Australian Radio Personality Rides Carousel now holds out on long term partner

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

Chrissie Swan has reached her “sex quota”

If Chrissie Swan had her time again, she’d probably sign a “sex contract” allowing her to stop doing it at 38.

The 41-year-old says she and her partner, known affectionately as “The Chippy”, have sex once a year and she’s nervous to do the deed because she falls pregnant easily.

The situation now feels “too far gone” and “awkward”, Swan told online magazine Show and Tell.

“Every time I have sex I get pregnant,” she said.

“I (have) actually … got to seek counselling ‘cos I’m actually scared of his wand.”

The Logie winner says she’d sign a sex contract, saying “after the age of 38 I’m never doing it again”.

The mother of three called theories that a stressful work environment, being overweight or over 35 made it difficult to fall pregnant “horses***”.

“I wish it was like that,” she said.

“Now it’s just like babies and babies. Thousands of babies.”

Swan said she had many sexual partners in her late 20s after breaking up with a long-term boyfriend, and had exhausted her “sex quota”.

“I used up all my tokens … there’s none left,” she said.

“I was (a guzzler). I was like a pelican, I hid them (men) in my gullet!” Swan said. “Let me explain, I was in a long-term monogamous relationship, from the ages of about 20 to 28, and when I came out of it, let’s just say, politely, I made up for lost time.

“Impolitely, I had a borderline sex addiction. I had my own place, no one was checking up on me and the Internet was new. I had a lot of one night stands… I don’t know how many.”

Swan and her partner have three children Leo, 6, Kit, 3 and Peggy was born in 2013.

During her third pregnancy, Swan admitted to having difficulty giving up smoking altogether and instead cut back to a few a week.

She was photographed smoking alone in her car while pregnant and tried to stop a women’s magazine from publishing the photos.

Swan told how she stopped smoking before each of her first two pregnancies, but said her third pregnancy was a “surprise” which made quitting cigarettes more difficult.

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/celebrity-parents/chrissie-swan-has-reached-her-sex-quota-20150122-12vfqo.html

Looks like she rode the Carousel and then found a beta provider to live out the rest of her days with.

What do you guys think of this horse s~~~?

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhnaaaaaahhhh… No. Nope. Negative. Not good. This is why I turned off the game of dating and marriage and turned on the Xbox instead.

NaBrO

[AFTParticipant 2722]

@ Solid Snake

What a catch she is, thanks for that, any time I may feel a bit lonely I’ll think of “The Chippy”and know that loneliness may be the price of freedom, but it sure beats the alternative.

I find Aussie chicks so over the top up themselves, it may be just a social mask, a brave front but I can’t f~~~ing stand them and their attitude.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

Hasn’t she heard of contraception? Don’t they have that sort of thing down under?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL@ the GIF from Sam Fisher!

YYYYYyyyeeeeaaahhhh no.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

If she wanted to have sex with multiple men she should have broken up with her boyfriend then. I hate it when people say “but I was in a relationship for so long” well if you really wanted to have multiple partners you wouldn’t break up, if not it is your own fault. Also funny how she says she wouldn’t do it after 38 but she loves sex. if she loves sex and has no problems with one night stands she would not sign a contract she made up and stop doing it. This is just another example of a woman who whored around once once her looks, eggs, and weight started to go she found a beta to take care of her and put up with her s~~~.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

If she is only giving it up to Chippy once a year then i hope Chippy is getting it somewhere else.

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

What baffles me is the amount of beta males out there who are desperate enough to game and bone this hambeast.

This strong level of thirst is just as bad, if not worse than what we observe on dating websites.

Do men not have any minimal standards these days? At least get with a 4 out of 10 (I know rating is subjective, but in my opinion, Megan Fox or Charlize Theron back in the days, for example, is a 6.5 – 7 in my books, and that’s me being generous. I also have my make up deduction which cancels about 2 points down.)

Seriously, if we want to see change, blue pillers really need to get their s~~~ together. Stop enabling this bulls~~~ behavior, and for God’s sake, BURN THAT PEDESTAL ONCE AND FOR ALL. Not even Viagra could help me get it up over this woman.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

Sam Fisher wrote:

This strong level of thirst is just as bad, if not worse than what we observe on dating websites.

Blond-haired Caucasian: Deepak Dhankar’s online dating lies lead to sex-fraud charges

A man deceived a woman about his appearance on a dating website and then engaged in sexual activity with her, but only on the condition she kept her eyes closed, a court has heard.

Deepak Dhankar, a man of Indian descent and an average build, deceived the woman into believing he was a muscular, blond-haired Caucasian man named “Jamie”, during exchanges on dating website Oasis, the County Court heard on Tuesday.

The pair later arranged for Dhankar to visit the woman at her home, where the man let himself inside, found the woman naked in bed and “touched her sexually”, prosecutor Russ Hammill told the court.

Mr Hammill said the woman kept her eyes closed while with the man, and that it was only when they were in the shower – when the woman heard one of her children stir in bed – that she caught a glimpse that the man’s skin was dark.

Dhankar, 29, pleaded guilty to one charge of procuring sexual penetration by fraud for his offending of October 2012. The court was told the woman consented to the sexual activity, but only because she thought she was with “Jamie” at the time.

Mr Hammill said once the woman realised who she was actually with, she became fearful for her safety and that of her children, and decided to “play along” when she returned to Dhankar in the shower, until he left her home.

Afterwards, the court heard, she confronted him over the deception, at which Dhankar pleaded with her not to report him to the police.

He called her repeatedly that night, the court heard, and the next day sent her a photograph of two girls and claimed they would be without a father if he was sent to jail.

In a victim impact statement read to the court, the woman said she had been humiliated, angered, and saddened by the ordeal, which had also left her suffering anxiety and panic attacks.

She said she felt guilt over her trusting nature, and now considered herself a “lesser person and a horrible mother” who was “trying to get some worth back in my life”.

The court heard Dhankar had never shown any intention to harm the woman.

Defence counsel Jane Dixon, QC, described her client’s offending as “extremely deceitful, dishonest and stupid” that had had a profound impact on his victim.

“What might have started off as experimental sexual behaviour online … developed into a deception which had very significant consequences,” she said.

Ms Dixon said Dhankar had agreed to undergo counselling and retained the support of his wife, and that the couple were determined to make a success of their lives.

Judge Jane Patrick said it was important people be deterred from deceiving others on dating websites, but was prepared to impose a community corrections order.

Dhankar is on bail and will be sentenced later this month.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/victoria/blondhaired-caucasian-deepak-dhankars-online-dating-lies-lead-to-sexfraud-charges-20150210-13au1u.html

Maybe not the best thing to do on behalf of Mr Dhankar BSing about his appearance but withdrawing consent after the deed when she finds out he is black, a bit of a racist stereotype about being afraid for her children.

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

Does that mean I can sue chicks for wearing too much make up or for having face-only/no-body-shot profile pics on Facebook? I mean, it is deception…

[RayBandakuParticipant 888]

Ignorant people will always get what they deserve.  Most people I guess only learn after they make stupid mistakes which includes myself when I married my ex wife.

We live learn and hope to never make the same mistake again.  We all learn as we go because we are not born with a perfect user guide to guide us through life.  Great post.  Thanks for sharing.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Solid Snake wrote:

she and her partner, known affectionately as “The Chippy”, have sex once a year

Reading that reminded me of a long forgotten joke…

A comedian was doing a show about marriage.

He began to ask the audience:

“How many have sex once a day?”…a few hands went up.

“How many have sex once a week?”…more hands went up.

“How many have sex once a month?”…even more hands went up.

“How many have sex once a year?”…a man in the front raised his hand yelling “Yes!  Yes!”

The comedian said “Only once a year?  Why are you so happy about it?”

The man yelled back “Because tonight’s the night!”

[AFTParticipant 2722]

This is just too good, the amount of times I’ve banged a hot bird at night to wake up with a hangover and an average one the next morning, that’s it I’m suing for fraud and pressing charges of rape.  F~~~ I’m glad I see this s~~~ now, so I’m able to protect myself.  The s~~~ is just becoming worse, more over the top as we go, soon we’ll all be in jail for just thinking about f~~~ing some bird, and if we didn’t think about it then we’re in trouble for depriving her of attention, it’s just so f~~~ed up.

 

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[KeymasterKeymaster]

AFT wrote:

This is just too good, the amount of times I’ve banged a hot bird at night to wake up with a hangover and an average one the next morning, that’s it I’m suing for fraud and pressing charges of rape. F~~~ I’m glad I see this s~~~ now, so I’m able to protect myself. The s~~~ is just becoming worse, more over the top as we go, soon we’ll all be in jail for just thinking about f~~~ing some bird, and if we didn’t think about it then we’re in trouble for depriving her of attention, it’s just so f~~~ed up.

And those f~~~ed up t~~~s are going to be lining up at theaters for “50 Shades of GHEY” tomorrow where the female lead will not be giving any consent before she getting forcefully pounded and dominated ball deep.

Women work their asses off to prove EVERY man is better off getting a fleshlight and writing “RAPE” and “VAWA” on it in great big f~~~-off capital letters. There is no longer any need or desire to associate with them on any level.

They are not even worth f~~~ing anymore.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Keymaster wrote:

And those f~~~ed up t~~~s are going to be lining up at theaters for “50 Shades of GHEY” tomorrow where the female lead will not be giving any consent before she getting forcefully pounded and dominated ball deep.

Mr Grey is a rich ceo, that is all the consent she needs lol. I bet if there was some twist at the end where he wasn’t actualy the ceo nor rich and instead was in a lower position the book would not be popular with women at all.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

Hey Keymaster I agree, so when my biological imperative takes hold, I’ll just stuff one in some sluts cake hole, and give her a free facial. No marriage – check, no relationship – check, she can see if the facial was worth the suction. After all my shaft ain’t gonna suck itself.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

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