Are you man enough to be a girl scout?

[ComputernerdParticipant 465]

I just find it extremely funny that all of the men here would never wear that shirt, no matter how much someone paid them. I know I wouldn’t.

Then, we have adult girl scouts that would do anything for a big mac and fries.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Computernerd wrote:

I just find it extremely funny that all of the men here would never wear that shirt, no matter how much someone paid them. I know I wouldn’t.

Then, we have adult girl scouts that would do anything for a big mac and fries.

Hahahahahaha

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh.

Are they women enough to make a decent f~~~ing sandwich? or a real cookie?
Scout the kitchen princess, I have a nap to take.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

anonymousyam wrote:

I wonder what the f~~~ at this bulls~~~?

It’s actually pretty simple to figure out. Time was whenever little girls wanted to be girl “scouts”, their loving fathers would sign on as scoutleaders to help the girls set up tents and learn to cook over a fire and do all that other outdoors stuff their mothers are completely unqualified for. And are too overly precious to bother doing even if they were qualified.

That was then.

These days, with the majority of little girls being born into single mother households, they don’t have daddies to teach them fishing and haul truckloads of cookies and chase off bears and do all the heavy lifting. At best they have mommy’s latest c~~~ on the carousel, and he’s not interested in actually raising any kids, especially not ones who aren’t even his. Meanwhile her actual daddy is nothing more than the poor chump who has to sign the monthly checks. He doesn’t have the visitation rights to be a scoutleader. But mommy sure as f~~~ isn’t going to step up to the plate and do what’s necessary for her little girl to be a scout. That might interfere with her “me time”.

So the girls scouts find themselves still desperately in need of men to do the things women either can’t or won’t do. But their supply of fathers to fill that role has vanished. So their solution is to try to shame random men off the street into signing up (and take a huge risk of being falsely accused).

Good luck with that laydeez.

You’re going to need it.

But that is not our problem.

[WraithParticipant 242]

What’s wrong with men handling the boy scouts and women handling the girl scouts?

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

sidecar wrote:

So the girls scouts find themselves still desperately in need of men to do the things women either can’t or won’t do. But their supply of fathers to fill that role has vanished. So their solution is to try to shame random men off the street into signing up (and take a huge risk of being falsely accused).

If people want to go rape children they would become a Priest or a Cardinal instead since there is more legal protection behind the Catholic church then the girl scouts. I get there goal now but there is no way in hell id join the girl scouts for the reason you mentioned.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Wraith wrote:

What’s wrong with men handling the boy scouts and women handling the girl scouts?

What’s wrong with it? Women handling the girl scouts. That’s what’s wrong with it right there.

They don’t.

Not any of the difficult bits, anyways.

But that is not our problem.

anonymousyam wrote:

I get there goal now but there is no way in hell id join the girl scouts for the reason you mentioned.

Which is why their “solution” of trying to shame men into signing up is going to fail utterly. Not just because shaming is a desperate act of failure these days, but also because it doesn’t address the actual problem.

Men walking away from supporting girl scouts is not the problem. It’s a symptom. Men aren’t the problem. The actual problem is women abandoning fathers. That’s what needs to be fixed here, and that’s exactly what isn’t going to be, because feminism. So the girl scouts are screwed.

But that is not our problem.

[DiamondSpectator 258]

LOL@ this topic. They really have fun with us don’t they? Soon if you don’t wear lingerie you won’t be considered a real man! (I called it first 😛 )

"One hundred women are not worth a single testicle."

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

sidecar wrote:

But that is not our problem.

I never made it our problem rather i brought up the s~~~ty ads at the baseball game for it. I could give 2 s~~~s about the girl scouts and whenever i walk by them i reject their cookies since they are prepackaged s~~~ with the goal to manipulate men into buying them because they are girls who will sit outside of the supermarket all day trying to reach their goal.

Diamond wrote:

LOL@ this topic. They really have fun with us don’t they? Soon if you don’t wear lingerie you won’t be considered a real man! (I called it first

When i heard this at the stadium i went to for baseball i called bulls~~~ right away on this. When it comes to lingerie it is not likely since most men do not get shown in it. Unless your name is Brain Warner (stage name Marilyn Manson).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

anonymousyam wrote:

I never made it our problem

I never thought you did. I was just pointing out that this is not a problem for men. Nor is it men’s fault.

…But women still expect men to solve it for them.

F~~~ that.

As Men Going our Own Ways we are done with solving women’s problems.

[AwakenedParticipant 35221]

sidecar wrote:

As Men Going our Own Ways we are done with solving women’s problems.

This is the point to so MANY things in life. In my personal life as well as my professional, I’m done. I don’t get involved. Instead, I sit back and watch the ensuing folly. I’m looking forward to some entertainment this afternoon !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

“Man enough to be a girl scout.”

What’s the matter, are women not strong and independent enough for the job? >:-)

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