Another Pathetic attempt to shame me

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

So I have a friend who lives close to me and I am convinced he only hangs out with me because I say what other people are thinking (and they laugh). I know his girlfriend is cautious of me because I do not have a slave master. Anyway I biked back from work yesterday (training for a triathlon, goal is ironman in 5 years) and I was a bit tired because it was almost 12 miles. Normally I do not let shaming tactics annoy me but this particular encounter did.

Her boyfriend : Hi (insert my name here)
his girlfriend: Hey (ditto)
me : What’s up guys?
Her boyfriend : how far did you go?
me : a little over 11, possibly 12. I stayed on the back roads. (He knows what I am trying to do)
his girlfriend: what do you do for fun?
me : Stuff like this. To me this is fun.
his girlfriend: No like real fun.
me : This is really fun. For me at least.
Her boyfriend : *laughs*
his girlfriend: *gives him a scowl*
Her boyfriend : *quiets his laugh*

Here comes the next part…

his girlfriend: are you still single?
me : Yep (While smiling. This is important, let them know you are happy)
his girlfriend: well I have a friend who is also single…

I know what’s coming next. I know it’s another designated ugly fat friend (DUFF). Years of experience can’t be wrong. Yes I should’ve shut it down but I couldn’t resist.

me : oh cool, is she into health and fitness as well? I’m assuming she’s a runner a cyclist or does something along those lines.
his girlfriend: well she’s thick

Boom here it is folks. This is called dressing up a turd. She’s trying to put parsley on doodoo and trying to call it something else besides doodoo.

me : Umm that didn’t really answer my question but does she do something physically exerting 5-6 times a week? How tall is she? How much does she weigh?
his girlfriend: Seriously? OMG that is so shallow
me : Yes seriously, and no it’s not. Why would I have interest in someone who doesn’t have the same interest as me? Would you date someone 5’2″ (Her boyfriend is 6’5″)?
his girlfriend: *quiet*
Her boyfriend : *laughs and doesn’t stop*
his girlfriend: You might be missing out on a great lady.
me : And you still never answered my question. But if she doesn’t take her health & fitness as serious as I do, we won’t be a match. In other words, if she doesn’t workout, we won’t workout.

I say that last part for a reason. This eliminates 99% of the women out there. She tried to call me shallow and I used it against her with the same logic. I’m not sure why this annoys me, but these fat, sloppy, lazy heffas think they deserve a man who stays in shape. No settle for a fat guy.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Masculine_Man wrote:

his girlfriend: well I have a friend who is also single…

: Is she an early 30’s sterile, Asian swimwear model?? No?? Then, NO.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 16]

hahahaha
happened to me like 3 weeks ago.
same line… i have a friend…
Her boyfriend came in my aid… you mean “X” she is fat.
Dont say that she is a great person.

Me: Sorry but im not interested in anyone.

Ohhh her face…
HAHAHA

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Masculine_Man, GREAT SKULL F~~~! AWESOME!

But<<<< >Beware<, if your friend’s girlfriend is slim and sexy she’ll tell her heffer friend you said she was FAT, UNHEALTHY, UGLY, AND DISEASED, just to establish proper female pecking order, in which case the heffer could go thermal nuclear Sybil!

You may need to run a triathlon to get out of potential DANGER! Never speak to the enemy!

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Back when I tried online dating I would have that “shallow” convo repeatably. It’s funny as I can see them rumiging through their social Disney programming trying to understand and coming back 404 not found.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[TuneoutParticipant]

LOL of course not,cause if she was in shape and

attractive,her friend wouldn’t NEED to set her up!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

In other words, if she doesn’t workout, we won’t workout.

I saw this line ^^ on MGTOW a few months ago and I’ve used it the few times my sister in law tried to set me up with her fat friends. That line really does eliminate 99% of the single women around my age. My sister in law has the typical “bee hive” mentality and anything negative said about any woman gets her worked up. It’s hilarious really. She got mad at me the last time she tried to set me up because the first question I asked was, “is she fat?” My brother was next to us and died laughing. Sister in law left the room in a huff while my bro and I enjoyed a good laugh.

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Samsquanch wrote:

In other words, if she doesn’t workout, we won’t workout.

I saw this line ^^ on MGTOW a few months ago and I’ve used it the few times my sister in law tried to set me up with her fat friends. That line really does eliminate 99% of the single women around my age. My sister in law has the typical “bee hive” mentality and anything negative said about any woman gets her worked up. It’s hilarious really. She got mad at me the last time she tried to set me up because the first question I asked was, “is she fat?” My brother was next to us and died laughing. Sister in law left the room in a huff while my bro and I enjoyed a good laugh.

That is awesome, more of us need to say this. We are expected to be in shape, over six foot tall, great job, great salary, own a house, have a nice car and what do they bring? Another man’s/men’s kids.

Oh btw, his GF told him she does not like him hanging out with me. I guess I am a bad influence.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[RupertParticipant 15]

Because ‘single’ always implies ‘available’…

Are you single?
Er, maybe… Why do you ask?
Well, I have this friend… You should totally meet her, blah blah…

I think I give people a piercing glare when I sense they’re about to pull some bulls~~~. Hence, the amount of bulls~~~ has decreased a lot.

“I don’t like fat chicks. It’s just a unique personal preference, just like your weird fetish for tall guys, which no other woman shares.”

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

What’s a c~~~s obsession in hooking men up with their land whale c~~~ friend?

Bunch of retards.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[ConstantineParticipant 4419]

Masculine_Man wrote:

She’s trying to put parsley on doodoo and trying to call it something else besides doodoo.

Lol.

Masculine_Man wrote:

me : This is really fun. For me at least.
Her boyfriend : *laughs*
his girlfriend: *gives him a scowl*
Her boyfriend : *quiets his laugh*

Why the hell does laughing at that comment warrant a scowl?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Constantine wrote:

Masculine_Man wrote:

She’s trying to put parsley on doodoo and trying to call it something else besides doodoo.

Lol.

Masculine_Man wrote:

me : This is really fun. For me at least.
Her boyfriend : *laughs*
his girlfriend: *gives him a scowl*
Her boyfriend : *quiets his laugh*

Why the hell does laughing at that comment warrant a scowl?

To answer your question regarding her sour expression, I have a dry sarcastic sense of humor. When people (especially women) ask me a stupid question they generally get a stupid answer. I find pushing my body to the limits when I can. When she said “real fun” that’s when I fed her a double barrel shot of sarcasm. My buddy (her boyfriend), sensed it and laughed because he rarely gets to standup to her (I can’t confirm, but it’s possible).

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

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