And hilarity ensued…

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

As some of you know, I’m a cab driver. I drive cab in a small coastal resort town. The single greatest benefit to my job is that I don’t have to take s~~~ from anyone.

About 1:30 AM one night last week….

I’m picking up fares and dropping them all over town, and I get a group of 5 local women out on the town. I know all of them in varying degrees. Anyhow, they are white girl wasted, loud, obnoxious, and generally unruly. I am use to drunk people, being this way; occupational hazard. I get less than a block from the bar, and make a turn they don’t like and they all start in on me. I have to pull over to explain that i have another fare to drop off before them, a guy that was going to work. They didn’t care, they flashed money, and one said,” I’m gonna tip you $20 how often do you get one of those bitch!”. I said,”Enough to tell you to get the f~~~ out of my cab right now.” Screaming and complaining enuse. Loud rants of they’ll get me fired(not happening), and they’ll get my hack license pulled (again, not happening). Then this… lady ask to take a picture of my hack license, I show it to her, and she snatches it out of my hand.

(……..mush room cloud

I reached back and grabbed for ly license, I got her scar and pulled….. hard.”Gimme my license NOW! Instantly it came back, with screams of calling the cops. Not if I get to them first, get out!

They leave, they guy in the back is freaked out (gave him a free ride), blah blah blah. I left a report in the office of the incident,

The very next night….

I pick up 3 guys from the same bar, it’s BF’s and 1 husband of the females involved. They want to know, I tell them what I told you…. they laugh and say that was what they figured. They tipped me $20 and apologized, it was a good day.

Moral of the story, b~~~~ trump all, always stand your ground.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Good job! I’ll bet they still didn’t learn lol.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Str8 comedy. Man, the testicular fortitude you’ve gotta have in a job like that. Smh. The irony is that the husbands ended up paying for it regardless. Rather it was just an apologetic tip, or if maybe a gesture of good faith, they still ended up paying. Smh. Hilarious indeed.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Cool story, Smitty.

As they say the best scripts come from real everyday life experiences.

And I say: Yep, there’s definitely somethin’ to it.

PS.: I didn’t evn know you were a “cabby”… … for how long..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

One year yesterday…. I have in one year of driving cab seen more base weird s~~~ than I have in the last 2 decades.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 42]

Too bad it wasn’t raining, CATS AND DOGS!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Anonymous wrote:

Too bad it wasn’t raining, CATS AND DOGS!

Yeah, but only the cats would land on their paws in our lovely deposit called the “shelter” so there is at least belated use for half of every heavy rain…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[chirParticipant]

Yea. Worked as a bouncer for about 7 months. F~~~ing awful.
You think drunk guys are bad. Women are 10000 times worse. Asking them to leave was taking your life into your hands. I have been pepper sprayed, almost tased but her boyfriend or husband tore it out of her hands, kicked a lot and scratched. Those 7 months were what finally solidified my MGTOW.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Care for a “deja vue” chir (“Mr. ex-bouncer”)..?

See that right here:

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[HitmanParticipant]

that’s how you know it’s raining cats and dogs..
YOU STEP INTO A POODLE !
sorry… couldn’t resist..

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

That was an awesome story! Don’t ever hold those back. It’s glorious tales like this that keep me coming back.

[AttonParticipant]

Might be a good idea to carry a gun on the job.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I do…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

How do you get five chicks and a dude as two different fares in the back of the same cab at the same time?

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

and in a Honda Civic no less….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[experiencedParticipant]

Good to see you back here!

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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