I say that it’s almost as expensive for women but not in the same way.
Men pay the bills, men pay for food, men pay for the vacations, men pay for the cars and gasoline and maintenance, men pay for, well everything.
But, a woman pays for her hair to be colored cut blown out, her nails to be done and toe nails, her fake tan, her spa days, her massage, her new outfit for every party and dinner out, and for going to the store to buy more outfits and then two pairs of shoes for each new outfit and six new bikinis for the two day weekend with the girls in Vegas, by the way you are paying for that Vegas trip for your anniversary present to her which she’ll be in Vegas celebrating your anniversary with her girlfriends and a bunch of Chads they are meeting there.
She has to pay for her therapist her prescriptionsfor her herpes and her Hepatitis C, her HPV, bit she gets her birthcontrol for free from the abortion clinic that she used before you married her and they give her the regular customer free samples even though she’s only f~~~ing you, she needs to pay for her spinning
,taibo, zoomba, yoga, hot yoga, all the different workout clothes for each different class because she can’t be seen wearing yoga pants at her spinning
Class or her cycle shorts at yoga or her …
See what I mean? How is supposed to afford to buy groceries or pay water and power or the car insurance and payment on her new car because she won’t drive her 4 year old car because it’s old duh!
Oh and for your birthdayshe decided she’d try to cook something and for Valentine’s Day she says she will let you f~~~ her as your present because she is overdrawn in her checking account. But don’t ask how much she has saved in her savings account because that’s her money that she earned by working her but off at the sunglasses store four hours a day three times a week unless she’s on her period then its only one day four hours.
So, it’s a fair question to ask, who pays more to be in a relationship?
Oh I forgot we spend $50 once a month if we’re lucky having a few beers and some wings playing pool at the neighborhood dive bar and the phone won’t stop with text after text from her, which because of that one three hour non relaxing
beer and pool fest, she feels that she needs another night out with just the girls but not her regular friends this is a new girl from work named Angie, you know, Angie? The really cute girl I told you about and you waved to when she dropped me off that one time but he, I mean she couldn’t
say hello because he I mean she had to get to her boyfriend’s house which is really really nice and has a bar and a pool table and a stripperpole in the living room its almost like Angie is one of the guys. She listens to me and I tell him ah her all about you and us.
So it costs her so much more unless she can get her boss to pay for some of the things she does for spending
Those bimonthly weekends at the sunglasses conventions with him that she hates to do.
I think I made my point. Hahahahahahaha
" if women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning" Aristotle Onassis "Women are like Elephants, everyone wants to look at them but, nobody wants to have one" W.C. Fields
Atton 2 years, 3 months ago.
