Another Fleshlight Review

[NotMyProblemParticipant 965]

I recently decided to go MGTOW-Monk and ignore bitches completely.

After much deliberation, I went ahead and purchased a fleshlight, and I have to say it was worth every penny!

The other day it arrived, and I decided to give it a try, even though I wasn’t horny in the slightest.

It FELT SO GOOD I didn’t require porn at all. Ill never go back to my hand ever again!

I purchased the asshole version, with an “extra-tight” sleeve. I was a bit worried it would be too tight since I’m a tad bigger than average, but it turned out to be perfect.

It felt very similar to a women’s vagina/asshole… But better in every way. Tighter, and it has this suction feeling. The nut just gets suctioned out of ya. Feels f~~~ing amazing!

It’s like the ultimate blowjob. No teeth, deepthroat-able, no one to complain they are tired after 5 minutes…

If your on the fence, just go buy one. I now feel spoiled, as if going back to real pussy would be a downgrade. $100 well spent.

No zika virus for me…

Not my property... Not my problem

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

NotMyProblem wrote:

If your on the fence, just go buy one. I now feel spoiled, as if going back to real pussy would be a downgrade. $100 well spent.

haha
well said..
don’t want to downgrade

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[MotivParticipant 441]

I have had stoya fleshlight for about 2 odd years now I bought mine while still married, The x went spare when she found out i was cheating on her with it, fk she hated the fact I had it and 3 500ml bottles of lube in the bedside cupboard.
It was great to say to her “its fine I will make do” when she said no, one night i attempted to jam it between her closed legs while spooning her and asked her to keep a firm grip of it but carry on and go back to sleep.. As you can probably imagine that did not go very well.
Since living on my own ive used it less and less, shame really I should get her out warm her up and blow the dust off it.

Here is the one i bought
http://www.bondara.co.uk/fleshlight-girls-stoya-lotus

While looking for that link I found what is called the flesh light launch pad well f~~~ me that would give me a neck ache and take away being able to jam it under the mattress and a like (I prefer not having to hold it)

http://www.bondara.co.uk/fleshlight-launch-pad

Launch pad that made me chuckle but the shower holder looks useful.

Enjoy her Sovereign and dont neglect her like i have mine keep her well supplied with lube and new addons when available.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[MotivParticipant 441]

imagine that hahaha you would need to turn screen rotation off to start with

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

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