Australias "Nicest" Beta Guy

[davParticipant 422]

So this guys deadbeat cousin who he hasn’t seen for 10 years gets knocked up to a guy who is in jail,
he puts her up at his place and they ask the public for money.

then she says on Farcebook: “I’m the luckiest girl in the world”

Yeah, he’s suddenly “Australia’s Nicest Bloke” and women who read the story want to know if his is single because they want a beta provider too.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/tommy-connolly-is-officially-australias-nicest-bloke/story-fnq2o7dd-1227309729211

What the actual f~~~? What the f~~~ is wrong with this country? Why is this front page news?

Beacause it’s more feminist f~~~ing horses~~~. Open you house and wallet.. you’re suddenly the “nicest guy in the country”

[experiencedParticipant]

This   is   great news. Now there’s hope for girls who think correct decision making includes what she has done, “Eff you mom and …  well, eff you mum, I’m on my own.” I’m sure there’s a great reason why Spermy is in prison, that’s why it was cited in the article. Certainly they’ll keep us posted when thug gets out of prison and everything goes great there also. In the meantime happyrunningboy will develop a tight relationship with the bastard, only to be ripped apart.  Maybe the author and the wonderful faceless girl can raise the baby without anyone’s help, including the state’s.  Didn’t know bloke meant fool.   “a fool and his money are soon parted.” Ben Franklin.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 11]

If it weren’t for her being his cousin, he’d be a shoo in for mangina of the day. He’ll still regret doing it though.

[Vector VikingParticipant 413]

Nice guys like this are what make me so confident that being as much of a dick as I am is definitely the high road.

If my cousin had come to me with a tale like that, the headline would have read:

“America’s Most Honest Man: Area Man Drives Cousin, Knocked Up by Jailbird, to Abortion Clinic; Drops Her Off at Bus Station After.”

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