Avoid clubs!!

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Anonymous wrote:

For me it starts before I even get in. I see that long queue and I know that if a place is that popular and attracts so many losers of either gender and forces them to queue like sheep just so they can spend their money then I know it’s not for me.

This is so spot on. I always thought I was the only one who felt this way, as noone else mentions it. You feel like a sheep in their stupid f~~~ing line. The “club” tries to make you feel “lucky” to even get in. And when you do what do you get? A 30 minute wait to pay for a $17 drink. Attitude from a douchbag security guard. A bunch of douchebag guys who will do ANYTHING to get laid. A bunch of girls who are NOT there to have fun, but only to be seen in the “scene”.

 

Once I was in Vegas with a girl and she really wanted to go this club at Wynn. We stood in line for 20 minutes or so. I would see these literal WHORES walk up to the doorman, who had a clip board of names to let in. It was so juvenile and ridiculous. I couldnt take it anymore. Needless to say I left.

Resident cynic.

[pjharris1Participant 7]

I worked for a number of nightclubs throwing out drunk troublemakers. I have seen violence in some terrible forms from both genders. One of the worst incidents I saw was a woman beaten senseless by a gang of women using their stilettos. I was before that job an innocent believer in the gentleness of females. Dealing with incidents taught me something about the so-called ‘fair sex’.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I like EDM and trance music, so back in the day I used to go clubbing very often.
But I did that not to pick up chicks, but to unwind, to trance out, to dance. Clubs are useless for pick-up IMO. Unless you have a VIP table and cute female friends around it – then it’s a whole different story. Especially if you have some coke – you’ll be getting so much action, you’d get tired of shaking thirsty bitches off your dick. I know some guys who practice this regularly – the surest way to get hot party chicks with little effort.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 5]

Clubs are fun once in awhile such as a special occasion or an artist you actually like is going to be there. I would never go every weekend. It gets old fast.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

I have never had a desire to go to clubs. I don’t really care to drink, don’t know how to dance, don’t sleep around, and hate loud places where you are supposed to be social. I have always seen clubs a nothing more then places to try you luck and find someone to f~~~. From what I have seen the whole clubbing community is all about your ability to get laid and that is the most important thing in life. One time my sister had on Jersey Shore and the club had to close early and everyone was pushed out. On the voice over Pauly D was saying in a serious voice “so the club had to close and we all got kicked out. Everyone is outside not knowing what to do, we hadn’t had time to hit on any girls yet. So we just had to grab the nearest girls next to us and get back to the house”.

Recently my friend had his birthday at this bar/arcade which was fun even though I am not a bar person, but afterwards they went clubbing but I didn’t stick around. It was a $15 cover and I’m like Iam not going to waste $15 to get into a noisy club, have to buy an over priced drink if I’m thirsty, not dance because I don’t know how, and get upset I don’t have a grind on lol. At least my friend understood that clubs aren’t for me. Even at Fanime my friend drags me to the raves and I go to be a good friend, but after like 5 minutes I am ready to go from the crowds, noise, lack of good music, and not knowing how to dance. At least we don’t stay too long since the last 2 years my friend hasn’t been feeling the music lol.

[Anonymous 9]

It’s almost impossible to get a girl in the club anyway because of her c~~~ blocking friends.

 

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