"Baby on Board" bumper stickers

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Maybe im being a little picky here but why the f~~~ do women have to broadcast to motorist that they have a kid or kids in the car? Am I supposed to drive slower,pull to another lane like an emergency stop,or tiptoe drive while she’s on the road because she gave birth. Why do they have to broadcast to the world they had unprotected sex? My indifference with women is getting very obvious because I cant understand why they do the silly stuff they do. If I have a kid in the car my focus would only be on myself driving safely instead of trying to alert other drivers to give me special treatment while in my vicinity.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

I cant understand why they do the silly stuff they do.

There’s probably a branch of psychology (w/ government funding) dedicated to giving us the answers. What’s funny to me is: when female psychologists study the behavior of women, they also get confused!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[GrumpyParticipant]

Those stickers p~~~ me off. Like it will stop a drunk driver hitting you or stop a car jacking.
I got stopped when I had my “Rifle on Board” sticker on the truck. Now that’s a useful sticker.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 11]

Hope you made it w/o any damages MGTOW Monkey.

Trust me c~~~s, your little “Baby on Board” decals have zero bearing on how I drive at all.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Grumpy wrote:

Those stickers p~~~ me off. Like it will stop a drunk driver hitting you or stop a car jacking.

Right! Like with that sticker as a mom you’re suppose to have this safety halo ring around your car while you drive.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Anonymous wrote:

Hope you made it w/o any damages MGTOW Monkey.

C-pig not even a tree leaf blew while the storm was over south florida,I couldn’t believe it,especially after foreseeing the damage it caused in haiti. Flash floods here and there but nothing major. I even went outside to wash the car to use the 5 MPH winds as a blow dryer. How did you turn out?

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Pay attention to those stickers. You will notice you only ever see those stickers on certain kinds of cars.

Never own one of those kinds of cars.

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

Makes it easier to check if baby is on board in the parking lot while the mom is shopping

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Juehue wrote:

Makes it easier to check if baby is on board in the parking lot while the mom is shopping

No s~~~. With all these “forgetful” mothers out there, leaving the baby in the car for hrs. on end to go get their hair & nails done bulls~~~.

May just help save their lives, by a person passing by…but yeah, the stickers drive me up the wall…

I guess it’s like females always say, if ya got it flaunt it 😛

I am just waiting for the new reality shows to hit…You know, which c~~~ can spread her legs the widest & hold the most cum kinda bulls~~~.

/sarcasm off 😛

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Phantom wrote:

No s~~~. With all these “forgetful” mothers out there, leaving the baby in the car for hrs. on end to go get their hair & nails done bulls~~~.

But I thought all womenzzz cared so so much more about children than the fathers? I rarely hear of neglect being done by the fathers but mothers are in the news everyday.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Anonymous 1]

Worse are the stickers on the back window that say “Zoë on board” or “Joey on board”, usually with a stick figure of a boy or girl.

Narcissistic to the extreme..

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Anonymous wrote:

Worse are the stickers on the back window that say “Zoë on board” or “Joey on board”, usually with a stick figure of a boy or girl.

Or the “My kids have paws” sticker advertising she’s a washed up trollop.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I personally view “Baby on Board” bumper stickers as a declaration of entitlement and privilege.

You never see bumper stickers, “Man on Board”.

So women are entitled to special treatment, special privileges and special honor just because a baby is in the car?

Maybe we just give them all free cars and special car lanes, because heaven knows they deserve them.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I personally view “Baby on Board” bumper stickers as a declaration of entitlement and privilege.

You never see bumper stickers, “Man on Board”.

So women are entitled to special treatment, special privileges and special honor just because a baby is in the car?

Maybe we just give them all free cars and special car lanes, because heaven knows they deserve them.

What about the special baby parking spaces next to the disabled ones in front of malls and grocery stores where if you have a baby you get the same parking privilege as a person with a disability. Its all just silly to me.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Anonymous 18]

I saw this ‘mother of the century’ with the sticker on back applying her make up in traffic.

There was no child in the car.

So may be the c~~~s can flip it over like a store sign (open/closed)

baby wuzz here

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

But I thought all womenzzz cared so so much more about children than the fathers? I rarely here of neglect being done by the fathers but mothers are in the news everyday.

Exactly! Fairly certain the womenzzz claim that men would be guilty of it far more often than them, IF we weren’t deadbeat dads shirking our responsibilities by not even being in the kid’s life in the first place.

[ConstantineParticipant 4416]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Am I supposed to drive slower,pull to another lane like an emergency stop,or tiptoe drive while she’s on the road because she gave birth.

Yeah, my dad once saw a Baby On Board sticker and said, “Um, what about adults? Aren’t adults important too? Shouldn’t people be driving safely anyway, for the sake of all our lives?”

Apparently not.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

but why the f~~~ do women have to broadcast to motorist that they have a kid or kids in the car?

Because of attention and they think that people will magically drive safer if they see you have a kid.

Even thou in reality most people should not give a f~~~ about your kid especially in a country where there are millions of them.

Personally for me it ruins insurance fraud a great deal since i do not want to deal with a manslaughter charge because a trollop had a kid in the car when i go to pull insurance scams.

(PS if you think i am being literal or this offends you then facebook always welcomes you because s~~~ like this will get you suspended on there).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

anonymousyam wrote:

Personally for me it ruins insurance fraud a great deal since i do not want to deal with a manslaughter charge because a trollop had a kid in the car when i go to pull insurance scams.

I guess no “cut off and brake” scams for you.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

I think it was the late George Carlin that came up with a response bumper sticker: Asshole At The Wheel!

He also said, “F~~~ Soccer Moms”

I miss George.

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