The title of this topic can be a bit misleading, because I have never been in the Blue Pill Hell. I am writing a story of a friend’s boyfriend. Yup, I have this female friend and she had a boyfriend and that boyfriend is the one who lived in the Blue Pill Hell.
This friend of mine, was indeed a good friend. She was nice and mature (Or so it seemed). She had this boyfriend, a really nice guy. He was a bit shy and kind of an introvert. He would just smile foolishly whenever you talk to him, but even then, he looked like the sort of person who was far from a fool. He looked like someone who is timid, shy and afraid of confrontation, but cunning and smart at the same time. The kind of person a bitch would call “Dork”. One day, my friend called me and told me that “MGHOW Dork” is dumping her. She was crying and sad and everything. I tried to comfort her and calm her down telling her “There’s plenty more fish in the sea” and stuff like that. And I seemed right at that time because within 2 or 3 days, they got together again. Happy ending? Far from it. Turns out, “MGHOW Dork” was actually trying to break up with her, but the way she just fell on to his shoulders, he just could not say no. As I said, a guy afraid of confrontation. And she kept calling and calling and calling eventually he got entangled into the blue pill hell once more.
He tried breaking up with her again, twice, to no avail. Then he formed an ingenious plan! He went to the University with my friend, “Miss No-Break-up” and enrolled for some courses. Then they went to a fine restaurant and had a meal before going back their own homes and spending the night chatting over the phone. Next day, he woke up, headed straight for the University, and dropped out of all the courses he took. Next, he went to a cellphone store and bought a new cellphone with a new sim card. He smashed his old one and chucked the old sim card into the trash can. He then headed to work and gathered all his close colleagues and told them his plans. And the best part is, what I heard from “Miss No-Break-Up”, “MGHOW Dork” actually never took her to his home. She went to the street he lived at but never went to his apartment. He he. There was no way for “Miss No-Break-Up” to find him now.
This is a montage of what happened next:
– Miss No Break Up went to the University and waited for him outside his classroom, he did not show up. “I swear I saw him enroll to this course!”
– Miss No Break Up tried to call him to no avail, “Weird! Why would his cellphone be off?”
– Miss No Break Up spent the next day trying to call with no results.
– Miss No Break Up went to the University again.
– Miss No Break Up finally got worried and thought that it was the time for extreme measures.
– Miss No Break Up went to his workplace. 4 of his colleagues said, “Oh? He quit the job!” When he actually was in the office at that time lol.
– Miss No Break Up got all worked up and almost lost her mind and in the mean time, “MGHOW Dork” Turned into a True “MGHOW”.
– Miss No Break Up, now Miss Dumped, called me up for help. She was my friend and I had to help.
I went to Miss Dumped’s house. She told me the whole story (She thought something had happened to Mr. MGHOW, but I had already guessed the truth). She then told me which street he lived in and asked me to find his house (Because she lived miles away from Mr. MGHOW and my house was at a walking distance). I said I will try, because I surely did not want to do it. But she kept making my life a living hell. She kept calling me and asking me to go check up on him. So I did. I went to the street he lived in and it wasn’t really hard to find him, given that how well I knew that place. And I talked to him. He was a bit worried because he knew where my Allegience lay, at Miss Dumped. But he soon found he was wrong as I was simply a man of reason. I heard the whole story from him and called up Miss Dumped. I said “Oh. I couldn’t find his house. Tough luck.” But Miss Dumped simply would not give her. And to add to the torture, her Mother joined in. They would call me day and night when I finally had to say, “Alright, I would go there again.”
Then, I simply called him up (Because he finally saw that I was a MGHOW and would, in no way, support her. And he gave me his number for situations like this). And we formed another plan. This time, I called her and said “Yes, I went to his house and talked to him. He wants to dump you.” All I heard her say was “Blah Blah and Blah Blah oh hold on Blah Blah Blah My mom wants to talk to you” She handed her mom over the phone and I heard her say “And more Blah.” I managed to catch a few words in between though, just so I could give an appropriate response, which was, “Well, I would give the phone to him so that you can talk to me, but your shenanigans caused him to kick me out of his house. I felt insulted and I would never go there again!” To that, neither the mommy bear nor the daughter bear could say anything. But it did not stop, so, finally, I had to turn to someone who can actually help me…. a MAN. I called her father up and said, “Sir, your daughter is making my life a living hell. I never was a matchmaker, I was not here when they two got together and this in no way concerns me. As for the story, I think its your daughter’s fault not MGHOW’s, because he clearly wanted to end the relations~~~ on a good term, but she would just not let him go. Your daughter never had sex with him and you don’t have to worry about that either. Now it’s your job to fix it, not mine.” Her father assured me that he will and that was the end of the whole story. It has been months now since I heard from her.
Moral: Don’t go into a relations~~~, specially not with a over-obsessed No-Break-Up Bitch. If you do, it will be a Blue Pill Hell like this guy was in. And it will make other MGHOWs’ lives hell as well.
Dkaikster 5 years, 4 months ago.
