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So here is yet another phenomenon that I have only ran into with- you f~~~ing guessed it, women.
So you’re cruising around looking for a parking space right? You search for a minute or two, and ya spot one about 50ish feet from your current position. Another car 80-100ish feet is coming the opposite way, but, if they maintain the 15mph max legal velocity they are SUPPOSED to be traveling at, you should safely pull in with about a cars length or two to spare on front of them, and they will have to continue their search for a parking spot.
But what HAPPENS is that the other driver speeds up to a burst of easily 25-30 mph to WHOOSH right the F~~~ in front of you, coming within 1-2 feet of hitting your vehicle. You move on and park somewhere else.
Now, sometimes, when this happens I don’t see the other driver again after they pull in and I look for another spot. But, occasionally, the spot I get is within base interaction distance from the other driver. When this occurs, and I’m walking into the store, or what-ever, they ALWAYS AND WITHOUT FAIL SAY:
“Did I just take your parking space?”.
Not a “sorry for cutting you off and driving like an asshole and putting you in a position to damage your car”, but a patronizing statement as if they don’t know what they did.
This actually happened to me today, which is why I brought it up. Now, in my mind, I’m like, “Unless you’re going to back your car the f~~~ out, let me park in that spot, and pay me for wasting my time, why the f~~~ are you bringing it up when you’re clearly in the wrong? ESPECIALLY if you’re not there to apologize.”
A large majority of the perpetrators I’ve encountered are around the ages of 50-70ish, and generally just seem nasty and entitled. A few were around 30, but the fair majority were definitely older. In fact, most of the people I see acting like they own the road (backing up in a major one way intersection, swerving without using a blinker, having f~~~ing tunnel vision when it comes to either backing up and navigating around parking lots and other close-quarter environments, etc), are women in that age bracket.
It takes another level of rudeness to do what they do- violating the rules of the road, and then letting the person they involved in the situation KNOW they knew exactly what they were doing.
These women are lucky I know I don’t actually give a f~~~. I realize I just don’t care, and will forget about the situation in about 5 or so minutes. It’s just odd how often I encounter this. And I’ve never encountered a this with a dude. If the rare occurrence happens that he does cut me off slightly, never does he ask that dumb-f~~~ of a question, and usually it’s because he didn’t see me, or we were equal distance and I hesitated.
Please share thoughts and stories. Someone has to have had a similar experience.
are you a chia pet in man drag I’ve had similar experiences, but only with people speeding up in lanes when I’m about to change a lane. That s~~~ is just annoying as f~~~. One main reason I only drive smaller vehicles since they’re easy to maneuver.
Unless my mom/another elderly person is in the car with me, if I’m driving to a store, I usually just park in the very back because it’s easier than wasting time trying to find a parking spot in the front.
In Whale-mart parking lots especially, drivers are extremely crazy with trying to get a parking space near the front. I don’t understand the obsession with it.
I’d rather just park in the very back and be done with it.
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People are nuts on the road these days. I had someone try to pull out in front of me, in heavy traffic, on a major road. I was already 1/4-1/2 a car length along side them and they just start wandering over, without signalling or anything. I just kept going, which forced them back in their lane once they realized they were probably within 2 seconds of a collision.
You also get people who make rash moves, like trying to pull out from behind a bus, while you’re quickly converging on them at high speed in the next lane over. That person backed off when they realized I wasn’t going to stop for them.
I always park way the f~~~ out in left field. It takes less time walking in than f~~~ing around in mouth breather parking lot traffic looking for the “perfect space” only to get your door dented by the incompetent asshat parked next to you.
That being said, if I see an open space that’s “reserved for mothers” I’ll take it just on principle. This is especially amusing on one of the bikes.
Anonymous42people speeding up in lanes when I’m about to change a lane. That s~~~ is just annoying as f~~~.
Hey Anthony, here’s what happens to people that think only of themselves in traffic. Trucks maintain safe distances only to have the gap filled in by Mrs Please Crush Me With a f~~~ing Truck!
Trucks maintain safe distances only to have the gap filled in by Mrs Please Crush Me With a f~~~ing Truck!
Damn, that crash was f~~~ed up. People who do that type of s~~~ should learn to just follow the rules of the road. I never got people who drove like that. Plenty of people down here do that kind of stupid s~~~. I don’t even know how they got their driver’s license.
Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.
Tell me about it. Last week, when I was waiting for a spot for gas, a car cut me and took my spot. It was a post-wall c~~~ driving. After a little while, I found a spot and went inside the store. She went inside the store to buy some Gatorade or something to drink first. I just ignored her and paid for my gas before her.
That bitch needed her electrolytes badly.
And Rennie, if I had a dollar every time someone tailgated me and switched lanes to pass me, I would be a goddamn millionaire. Even if I’m +5 to +10 over the speed limit.
I used to have this absolute beater one ton suburban. Dents everywhere. No two doors were the same color. Full width rock bumpers front and back with the remains of at least two deer still stuck in.
It was the ultimate no f~~~s given vehicle. One look at it and even the most dimwitted rash motorist could tell I wouldn’t care about, or even notice, any additional dents I might incur by maintaining my right of way against them.
Funny how nobody ever tried to play lane chicken with it.
When people know you don’t give a f~~~, they often find they, themselves, suddenly have a lot more f~~~s to give.
Back in February when I was going to a doctor’s appointment, a woman is stopped in front of me at a red light, then when it turns green, she doesn’t move. I’m honking my horn like a maniac and she doesn’t get the hint the light is green and stays there. The light turns yellow to red and I got p~~~ed off that she just stayed there the entire green light. When the light changes green again, then she TAKES OFF like lightening and less than a minute later, she was out of sight. She sits through one green light with me honking my horn, but she races through the second one. Women drivers! At least I made the appointment on time, but still it’s aggravating to be sitting at a green light because the f~~~ of a woman just sits there and ignores your honking.
By the way, when it comes to parking lots, I always park at the farthest area, because I don’t want my car dinged by some uncaring asshole.
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“Awwww, did I just take your parking space?”
No parking space story of late, but I could go on for a month about general female attitudes on the road. Im actually amazed they step right into the street as if nobody will ever hit them. They just …. parade across as if nobody told them what “car” is.
And ROAD ETIQUETTE? Forget it.
If we’re talking pet peeves, I HATE it when someone is turning right and they don’t move their entire car over. They turn the nose of the car and leave their fat ass half in the lane stopping everyone behind them. F~~~ing MOVE OVER and get your ass out of the lane.
It’s ALWAYS a woman….. or an elderly person with a hat.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Women and machinery …. not a good mix.
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Let it get ahead of you while you’re emotional and it will kill you.
you f~~~ing guessed it, women.
…speeds up to a burst of easily 25-30 mph to WHOOSH right the F~~~ in front of you,
coming within 1-2 feet of hitting your vehicle.
You move on…
But, occasionally, the spot I get is within base interaction distance from the other driver. When this occurs, and I’m walking into the store, or what-ever, they ALWAYS AND WITHOUT FAIL SAY:
“Did I just take your parking space?”
Not a “sorry for cutting you off and driving like an asshole and
putting you in a position to damage your car”,
but a patronizing statement as if they don’t know what they did.
I’m like, “Unless you’re going to back your car the f~~~ out, let me park in that spot, and pay me for wasting my time, why the f~~~ are you bringing it up when you’re clearly in the wrong? ESPECIALLY if you’re not there to apologize.”A large majority of the perpetrators I’ve encountered are around the ages of 50-70ish………..women in that age bracket.
It takes another level of rudeness to do what they do- violating the rules of the road, and then letting the person they involved in the situation KNOW they knew exactly what they were doing.
These women are lucky I know I don’t actually give a f~~~.
I realize I just don’t care, and will forget about the situation in about 5 or so minutes.
It’s just odd how often I encounter this.
And I’ve never encountered a this with a dude.
If the rare occurrence happens that he does cut me off slightly, never does he ask that dumb-f~~~ of a question, and usually it’s because he didn’t see me, or we were equal distance and I hesitated.Who Behaves obnoxiously and dangerously.
Who Grabs the upper hand conversationally[who asks the questions controls the conversation(laydee whatever gave you the idea that I answer to you?)].
Who doesn’t apologize as that would’ve been an admittance of guilt, an acceptance of responsibility.Tell me about it. Last week, when I was waiting for a spot for gas, a car cut me and took my spot. It was a post-wall c~~~ driving. After a little while, I found a spot and went inside the store. She went inside the store to buy some Gatorade or something to drink first. I just ignored her and paid for my gas before her.
That bitch needed her electrolytes badly.
LAYDEEZ need sugar like the farmer in “Men In Black.” Their blood sugar drops because they racka disciprine to ween themselves off of the carbs. And until they do, every fat they ingest most likely gets stored. That IMO is by design-we can see them coming a mile away.
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I don’t see this is as a female thing, it’s a human thing. There is something about being in an enclosed vehicle that makes people feel like they aren’t actually dealing with other people on the road, and therefore don’t need to be behave.
Take the parking lot example for instance. If everyone was on motorcycles or convertibles, where you couldn’t ignore the fact that you’re dealing with other humans, not inanimate cars, then stealing parking spots would be a rare occurrence. You actually have to deal with real people. So yes, when you run into that person who’s parking spot you took, people act like they didn’t realize what they did to ease their guilt. Yes, they know what they did, but now it’s real since they have to face a real person.
The same goes for internet conversations. People will behave much differently behind a keyboard then they will in person. It’s human nature. Really, this helps explain a lot of the bad behavior we see today. We behave badly because we don’t have to face the people we behaved badly to. I do think it’s part of the reason the divorce rate is high. I think it’s a reason why we have a fat epidemic. We can live our lives in hiding without concern for how our actions effect others and believe all the lies because we rarely have to face reality.
As for driving behavior, people that follow too closely is a HUGE issue with me.
Ok. Then do it.
I was stuck in traffic last week. Four lane road, with a turn lane. We are coming up to a red light, about 10 cars back. There is a car in the turn lane wanting to cross. I’m in the left lane and stopped to let the person go. The first car in the right lane ignores what’s going on and pulls forward so they could sit at the red light and not move. The second car on the right stops and lets the person make their left turn. Extra time taken to get home: zero seconds.
I look over at the person to the right and it is a man. Then, I had to. I pulled forward on the still red light and got close enough to the person who drove by. Do I even need to say that it was a woman? Reading a text on her phone at the red?
I have to say that my least favorite time to drive is during the day on a workday. The commute may have more traffic, but everyone realizes that we are all just trying to get to work or home and just does what needs to be done to keep traffic moving. But the work hours are filled with stay at home moms, who are so stressed because they are late leaving their nail appointment and picking up the kid from soccer practice, so they drive like a f~~~ing maniac. I’ve had more near misses on a day off than I’ve ever had during my commute.
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I always park way the f~~~ out in left field. It takes less time walking in than f~~~ing around in mouth breather parking lot traffic looking for the “perfect space” only to get your door dented by the incompetent asshat parked next to you.
Agreed.
To expand upon this, I have found that women will insist on parking as close to the entrance as humanly possible – circling for long periods of time when other vacant spaces are available further out. My ex was horrible for this – she would sometimes spend 20-30 minutes circling for a close space. It was unreal.
Do you guys find this common with the chicks as well?
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Women are incapable of driving safely but I’ve had a lot of close calls with guys too. I think the aggressiveness comes from people viewing their vehicles as their personal property, which is true, instead of a 2,000lb. weapon. Even an accident at 25mph is enough to kill someone, or total a car. People also believe that passing a car or two will somehow save them 5 minutes on a drive. I’m in the insurance industry, the most dangerous thing each of us do every day is drive.
Back in November I was stopped at a light and there were three lanes. The middle and right lanes were straight lanes through the intersection, the far left lane was a left turn only lane. I’m in the middle straight lane, there is a young girl, probably 18 or so in the left turn only lane. Light turns green, she sideswipes me, cuts me off into my lane then floors it straight through the intersection. Knowing that if I don’t get this girls info to the insurance company or police, I’m stuck with a $500 collision deductible on a car worth less than $2,000. So I drop back into 2nd and chase the bitch, call 911 and get her license plate to the police. Fortunately they found her a few minutes later, but I doubt the cops charged her with a hit and run since she was a cute little 18 year old. That bothered me for a moment but then I realized how our society is, and the cop was probably a dude and let her off easy. Also while I was chasing the t~~~, the 911 operator told me to stop chasing her. Hahaha, uh I’ll stop once I get her license plate I said.
My ex did this all the time and it drove me nuts. She had just bought a new 2015 Rav 4, drove us to the grocery store then went up 3-4 different aisles and found a spot close to the store. Sure enough when we came out 15 minutes later there was a nice scratch across her right rear bumper. No note, nobody waiting. The best part is that before she found the parking spot, I suggested parking in the back, and pulling through so she didn’t have to put the car in reverse when leaving parking lot. Driving is all about minimizing the risk. I must say I had a nice chuckle to myself seeing the look on her face after she saw the damage to her car. Never admitted to me that I was right and she was wrong though lol.
I drive my car as safely as possible, because, to be honest, I value the car as much as if I had 10 people taped to the outside of it that I had to keep alive.
are you a chia pet in man drag people speeding up in lanes when I’m about to change a lane. That s~~~ is just annoying as f~~~.
Hey Anthony, here’s what happens to people that think only of themselves in traffic. Trucks maintain safe distances only to have the gap filled in by Mrs Please Crush Me With a f~~~ing Truck!
<iframe width=”500″ height=”281″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/RyLdR5p1StI?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””></iframe>Minivan? Looks more like a compact to me.
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Jackinov’s main point is basically, women will then try to have it both ways by asking questions at the end. It’s like when a woman f~~~s up on duty. Other women will absolutely grill the men with questions – I deflect it with
“you had better ask her”"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."
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