Apparently, Men DO Benefit From Getting Married To Women

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

I hope the image will actually show up this time.

I saw this on one of my female friends’ Facebook pages. If you can see the image, notice how all of these so-called “benefits” can happen WITHOUT marriage. Also, notice how “delivers” is spelled incorrectly.

[flamesabersParticipant 55]

The image is extremely gynocentric I think.  The funny thing is a lot of these actually can be very beneficial to women.  For instance, moving into a new home can be a very positive experience, especially if the new home is much better than the old home.  As for getting pregnant, I think most women want to have children, so it’s not like women are reluctantly agreeing to raise a family.  Having a husband that will financially support her children is a huge benefit rather than a burden for her.

Something else this image grossly overlooks is if marriage is such a bad deal for women, why do so many females dream and plan extensively about their wedding?  Also, if pregnancy and labor pain are such horrid experiences, why do many women have multiple children?  Why would women want to have children when they know what is in store for them?

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

If all that stuff a wife does is for me, why do I not get to keep it when she files for divorce? Kids go to mom…unearned house goes to mom… unearned financial assets I’ve secured go to mom… I don’t think a woman who marries me does it for me. I think she does it because it it’s guaranteed to benefit her regardless of wether the marriage is successful. She does it because it’s a no-lose situation for her…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[In Which We ServeParticipant 111]

LOL what a crock of sh*t. One or two pregnancies doesn’t necessarily destroy a woman’s body or make her fat. I know plenty of women who’ve given birth who, with a bit of effort, got back into shape. One of the slimmest, most attractive women I know has had three children and is in her mid forties. Childbirth just seems to be an excuse by women (and men) to justify living like teenage slobs.

[LiveFreeParticipant 172]

LMAO! My heart goes out to these self-sacrificing women. The poor dears must do themselves a favor and stop pestering their boyfriends to marry them.

For every man truly going his own way, some woman, somewhere, has to pay her own way through life.

[SamMGTOWParticipant 95]

Great. If marriage is a favour for men, why would you do it. Considering how from what you’ve just stated men won’t appreciate marriage, and will act like its actually a favour to you. Don’t pressure your man to get married. Don’t pressure him to have children. Don’t accept that ring he payed for with 500 hours of labour. Don’t allow him to sign a marriage contract, since as you’ve just stated, it is a favour to him that you know he won’t appreciate. Its all very simple. If it is such a bad deal for you to get married, DON’T DO IT. That’s what I’m doing.

[TYEParticipant 291]

B.S. Why is that women are alway’s pushing men to get married?! They must be soooo selfless, and love us so much…get the hell out of here >.> ! Women marry men because it benefits them…you never hear a man complaining about how his wife hasn’t proposed to him yet, or how she isn’t nagging him for an expensive ring yet. I have seen countless studies on how marriage benefits men, and sometimes more than women they’ve all been biased, or looked as if they had been pulled straight out of a fairy tale.

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

Your friend left out that over time they morph into the image she posted.

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

So some guy on YouTube is pro-marriage. He indirectly told me that the reason I choose not to get married is because I’m afraid and unwilling to take a risk. So I asked him to give me ONE benefit of getting married. This is what he said:

“Again, I can’t comment on marriages that I have no inkling about.

What I do know is that when I personally take my vows, firstly I will be confessing to both God and men that this woman is the only one I’ll ever need for the rest of my life. That is the greatest benefit for me personally, living my life in accordance with the instructions of the Lord.

My personal second major benefit of marriage: it is the ultimate symbol of unity, devotion and faithfulness, one that covers both my wife and children. That ring on my finger, it’s a physical testament to putting my family first and my own life second- no matter what financial, physical or emotional detriment I may encounter or create during the course of my marriage, I will always be committed to my family. You can’t claim this without marriage.

I’m not trying to discredit the points you’ve made because I know that marriage isn’t easy. It’s possibly the most difficult and outwardly illogical decision a man can make. But for all those people who knew in their hearts that they could not sustain the type of marriage I’ve described, including the “married women” you’ve pointed out, maybe they had no business being married in the first place.”

P.S.- I slightly modified his quote to correct a few grammatical errors and make it easier to understand.

[Anonymous 5]

I always read in multiple studies that “married people are happier than single people”. I call bulls~~~. Maybe women are knowing they can divorce at any time, get half the s~~~ or more and can screw over another guy later on. But men are NOT more happy in marriage. They have responsibilities they did not have before, they lose all freedom/hobbies/friends and the wife never puts out anymore. The men are trapped. The thing is men can cope with being in a jail like setting whereas women can’t….hence divorce.

[Seeker of KnowledgeParticipant 4]

Thanks OP, my bulls~~~ detector has now exploded after being passed over that image.

 

LOL so much BS.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I always read in multiple studies that “married people are happier than single people”. I call bulls~~~.

Bulls~~~ is right. They cherry-pick their data to throw out the unhappy ones and divorcees in advance.

Recently a study like this made world wide headlines, so I tried to chase it down. It is not even published yet, so the data and methodology are hidden from us. What I can find is:

• They studied only marriages that lasted a long time.
• The ‘happy’ married ones were in their old age.
• They left out divorced couples.
• They left out unhappy couples.

In short, they only allowed ‘happy’ couples whose marriages withstood the test of time. They studied them and concluded marriage is good for us.

None of the articles about that report mention:

• 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce long before old age
•  2/3 of un-divorced couples report one or both are unhappy.

The study is obviously flawed. It is propaganda designed to sucker another generation into buying that ring for Ms. Right. That’s my opinion.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@Aroused by her anguish – man – that picture is one serious ugly chick!  Ha ha ha (assuming that the author of that was a woman)….ok maybe that is NOT funny…

@seeker of knowledge – Man – I LOVE that meme!!!  F~~~ing hilarious!!  Thanks!

So – my two cents is – if married men are happier than single dudes – than why do I see all the married guys I know with such long faces and a tire / worn-out look?   Nah – been married.  Single now.   Single is better.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Eric LauderParticipant 84]

*SARCASTIC MODE ACTIVATED*
He’s a genius, and also right!
I want do a favor to women: I’ll never marry again, so they’ll never have to do all these sacrifices! 🙂
I’m or not a women lover? 🙂 I care so much about women well-being! 🙂

[Smacktalk73Participant 296]

Guilt and shame are the two primary tools that society, and women by proxy, use to control men.  This whole damn list is oozing with things intended to make men feel guilt and shame, thereby overlooking/being distracted from the behavior of their women who don’t work, demand tons of property and attention, and get fat and spoiled.

[JimboParticipant 162]

Except that not all modern women do all of those things.

I have a friend who came out last weekend and introduced me to a female friend of his. This woman is divorcing her husband because they were “losing interest in each other”. (So much for til death do us part but hey, who am I to judge?)

She was p~~~ed he is cheating on her and yet she is also cheating on him. (Hypocrite much?)

She doesn’t “cook, clean, or work”. (So what do you? What do you contribute to the relationship?)

She says all she does is “take care of her child”, (So you don’t mind if I don’t support either of you then? Or are guys supposed to work to support you and your child while you do nothing?) even though she finds time to go out with other guys. (So much for total dedication to your child and the guy who supports you?)

Yup stay “classy” Woman 2.0, you’ve come a long way, off the deep end.

[KarstenParticipant 0]

That image was clearly witten by a narcissis. It’s actually all what she wants. I never met a woman that had great skills like building a home. All they come with is a vagina and lots of demands.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

-A LOT OF MEN ACT LIKE THEY ARE DOING A WOMAN A FAVOR BY ASKING FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE:-  There’s no need for us to insinuate that we are doing you a favor.  It’s blatantly obvious we are doing you a favor.  You’ve just officially entered into a contract where you expect to be taken care of.

-SHE CHANGES HER NAME:-  She doesn’t have to, but usually does so of her own free will.  Most women do take their husband’s last name without a thought.  Since they have absolutely no self-respect or concept of it, it really isn’t something of magnitude for her to do so.

-CHANGES HER HOME:-  She is more than likely living in the home of someone else prior to marriage, such as her parent’s, or singly her father’s or mother’s (if it’s the mother, chances are, the mother has secured the home by way of stealing it from her former husband, or at least the money with which to purchase it).  If it’s her own place, it’s more than likely an apartment, strewn from end to end with dirty clothes, unwashed dishes, a cat (complete with unchanged litter box and the cheapest pet food money can buy from Walmart.  This pet food choice will change dramatically once she marries you.  At that point, no food will be too good for the cat whilst spending your money), empty clown paint containers and a few dead fish.  Women usually treat their “home” prior to marriage as a temporary living space complete with IKEA furniture until they find their “REAL” home, which is to be provided by the husband.  Note: they usually clean “their home” up in a fury before you come over to pick her up, hoping to hide the fact that they are a complete slob with no regard for general self-respect or pride.  She isn’t changing her home;  she’s upgrading to yours.

-LEAVES HER FAMILY:-  See above.  Good riddance you f~~~ing nut job.

-MOVES IN WITH YOU:-  Again, see above, and gee, thanks.  Uh, you’re welcome and here’s the ironclad prenup.  Maybe keep your apartment for a while.  You might well need it.

-BUILDS A HOME FOR YOU:-  Translation:  USES YOUR MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING SHE’S EVER WANTED AND THEN STREWS IT ABOUT YOUR HOUSE.  There is absolutely no need to use the word “Build” here.  Apart from filling your house with a feminine theme and roughly twenty-five tons of unneeded refuse, women are not even physically capable of physically demolishing a home, let alone building one.

-GETS PREGNANT FOR YOU:-  Ah yes, the days of yore.  Back when us guys used to sit around in the high school locker room, having a beer, dreaming and talking of children and marriage and nurseries after we steamrolled the other school’s football team.  Got Pregnant for WHO?!?!?!  Good God, someone forgot their dose of Clonazepam this morning.

-BEARS CHILDREN FOR YOU:-  See above.  Except with the added bonus of her being twice as insane, twice as fat, twice as hormonal, twice as vocal, and twice as useless for nine months at a stretch.

-PREGNANCY DESTROYS HER BODY:-  Many of the 14 hour a day shifts I’ve worked over the last 25 years have taken a wee bit of a toll on my body as well.  They continue to do so, causing arthritis, back problems, muscular problems, severe stress and cardiac problems; the list goes on.  Your ass gets big and your t~~~ get droopy.  You’ll live.

-SHE GETS FAT:-  Quit eating foods that consist solely of pink packaging, sugar and carbohydrates you fat pig.  If you insist on continuing to do so, you might actually want to run the whopping 40 feet to the pantry door, so as to get some form of exercise.  Buying a membership to an expensive gym with my money on January 1st, which you use once to check out the dressing room and snap a “selfie” which you’ll post on facebook and never go again doesn’t count.

-ALMOST GIVE UP IN THE LABOUR ROOM DUE TO THE UNEXPLAINABLE PAIN:-  You’ve already given up on every shred of dignity, self-esteem and even in keeping your figure to date, so why stop there?  And the pain is fully explainable, you unimaginably stupid creature.  You wanted to get pregnant, and now you have a six pound living organism that’s spent nine months in your womb.  It wants out through that hole you treasure so much.

-EVEN THE KIDS SHE DEVILERS BEAR YOUR NAME:-  No kidding.  At least something will have my name on it.  You’ve already taken over my income, my house, my sanity and anything else that you could get your fat hands on.  Even my f~~~ing boat has some broad’s name painted on the stern.  Don’t fret though, you’ll get them in the divorce.  Now slow down and stop typing in caps.  Not only are you making mistakes, you are draining your precious energy and will most likely require a top up in calories from your hard work.  See “SHE GETS FAT”.

-TILL THE DAY SHE DIES EVERYTHING SHE DOES BENEFITS YOU:-  See all of the above.  Nice try.

-SO WHO IS REALLY DOING WHO A FAVOUR:-  The divorce lawyer and fermented hops.

-JACK APPRECIATE YOUR WIFE TODAY BECAUSE ITS NOT EASY TO BE A WOMAN:-  Jack, run like hell, or even borrow my boat; just get the f~~~ out of there.  And of course it’s not easy being a woman.  Given the fact that your entire life and everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, it would be astronomically difficult to even remember half the s~~~ that you’ve said, never mind continuing to cover it up and screw someone else.

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