Any Takers on this Craig List Gem? Literally offers you nothing much in return.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

So, sometimes I look at Craigslist out of sheer morbid curiosity. I have said it before, but it is amazing how slutty the women are on there. Never let them tell you it is men who are obsessed by sex, that much I can tell you!

Anyway, this gem was too good not to share. I don’t know if she thinks this is cute/funny/ironic. Or if she is deadly serious. Either way…it doesn’t do much for the strong independent women image they so love.

Adopt Me – w4m (London)
age: 20

I am a house trained bookish hermit who is looking for a single man/woman or same sex/opposite sex couple over 40 to adopt me unofficially. I am a quiet 20 year old female who spends a vast amount of time gazing into the oblivion, taking baths, sleeping, reading/watching/listening, walks, making rubbish art, self loathing and hopelessly trying to get humans/animals to reciprocate my love for them.

I can’t offer you much in return, I would be like an aesthetically disappointing cat whom you can converse with. I am happy to play fetch or frisbee with you in a public park if you are more of a dog person.

Ideally you will be a non-psychotic person/couple with a pretty garden and well stocked fridge, I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a leech, I am sure we can learn to adore each other. I am non-psychotic also.

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/stp/5173506376.html

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

Least she is honest.

Any takers?

[RoyDalParticipant]

I have a Doberman who does all that. … Except the part about the books, I have to keep books away from her, lest she make them into chew toys.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[UntamedParticipant]

Must be a joke/sarcasm. Or some cat somewhere learned how to use a pc, who knows. Not much surprises me nowadays.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[chirParticipant]

Sounds like this sort of animal…

 

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[UntamedParticipant]

Hey, the site’s back up 🙂 You always got vermins clogging the vent shafts to the superconducters’ coolants, takes a good flushing once in a while

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

What, no photo? Well I nominated it for Best Of anyhow… what a sad, pathetic thing.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Woman are animals looking for masters so they one day they can overtake them. She’s not crazy.  She is following her instincts.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I neither put my dick in … or go anywhere near crazy ?

[BeerParticipant 11832]

If she was born 30 years ago her life goal would have been to be a trophy wife for someone…but these days she’s realizing she won’t find a decent guy with a decent job willing to marry lol.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

So she’s not offering sex, she’s offering feline companionship… to ignore you, use you as a food and shelter provider, bring you an occasional dead animal…?
Ummmm…. no?

[MDawgDizMizzleParticipant 73]

Mana Knight wrote:

Ideally you will be a non-psychotic person/couple with a pretty garden and well stocked fridge, I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a leech, I am sure we can learn to adore each other. I am non-psychotic also. http://london.craigslist.co.uk/stp/5173506376.html

 

Reading that upset me. F~~~ing trash.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25015]

“I am non-psychotic…” me thinks she doth protest too much.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anon AnoningtonParticipant 62]

I’d take her up on her offer, but only if she wore cat ears and whiskers and actually pretended to be a pet 24/7. And god, no talking! Only meows and purrs.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

Anyone that has to tell you they aren’t psychotic…general rule of thumb…is

[CisskowParticipant 10]

Hahahaha  Bitches be crazy… ahahahhh

So like the original poster I often plow thru Craig’s to, found this gem.

http://eastidaho.craigslist.org/pol/5147139769.html

I’m thinking of joining just to put my nose into some fresh stink…

[Anonymous 42]

Keep that one out of the barn! Away from the family pets! No scruples whatsoever! She’s a beast hopper! A dogie doer! You could lock that bitch in a cage indefinitely on public health violations alone! A f~~~ing germ bag!

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

She is likely to get some responses from some pervy older men, who happen to want to meet her and see if she can be turned into a sex slave, and she is attractive enough for that (in a need some working on).  That is likely the main angle she will get responses from.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[TheOneWhoBeholdsWisdomParticipant 58]

” I am non-psychotic.”

 

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

Lol.
These women are delusional. Purely delusional.
@Cisskows find is just classic feminazi.
Again, it is almost a parody of itself now.

Why do they think their “protests” (aka shouting loudly and causing people to ignore them and avoid eye contact) will eradicate all the worlds problems? How will this bring down every wrong of the world?

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