BETTER!

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

I don’t miss dealing with this crap.

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I actually did have something like this happen to me, now that I think of it. Going back to “loving our cars more,” I had bought a ’94 T-Bird for $900. It needed a lot of fixing on the inside, but it still looked great and ran amazingly.

Bought it in November 2011.

Fast forward to July 2012, when my girlfriend at that time was leaving me for a bulldyke woman that continually told me “she didn’t want my girl” and that “I could keep her.” When they officially started showing that they were together (getting all close and holding each other in MY APARTMENT) as my girl was packing her things and leaving, I was stupid and kept trying to fight for her. I know I’ve told this story before, but I forgot to mention one part. Several days after being alone at my place, I walked to my car to head out for work…only to find my car covered in egg and flour. Inside and out.

I suspected it was them, as I didn’t know anyone else besides my then-ex who knew my windows could be pushed down due to poor regulators in it.th doors.

I won’t forget actually confronting my ex over the phone and her new girlfriend calling me and telling me, “you think it’s ME that did that!? That hurts my feelings!” …It was a very sarcastic tone, so I KNEW it had to be them. My ex to this day will tell me she doesn’t think that her girlfriend did it (despite their nasty breakup), but “highly doubts it.” I couldn’t do anything about it as I had “no proof.” So, I was left with damaged property that I had to clean up over several weeks (there’s still flour caked into my car’s carpet 3 years later), and they got to live their life miserably ever after…until they split because the girl she left me for became abusive. HAH!

[Vector VikingParticipant 413]

Oh hey Keymaster, point of clarity:

Women did vote for Hitler. They loved the crap out of his theatrical ass.

[RennieParticipant]

I hope that they find their key has missing/damaged teeth and no longer works.

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

I have a phrase that I tend to mutter to myself whenever a feminist spews forth crap:

“If Hitler was a woman…”

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