Bald Dudes With Beards

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Why is it everywhere I turn, I see so many Bald Guys with BEARDS ???

I mean I get the whole Bald Look, but why do they each need to be rockin a beard as well?

It doesn’t matter if it’s a young dude or an old one….Most young bald bearded men also seem to have the need to also be sportin tatts as well… Like really, Who Loves Ya Baby???

Just ANOTHER Observation from the Blue Pill Fueled Gynocentric Matrix.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

The hair migrates from the scalp to the face.

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

I can only guess that they are compensating for hair loss…?

As I guy with a rich, thick head of hair at 46, I am not qualified to say so – maybe someone here can chime in.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Ive tried to resist it for many years, resisting that Look that I also despise. I went totally bald on top at a young age.

I think its simply due to,

1. bored of having no options… As bald men, there are just no options. Im not going to combover or wear a tuipai or whatever its called. The are no hairdos available to us. Only a beard can change the way you look. Sometimes we need a change.

2. Beards have been IN since some stupid MLB (baseball players) and those Duck Dynasty freaks all started growing Manes. Unfortunately, the Beard Fashion spread to people who do not rate to wear a beard. This has now given Beards a negative public stigma (IMHO) that hasnt been present since the 70s Hippie Era.

Remember the 90s? Only 2% of men could do a beard, and it was accepted as okay. Now, Id say that well over 40% are sporting some type of facial hair and they look like sh!t.

As you all know, Ive hated it and talked about it at length. Im exmilitary and I am a shaver.

But now Im going thru a p~~~ed off depressed stage I think, happens sometimes, maybe once a year. And I wont shave for a few weeks. lol
I get moody and decide that I dont fvcking care what anyone thinks anymore…

3. Women supposedly like beards. IDK… ask them, not me. Im growing one because I think it helps you ghost since people wont like you anymore. Perfect for maintaining Solitude LOL. Make yourself look like a deuchbag.

4. buying razors can be an annoying cost and the act of shaving can get tiresome, redundant…

5. Some would say, it balances out your features if youre bald on top

6. Hides a flimsy, aging neck fat

7. Male identity crisis. Trying to look like a Biker or Stone Cold Steve Austin. Trying to look “like a man”

8. Stopped giving a fvck, depressed, letting yourself go..?

9. Warmth for biking in winter

10. It grows there since Im an animal, why cut it? Maybe just trim it and maintain it.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Ive tried to resist it for many years, resisting that Look that I also despise. I went totally bald on top at a young age.
I think its simply due to,
1. bored of having no options… As bald men, there are just no options. Im not going to combover or wear a tuipai or whatever its called. The are no hairdos available to us. Only a beard can change the way you look. Sometimes we need a change.
2. Beards have been IN since some stupid MLB (baseball players) and those Duck Dynasty freaks all started growing Manes. Unfortunately, the Beard Fashion spread to people who do not rate to wear a beard. This has now given Beards a negative public stigma (IMHO) that hasnt been present since the 70s Hippie Era.
Remember the 90s? Only 2% of men could do a beard, and it was accepted as okay. Now, Id say that well over 40% are sporting some type of facial hair and they look like sh!t.
As you all know, Ive hated it and talked about it at length. Im exmilitary and I am a shaver.
But now Im going thru a p~~~ed off depressed stage I think, happens sometimes, maybe once a year. And I wont shave for a few weeks. lolI get moody and decide that I dont fvcking care what anyone thinks anymore…
3. Women supposedly like beards. IDK… ask them, not me. Im growing one because I think it helps you ghost since people wont like you anymore. Perfect for maintaining Solitude LOL. Make yourself look like a deuchbag.
4. buying razors can be an annoying cost and the act of shaving can get tiresome, redundant…
5. Some would say, it balances out your features if youre bald on top
6. Hides a flimsy, aging neck fat
7. Male identity crisis. Trying to look like a Biker or Stone Cold Steve Austin. Trying to look “like a man”
8. Stopped giving a fvck, depressed, letting yourself go..?
9. Warmth for biking in winter
10. It grows there since Im an animal, why cut it? Maybe just trim it and maintain it.

Excellent explanation, well done.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

I have been thinking this exact question for years.

[MonkParticipant 16994]

Gravel Pit wrote:

3. Women supposedly like beards. IDK… ask them …

Male facial hair is secondary sexual characteristic indicating the puberty has been passed. Right up until the 19th century it was an indicator of readiness to breed.

20th century surveys suggested that women generally don’t like beards – something I put it down to suppressed lesbianism.

More recent surveys suggest they do – because it indicates that the male concerned is ‘woke’ (which is to say weak and more open to manipulation. Wimmin are also conformists).

That said, if you are Chad the Klondyke look can still give them the tingles.

Im growing one because I think it helps you ghost since people wont like you anymore.

As there is now an army of hipster jerkoffs, it will definitely help you blend in.

7. Male identity crisis. Trying to look like a Biker or Stone Cold Steve Austin. Trying to look “like a man”

This.

Hipsters, SJW’s and manginas in general all know deep down that they are lacking something, so this is how they pretend.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I’m not bald, but thinning. I cut off my almost waist length hair earlier this year to go back to a crew cut that was easier to take care of. My beard is chest length. I don’t care who likes it or not. If I’m expecting hand to hand combat when the World starts falling apart I’ll cut it off so it can’t be yanked, but as a retired military firearms instructor I don’t plan on letting anybody that close.

I grow a beard because my genes tell my facial follicles to do it. It’s my choice what length to bring that growth back down to. I hated compulsory daily shaving for 20 years and I graduated high school with a beard in 1990, so I hate that the hipsters think they started the whole beard idea.

A lion doesn’t get its mane cut, mine is the same other that keeping a food path open. I don’t know or care why other men grow or don’t grow their beards. It’s none of my business and even less of a concern.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Ogre wrote:

I don’t know or care why other men grow or don’t grow their beards. It’s none of my business and even less of a concern.

Awakened wrote:

Just ANOTHER Observation from the Blue Pill Fueled Gynocentric Matrix.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Imma gonna agre with Ogre on the mane points.(See what I did there?)
AND
I will agree with GP on a few and try to explain a few reasons WHY I grew and kept MY BEARD.

FIRST (and foremost), It’s MY F*KKIN’ Beard ok ????
Anyone doesn’t like it,………. tough S*hit ! F*ck off ! I
My Ex hated when I had a beard.
You don’t like my beard?? Fogg off
You a Liberal NY female that thinks you are a special gift to the human race?? fogg off
you a blue-pill/White knight ?? Fogg off
Employer ?? fogg off
Government ?? fogg off !

I am proudly one of the brothers of the Bush.
I think beards became popular when all those Navy SEALS started sporting them over in Afganistan……
It’s one thing to have dark hair and a dark scraggily beard,…..
But it is completely another to have one groomed and cared for.
Blonde hair blue eyes, and a red beard fit for a Viking under his chin!

without beard: he looks like a puppy
with beard: looks much more like a man.

Check out Donald Southerland pics.
he has been both clean shaven, and bearded over the years.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Daryll55 wrote:

Check out Donald Southerland pics.

Im blessed to know who youre talking about.

The dude is still in the movies. Just saw him in Ad Astra last night at the movie theatre

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh.
When I had hair and grew a beard I looked like a foocked up q-tip. All scraggelly and shyte.
When I shaved my head due to rapid baldness, I looked like an angry dick whose ball sack needed a trim.
Now I just look like a mostly clean shaven penis with ears.
If any one has an issue with that, well they can just kiss my chin. err, nutzz, or is it my chin?
Whatever

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

I’m bald, and sport a beard.
My hair fell out, and I don’t like to shave….any questions?
Fashion statement? Me? Shurly, you jest..

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

I was just out to the store, and I seen more than a couple shaved bald guys with beards out bouncing around.

I have nothing against them, it just seems like I notice them poppin up around every corner everywhere I go.

These men come in every color, race, age, and size imaginable….talk about an all inclusive club. LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

As a bald coot in a corrupted meatsuit, I must toot.

I adorned a goatee for years. When I went out, many called me Stone Cold. Fast forward 10years, as full beards became popular, the disdain and ridicule started. Thus, the last 10months I have grown a non-groomed blonde birds nest. Although I still have had s*it(of all stages of growth), I surmise I have had 90% less hassle than when I wore the goat.

Now, I have been clean-shaven and didn’t like it. I have a soft face ie Roone-cheeked, freckles, invisible eye-brows. I would look like an over-grown baby if I went clean.

I have lost my identity. As an individual who treads his own path, I would look like every pale and pasty Freddie Kruger look-alike.
I despise being bald. It is an horrendous image.

I have been called everything under the sun(all styles). Biker/Doorman/Intimidating/Army/Monster bastard etc

Damage limitation my follicle fellows. You wouldn’t understand.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anyway, most men over 40 who are clean-shaven look like old women. Worzel Gummidge mother*ckers.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

How about the men who are NOT balding, yet they shave their head and grow a beard. Now that, I cant understand.

If you can grow a short haircut, why would you mow it down? You think I like being bald?

LOL. See morons below. All of which can grow any number of normal hair dos.

IN ANY EVENT, whatever, to each his own. If I could grow hair, Ideally, Id want to keep it at finger length or a little longer and look like this guy. Nothing fancy, just short hair covering the dome, no wax or gel, no combing necessary. No frivolous junk.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

How about the men who are NOT balding, yet they shave their head and grow a beard. Now that, I cant understand.
If you can grow a short haircut, why would you mow it down? You think I like being bald?
LOL. See morons below. All of which can grow any number of normal hair dos.



IN ANY EVENT, whatever, to each his own. If I could grow hair, Ideally, Id want to keep it at finger length or a little longer and look like this guy. Nothing fancy, just short hair covering the dome, no wax or gel, no combing necessary. No frivolous junk.

I like the “wedge” haircut.
Oh, I can but dream…….

Sorry to burst specimens bubbles, but women DON’T like bald men.
I only get women because I have the scary hairy bald monster look. They’re the wrong sort anyway. Single mums/Housewives/Crackheads/Fruitloops and Alphabet Soups.
Better than adorning the Moby/Michael Stipe I suppose….

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Fu(K It !!

I’m Going My Way BABY !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Jim01Participant 6678]

It is hipster s~~~

I am a baldy and I have nothing against blokes making an effort but I always feel there is something blue pilled about it ie “I’ll attract that slut”

I am so happy I am out of that game although I suppose I have never really been in it!

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