Beaver Fleas Outbreak Troubles Salt Lake County

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

The trajectory of STDs in one county in Utah has health officials confused and concerned. Who’s shocked by this? Bad economy, chicks gotta get turbo bangin to find a sucker. Down time racks up credit card debt.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865656487/Alarming-rise-in-Utah-STD-rates-has-health-officials-concerned.html

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

WhackerGuy2030 wrote:

chicks gotta get turbo bangin

Nice. I’m going to put that phrase in to the lexicon.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[HitmanParticipant]

here’s the cure for the “beaver fleas”” or crabs …….
1.shave half your pubic hair , straight down the center vertically.
2.light the remaining half on fire.
3.take an ICE-PICK and STAB the little f~~~er’s TO DEATH as they run !

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

They continue to blame dating apps. The true cause is females can’t keep their legs crossed. The lack of morality.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Hitman wrote:

here’s the cure for the “beaver fleas”” or crabs …….
1.shave half your pubic hair , straight down the center vertically.
2.light the remaining half on fire.
3.take an ICE-PICK and STAB the little f~~~er’s TO DEATH as they run !

Is that an instruction to curing crabs, or for the most painful form of castration possible.

By the way, crabs are like bedbugs, they can live on clothing. You can get crabs from clothing. So, someone with crabs may not have gotten the crabs through sex. And there is a shampoo to treat crabs.

[ChuddoxParticipant 585]

Faust For Science wrote:

Hitman wrote:

here’s the cure for the “beaver fleas”” or crabs …….
1.shave half your pubic hair , straight down the center vertically.
2.light the remaining half on fire.
3.take an ICE-PICK and STAB the little f~~~er’s TO DEATH as they run !

Is that an instruction to curing crabs, or for the most painful form of castration possible.

By the way, crabs are like bedbugs, they can live on clothing. You can get crabs from clothing. So, someone with crabs may not have gotten the crabs through sex. And there is a shampoo to treat crabs.

Think of them as “Genital Lice” that is all they are.

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard

[OldBillParticipant]

The cure for pubic lice is not to f~~~ the kind of women who have pubic lice. Remember “Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas”

A case of the crabs sounds funny until you’re living in close quarters with some asshat who catches a dose. Crabs will go through a barracks or ship like green corn through a goose. One moron can make dozens of other men’s lives miserable.

On my first ship, one such idiot came aboard with a dose. Fortunately the guys in his berthing compartment identified the problem early and took quick action.

First, he got a blanket party which put him in sickbay for a couple of days. Next, all his clothes and bedding were thrown out. Finally, everyone in that specific compartment and the rest of the department applied the “blue ointment” for about a week.

Drastic measures, yes, but they prevented an outbreak that could have spread through a 600-man warship.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I thought those Mormon chicks kept their legs closed until their wedding day. ; ^ )

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[bob__Participant 946]

FunInTheSun wrote:

I thought those Mormon chicks kept their legs closed until their wedding day. ; ^ )

It’s not like marriage means anything. Marry, f~~~, and when you want to f~~~ someone else, then you divorce and remarry. If you do it that way you are not breaking any religious laws.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

FunInTheSun wrote:

I thought those Mormon chicks kept their legs closed until their wedding day. ; ^ )

I grew up around Mormons and the girls always had a reputation of being horny sluts. They put on the holier than thou art pretense and then f~~~ like a dog in heat.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

I grew up around Mormons and the girls always had a reputation of being horny sluts. They put on the holier than thou art pretense and then f~~~ like a dog in heat.

I can attest to this, especially if you, yourself, are not mormon, and especially if you’re black. I don’t know if it’s to try to get more men into the mormon fold, or to get them the f~~~ out of it, or just to p~~~ off their churchy peers and parents, but a lot of mormon girls will drop their magic underpants at every opportunity they get.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Feminists want to kill off 90% of men, I think the Stds, will kill them off first. That’s called a “Hitler Blunder.” Oops, lol.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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