Are Cat Ladies Crazy?

[RoyDalParticipant]

As it so happens, yes cat ladies are nutz.

Toxoplasma gondii and Schizophrenia
http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/9/11/03-0143_article

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 1]

That’s the parasite in cat s~~~ that makes you love cats more. I guess woman also have this and can pass this parasite onto unsuspecting males.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Reason number 3007 why you shouldn’t go near them …. or cats …. or them 😀

[UptownjesusParticipant 95]

Yes. Women who’ve exhausted their youth without successfully exploiting marriage or divorce to secure their future realize that that ship has now sailed and they get lonely. They begin to acquire cats, because without their previous luster, they find that cats are the only living things that can tolerate their company. (Nobody wants to hang around a dumpy old spinster.) Toxoplasmosis or no, with cats as their only company, there’s nobody around to talk them out of their inevitable descent into madness. The cats (who are about as loyal as women) bide their time wisely and milk out of their victims what they can until she eventually meets her demise. Then they eat her face off like crazy Floridians high on bathsalts.

THE END

– I always love that story.

#pancaketittyshaming

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Uptownjesus wrote:

Yes. Women who’ve exhausted their youth without successfully exploiting marriage or divorce to secure their future realize that that ship has now sailed and they get lonely. They begin to acquire cats, because without their previous luster, they find that cats are the only living things that can tolerate their company. (Nobody wants to hang around a dumpy old spinster.) Toxoplasmosis or no, with cats as their only company, there’s nobody around to talk them out of their inevitable descent into madness. The cats (who are about as loyal as women) bide their time wisely and milk out of their victims what they can until she eventually meets her demise. Then they eat her face off like crazy Floridians high on bathsalts. THE END – I always love that story.

There’s an episode of the Twilight Zone in there somewhere. Lmao

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