Bachelorettes In Alaska : Flashback to pathetic

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

I had just gotten home from a long vacation when I saw thick promo about 15 years ago. I remembered it when I read something related mentioned in another topic.

“Bachelorettes in Alaska” was one of the most pathetic things I had seen because my work was keeping me traveling a lot back then when I was working for the “Distribution Company” that won’t be named. This is when I was working in sales.

It seems like a simple sales pitch. And, like 99.5% of every sales pitch you ever hear, it was steeped in pure BS.

“Men outnumber women in Alaska, more than anywhere else in the United States. We will have them begging !”

And they found a bunch of “Manginas In Training” to grovel after them.

I could hardly watch it without puking ! In a place as big as Alaska (population 2000: 625,000), finding 50 “MITs” was not too much of a challenge I would guess.

I just wanted to see the men who said something like this.

“You traveled thousands of miles, across North America, to the the state with the worst weather to find a man ? You must be desperate !”

It was so obvious that these women, plain and average for the most part, where desperate.

No, this was not a “manhunt”, this was shipping out Second Rate surplus !

Everyone seemed pathetic. I could only watch bits and pieces of it without being disgusted at everyone on camera, so I might have missed what few “good parts” there might have been.

The whole thing was proof some people have no shame. Now recalling more, it wasn’t too far from the time I stopped watching TV.

Frank V.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Oh, and a bit from a summary someone else wrote. Some people thought I was being “mean” at the time this aired, but I am being nice about it !

5 Desperate bimbos somehow alienated the eligible dating pool of the lower 48 states. So, they thought, what a perfect time to examine Alaska’s fine selection …

and

Next day: All the girls are ready to go, except Rebekah who needs time to put an entire Macy’s cosmetic counter on her face.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/summary.php?i=103

Frank V.

[experiencedParticipant]

Same old;

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[experiencedParticipant]

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Why in seven hells would anybody be looking for companionship in a frozen hell hole like Alaska?

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Zuberi Tau wrote:

Why in seven hells would anybody be looking for companionship in a frozen hell hole like Alaska?

Because they are so awful, the fact that no man in the 48 states would even consider them. They call it desperation.

Frank V.

[Anonymous 42]

They’re going all the way to Alaska to marry extract men?
I thought that’s why they went hundreds of miles into nowhere land in the first place? TO GET AWAY FROM WOMEN! And they made it a TV show? WTF! I bet the sequel will be “DIVORCED IN ALASKA”!

[Anonymous 11]

Those bimbos couldn’t handle life ten feet out of their smart phone provider’s service range much less Alaska or even an alligator infested Georgia swamp.

Scripted bulls~~~ like professional wrestling.

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