Attempted Monkey Branch or looking for Chad?

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

Worked till around 7:30 pm. Been needing a haircut for a couple of weeks so stopped at one of those chain shops. Gave them my name and they asked for a phone number so I made one up. A busty, ample, cute blond came to lead me to her chair. I really liked her looks. Set the stage; I’m almost 65, salt and pepper hair, grey beard. I’m sorta a scrawny 5’8″, 155 lbs, not handsome but not ugly.

She was the chatty type and I’ll admit since (I live alone, gave up friends, aren’t social at work, don’t bar hop, have no clue who my neighbors are) I sometimes get a little lonely.

She began to cut my hair and asked what I had been doing. I replied I just got off work and stopped in. Of course she asked what I did. Naive old man that I am I told her the truth, but down played it by saying I do tax returns. Of course she asked where I worked. I said So and So, CPA,s. Oh she said, you’re a CPA. To a man who has been out of the dating scene it dawned on me, this is an interview, and I slowly said yeah.

I thought maybe this could go somewhere but I watched her finger as she moved in closer, but s~~~, she had diamond and wedding rings on. So I thought oh well, no pump and dumb here.

We chatted some more about mostly nothing and she began leaning over me rubbing her ample breasts on my shoulder. I had my elbows on the arm rests and then she rubbed her lower stomach at about the pantie line on them. I thought, what the hell, and moved my hands out of my lap onto the end of the armrest. She shifted forward and pressed in her pubic bone against my hand. So, I thought what the f~~~,and pressed back with my hand and some up and down rubbing. In a minute or so she finished the cut. As I got up, she moved in closer, and looking a little flushed she asked with a seductive smile,anything else.

I faced her with a dejected look and slowly shaking my head, I replied, no thanks. Although I usually use my debit card, I had a twenty so I paid cash. I’ll not f~~~ another man’s wife.

So, what the f~~~ just happened? I’ve never had a come on like that in my life.

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22527]

Coulda been one of a million things.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Never visit that store again.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Confidence brother. Its what MGTOW does to you.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[bstoffParticipant 4865]

Just working for tips.
You can go to any Hooters for that kind of treatment.

[Anonymous 1]

Sorry man…it’s just tax season.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Anonymous wrote:

Sorry man…it’s just tax season.

That’s just MEAN man! 🙂

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Since it could have been anything from an invitation for sex to just something that she does all day every day with Men to earn a few extra bucks, or maybe she’s just one hell of a tease that gets off on teasing men.

Believe what ya want…..Her Reason(s) don’t matter….

The only thing that I’m sure about is that she’s TROUBLE.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Probably monkey branch, but who in the hell knows with women? Rational thinking ain’t their strong suit. If you choose to respect the institution of marriage, that’s fine, but she clearly doesn’t. Pump and dump would be an option for some, but to each man his own way.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’m glad you walked away. I would have walked away, too.

I’ve had a female grind on me when I was getting a haircut. It isn’t a problem now. To save money, I cut my own hair. (I use a corded electric clipper… takes me about 10-15 minutes) For the neck fuzz, I use a chargeable beard clipper with a shorter attachment. (a cord would get in the way of trying to do the neck)

That $22 a month I save is added into the pile that goes to paying off the truck earlier. Should have truck paid off after 3 1/2 years instead of 5. Have one year to go. After that, I take all the regular and extra truck payments, and toss them into the smallest student loan… etc etc

The spare money pile snowb~~~~ quickly…

I’m going my own way, financially.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

You ever see the video about the hot/crazy matrix? If not you should look it up, it’s pretty funny. One of the women you avoid at all costs because of the crazy factor is a hair dresser. Right up there with stripper.

Order the good wine

[narwhalParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

You ever see the video about the hot/crazy matrix? If not you should look it up, it’s pretty funny. One of the women you avoid at all costs because of the crazy factor is a hair dresser. Right up there with stripper.

One thought that occurred to me is that she could be a former stripper, and therefore that level of touching isn’t out of the ordinary for her. Could be for tips, could be she’s hoping you could be a chad, an orbiter, could be she just likes being a tease.

As far as the ring goes, who knows if that’s even real. I wouldn’t put it past a hairdresser to wear a fake ring just to keep guys from hitting on her. Maybe she is and husband doesn’t care (if he married a stripper, he wouldn’t). Maybe she’s just p~~~ed off at hubby and this is her form of revenge.

Regardless of any of these details, I’d assume that it’s not about you. That’s not a statement about your SMV or anything, just that women usually flirt like that because of tips/money or she just felt like being a wild slut today. It’s trouble regardless of the reason.

Ok. Then do it.

[HermitParticipant]

bstoff wrote:

Just working for tips.You can go to any Hooters for that kind of treatment.

Sounds like the most logical explanation to me. I had a waitress whore herself in a similar fashion. It can be flattering if you don’t know what women really are. If you do know what they are, then it just kinda’ pis ses you off.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

If you want my honest opinion I think some women just get off on the thrill of teasing and working a man up – hence the rubbing her pubic bone. The exact same things happened to me with a hot nurse who was assisting in a minor surgery a few years ago. I was on the table getting a colonoscopy and she kept rubbing her crotch in an obvious manner against my hand. She certainly wasn’t trying to pick me up.

Its no different than creepy old men rubbing up against women in the subway.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Hermit wrote:

bstoff wrote:

Just working for tips.You can go to any Hooters for that kind of treatment.

Sounds like the most logical explanation to me. I had a waitress whore herself in a similar fashion. It can be flattering if you don’t know what women really are. If you do know what they are, then it just kinda’ pis ses you off.

Once you’ve not just taken the Red Pill, but fully absorbed it, one’s perspective changes greatly. When I used to hear some 20-something female giggle nearby, my ears would perk up. Now, I actually cringe when I hear that.

I don’t feel complimented anymore when women show interest in me; just annoyed. When a mosquito lands on my arm to suck my blood I also don’t feel complimented; I feel annoyed and swat it.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Zarathustra wrote:

Its no different than creepy old men rubbing up against women in the subway.

Leave Joe Biden out of this.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Zarathustra wrote:

If you want my honest opinion I think some women just get off on the thrill of teasing and working a man up – hence the rubbing her pubic bone. The exact same things happened to me with a hot nurse who was assisting in a minor surgery a few years ago. I was on the table getting a colonoscopy and she kept rubbing her crotch in an obvious manner against my hand. She certainly wasn’t trying to pick me up.
Its no different than creepy old men rubbing up against women in the subway.

Yup She was just taking you out for a ride. I guess she wanted to know what kind of “mileage” she would get if she put on the tease.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[HermitParticipant]

Zarathustra wrote:

If you want my honest opinion I think some women just get off on the thrill of teasing and working a man up.

I think many of them are this way. They know they’re hot and they like to use that to play games with men. Even if it’s a man they wouldn’t normally go for, they get off on rubbing their t its on them because they know that s hit gets to a man.

After figuring out what women are many years ago, the more attractive a woman is, the more I dislike them. I have as little to do with women as possible, but when forced to interact with them, I’ll treat less attractive women with more respect than the “hot” ones. I try to not even look at the hot ones because you know they love the attention.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

hdvrod wrote:

Zarathustra wrote:

Its no different than creepy old men rubbing up against women in the subway.

Leave Joe Biden out of this.

LOL Awesome.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

Just know you made the smart choice, and never mess with a married woman it is just not worth it.

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