Article: 10 Reasons A Fleshlight Is Better Than A Real Girl

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

It’s a lot of fun

Here are the top 10 reasons a Fleshlight is better than the real thing.

1. It won’t keep bugging you to get married.

2. Doesn’t worry about you cheating.

3. Doesn’t need you to wear condoms.

4. This realistic artificial vagina will never cheat on you.

5. You can have sex when ever you want!

6. This sex toy won’t ever get pregnant.

7. You won’t have to take care of this pocket pussy when it gets drunk and sick.

8. You never have to kiss the Fleshlight.

9. It doesn’t need to cuddle after sex.

10. You can save money on not having to take your girl out or go on dates. Plus, you know you are going to have sex.

Worth noticing that numbers 3, 5 and 10 are VERY VALID reasons for EVERY man in the whole planet, regardless his attitudes and beliefs.

https://www.hebop.com/10-reasons-fleshlight-better-than-girl/

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I’ll see you fleshlight and raise you, one of these:

163cm (5ft5′) Sex Doll Kim

I think she’ll be a good investment… Just for kicks.. Lol XD

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Another thing to suggest besides conventional fleshlights are Japanese onaholes. I would go as far to say they feel much better.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

SH3LLZ wrote:

I’ll see you fleshlight and raise you, one of these:

163cm (5ft5′) Sex Doll Kim

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I think she’ll be a good investment… Just for kicks.. Lol XD

I’m gonna to sleep in a hotel for the next three nights due my job.
I have within the bag an anal fleshlight and a front hole fleshlight, and the lube of course. Nobody knows what I have within my bag. Impact on my job: zero.
I can’t carry a sex doll in the company’s car and then in the hotel room pretending it’s a female coworker.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Eric Lauder wrote:

I’m gonna to sleep in a hotel for the next three nights due my job.
I have within the bag an anal fleshlight and a front hole fleshlight, and the lube of course. Nobody knows what I have within my bag. Impact on my job: zero.
I can’t carry a sex doll in the company’s car and then in the hotel room pretending it’s a female coworker.

Touche’ Good point! Having to wheelchair a doll around is not what you wanna do… LoL!! Unless you have access to the freight elevator..

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[WallyParticipant]

But definitely see the upside to a flesh light and a doll which are looking more amazing every year.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[BoarParticipant]

A one-time investment that I don’t have to keep ‘hhaaappppyyyyyy’ or worry about its collision with the Wall and subsequent lunacy.

Oh, and it can’t f~~~in’ tweet!

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22505]

Eric Lauder wrote:

It’s a lot of fun
Here are the top 10 reasons a Fleshlight is better than the real thing.
1. It won’t keep bugging you to get married.
2. Doesn’t worry about you cheating.
3. Doesn’t need you to wear condoms.
4. This realistic artificial vagina will never cheat on you.
5. You can have sex when ever you want!
6. This sex toy won’t ever get pregnant.
7. You won’t have to take care of this pocket pussy when it gets drunk and sick.
8. You never have to kiss the Fleshlight.
9. It doesn’t need to cuddle after sex.
10. You can save money on not having to take your girl out or go on dates. Plus, you know you are going to have sex.
Worth noticing that numbers 3, 5 and 10 are VERY VALID reasons for EVERY man in the whole planet, regardless his attitudes and beliefs.
https://www.hebop.com/10-reasons-fleshlight-better-than-girl/

Jeebus, they dont mention no life threatening uncureable STDs?

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Eric Lauder wrote:

Here are the top 10 reasons a Fleshlight is better than the real thing.

Dog bites man.

So what, exactly, isn’t better than a relationship with a modern woman? I know I’d prefer a root canal without anesthesia. Maybe hitchhiking across ISIS held territory in the middle of beheading season?

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

I think you can distill that to 3 :

1. You know where it’s been ( meaning no kids by other dudes, no diseases, no addictions )
2. It doesn’t spend your money
3. It won’t conditionally say “no”

A fleshlight isn’t pleasant and welcoming, it won’t do your dishes or laundry, and it can’t clean your house–but women don’t do any of those things either.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I own a fleshlight AND a Nina Chan “fake pussy”. They work better than the “real thing”.

When I pay off the truck in 2 years, I may start saving up for a quality sex doll.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

When I pay off the truck in 2 years, I may start saving up for a quality sex doll.

When I have $2500 just laying around, I’m going shopping.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[TwistParticipant]

And for the animal lovers out there:

[GrumpyParticipant]

SH3LLZ wrote:

I’ll see you fleshlight and raise you, one of these:

That particular model is a tad too fat for my liking honestly.
I like curves and t~~~ too, however there is something inherently ugly to my eyes with that “kardashian” ass. Thick ass and thighs are highly indicative of the lard spreading.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[narwhalParticipant]

Why is a fleshlight better than my own hand?

Ok. Then do it.

[SimpleLifeParticipant 439]

narwhal wrote:

Why is a fleshlight better than my own hand?

I don’t know about your hand, but my fleshlight is definitely better than MY hand! Soft, supple texture.

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