Bacardi Bottle…

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  • 2015-08-14 at 10:54 PM#100880
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    Ancientwisdom
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    Lol…

    This is really dumb, I have to admit, but wanted to share my stupid mis-adventure.

    Had a good buzz on and went to buy a bottle of Bacardi. They have this new bottle. Its a bottle of silver bacardi, locked inside of a bottle.

    Buzzed me gets home with new bottle in hand. It has a screw off cap. I spend 20 f~~~ing minutes trying to unscrew it in a buzzed fit of rage. It doesnt unscrew. Enter steak knives, forkes, and any other method.

     

    Turns out you have to “pop” open a cyndrical space in the outer bottle to find the normal fifth under neath lol.

    I just find this as man-comedy.

    Anyone else encountered this new bottle?

    Also encountered brazillian sluts dressed like whores in my lobby. Typical Friday eye candy.

    But one wonders how many c~~~s have been in their orifaces, but I digress.

    Cheers all, heres some good tunes:

     

    Milky Chance Flashed Junk Mind (Lyrics): http://youtu.be/3wErZMUrHQA

     

    End man rant.

    Resident cynic.

    2015-08-14 at 11:47 PM#100893
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    Nice one. Dude thats the same type of s~~~ I do all the time. Couldnt find my box of cereal cause I put it in the fridge right next to the milk whilst intoxicated.

    2015-08-15 at 12:30 AM#100903
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    Madman,

    Thats funny! My mind is always in hyper-drive and I used to joke that I would get buzzed to “dumb myself down” to the common folks metric of thought.

    Its obviously not always helpful, but it does have its purpose.

    There arent too many friends of man. Dogs. Booze. And the occasional “good friend” we all meet. I have one. A very good friend, but they are far and few between.

    Some alcohol inbetween isnt a rare case, for most men, I believe.

    Cheers to the weekend fellow dudes who are reading.

    Resident cynic.

    2015-08-15 at 12:48 AM#100908
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    Cheers right back at you!

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    2015-08-15 at 1:12 AM#100927
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    Guys need some good tunes.

    <span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>Click and listen…</span>

     

    Milky Chance – Sadnecessary (subtitulado al españ…: http://youtu.be/uarRYrgUdtw

    Resident cynic.

    2015-08-15 at 2:09 PM#101144
    Felix
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    Ancientwisdom wrote:

    I spend 20 f~~~ing minutes trying to unscrew it in a buzzed fit of rage.

    Sounds like Bacardi has decided to give us all an IQ test.  Thanks for the Head’s UP!  Maybe I will be able to get my next bottle opened.

    more throttle ..... less brakes.....

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