Be fruitful and muliply! (No thanks)

[DanceMyOwnWayParticipant 2284]

I have to pass on this gem as it amused me so much.

I had a conversation with a male relative this week and the conversation got round to death rates and decreasing population birth rates.

Said relative told me I had to go out there and get a young woman pregnant for the sake of society. I replied I had no intention of living with a woman. No just get her pregnant he continued. It’s your responsibility for the sake of humanity.
I said no it’s okay I don’t really want to be on the hook for child support for the next twenty years and I will happily let some other man step up to the plate.

These days with little to offer a woman financially and approaching middle age I am largely invisible to the modern woman with my “dance hall days” behind me (see previous post). I have the requisite height, intelligence and humour but I am largely at peace with Dance MyOwnWay’s fading glory. It’s quite nice and peaceful being invisible and an observer of life.

I will stick to my fantasy videogame women and set up families and scores of illegitimate children in rpgs etc. Having kids was never a high priority anyway. And to be honest in today’s f~~~ed up society id sorry for them, especially sons.

Anyway had to share as it amused me. I will let those other alphas and betas impregnate and grow families. And I will watch with relative disinterest from the sidelines.

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