An Afternoon with an Ayahuasca Shaman

[RedRojasParticipant 559]

The room was filled with the burning incense of sage as the Shaman waffed what looked like a cigar packed with green sage around the living room. He told me to sit down and i sat on his couch as he fixed a pillow behind my head as i sat comfortably. “All you have to do is breathe,” he says. Now, let your anchor come outside of you and penetrate deep into the core of the earth. The core of the earth is molten fire, it is where Aia the spirit of earth resides. Wrap your anchor around the core or penetrate the core with your spirit anchor. Now put on a golden force field around your entire body then put a green force field around the gold one… Remember to breathe… The first hit… The shaman holds the glass bong in front of my face slightly below my mouth. I breathe in slow at first and the bong starts to bubble, then the white smoke fills up the bong and i inhale. At this point, I hear a slight ringing sound in my ears and i start to feel a tingling sensation in the middle of my forehead. I am still awake, aware and fully conscious. The second hit… the shaman lights the end of the bong again and i repeat the process like the first time, this was done immediately after i finished inhaling and holding in the smoke from the first hit then i exhaled. At this point, after I exhaled the smoke, s~~~ got really weird really fast. I am still awake, aware and fully conscious, however, my peripheral vision and my vertical vision looked like a complete blur of different colors, and everything is out of focus. “Come on, don’t f~~~ around now you still need to take the third hit” says the Shaman. My vision is still blurry, I felt like i was caught in some kind of limbo, like i was caught in a space between two distant places. Everything is still blurry except for the bong the Shaman holds in front of my face. He lights the end of it again, and i lurch forward bending at the waist and I take a monster hit the third time. (Later after I returned, my cousin who was sitting to my right was watching me the whole time- said that smoke came out of my nostrils and mouth similar to a f~~~ing fire breathing dragon a la Lord of the Rings etc.) “He’s broken through, he’s locked in” says the Shaman to my cousin. What I am about to attempt describe to you is what happened after the third hit. I open my eyes, I am awake, aware, and fully conscious. I am not asleep. The entire room looked like it was made out of bright neon colors. The Shaman sitting in a chair to my left and my cousin sitting in a chair to my right are watching me sitting on the couch in between them. Their clothes look like the wrapper of a Life Savers candy but in a bright neon. I look at their faces and they look at me. Their skin is purple and I ask my cousin “Are you an alien?” “No” he says. I immediately asked him “Are you sure you’re not an alien?” “No” “Im not an alien” he says. I stand up im beginning to sweat, the Shaman to my left gets up and very gently says “be careful” “Its better if you sit” he says. So i sat back down on the couch. I feel as if I am in a different place, but the room looked the same, except the walls and the table were bright neon, there is a sheet covering the window to the living room. I get up again, at this point I realize that I am not dreaming i never went to sleep. Now anxiety sinks in. I start to think that im in this strange almost alternate dimension and that I really, REALLY, want to go back to normal reality, whatever the hell that was! I felt so anxious, it was the same feeling I got when I would go on a rollercoaster that would intimidate me when I was younger, and when I was on it, I wished really bad that I wanted to get off even though Im flying through the air on a cart with wheels. I thought I was gonna be stuck in this place, and i dont really know if im gonna be able to come back. “Mom” I say, “I need to leave and see my mom” I say. “You will” says the Shaman, “but not right now, “you still have to come back first.” I feel as if his denial to let me leave scared me a bit, it made me a bit suspicious. “Holy s~~~! what the f~~~?” “What the f~~~ is going on?” “How is this happening?” Im literally shouting now I get up i start jumping up and down, -even more evidence that Im not asleep. “Whoa, whoa, you gotta calm down!” says the Shaman. “Remember what I told you, you need to breathe” “Breathe!” I shouted out, after which i took a deep breath, and it seemed that I grew larger after every time I inhale deeply. “I need to go to the bathroom!” I get up and the Shaman still in his chair says, “Are you sure you’re ready for that?” I look at the closed bathroom door, and I say no. I go back to the couch and i sit down again. “How long are the residuals?” my cousin says. “Fifteen minutes” says the Shaman. This didn’t really have any impression on me, Im looking at my hands now, they look like flesh colored, normal, then I look up to my cousin and the Shaman, theyre still f~~~ing look like giant neon Life Savers wrappers. I look at the Shaman, their looks like theres a hologram over his head. It looks like computer schematics, like the kind of s~~~ you see on Star Trek, like he’s studying me or something? “I’m gonna get some sleep” I lay down on the couch, my cousin says “that’s a good idea, just relax” That suspicious feeling comes back again, “Are you sure you’re not an alien?” I ask my cousin, “No, Im sure Im not an alien” he says. “Ok good. Im going to sleep now guys, just dont kill me or anything” “No one is going to touch you” the Shaman says, “you are in a safe place” I end up sitting back up in the couch, “now I have to go to the bathroom” I get up and the Shaman says, “ok, but dont lock the door, I need to be able to get to you if something happens.” “Alright, I’ll leave the door open when I take a p~~~.” “Excellent!” says the Shaman. I take the longest p~~~ in my life… “Im back guys” I walk out of the bathroom. “Are you sure you’re back?” the Shaman says. “Yeah, wait.. yeah I’m pretty sure Im back.” At this point they both stop looking like giant neon Life Savers wrappers, and I am SO RELIEVED that EVERYTHING has gone back to NORMAL!!! At this point, I am overwhelmed with joy! “Lets hug, guys!” The Shaman and my cousin get up, and my left arm is around the Shamans head and my right arm is over my cousins head like damn near in a headlock. “Guys! Im back! That was F~~~ING AWESOME!!!” “How long was I under?” “3 songs= 14 minutes” says the Shaman. I was beyond myself with disbelief. Time itself felt like an eternity, it was like I was having the most vivid dream, but I was AWAKE, AWARE of my surroundings, and CONSCIOUS. This whole episode happened within the span of 3 songs he played on his computer, the music was some weird, New Age calm s~~~, kinda like Enya, or something. “Let’s go out and have a cigarette!” After several more hugs and I professed how grateful I was to be back, to be alive! How I took my life for granted, even my breathing I took for granted. It’s nothing like a near death experience to show you how precious life truly is. Magic is real, I have seen it with my eyes. “We are all brothers” says the Shaman. “We are sparks/ light trapped in this space suit we call the body,” but we are all essentially the same thing. I think that’s what he was getting at. The Shaman is a cool dude, really chill and s~~~. I never expected to experience anything like that in my life. It was the weirdest 14 minutes, yet it was probably the most profound 14 minutes of my life. There is more to reality than meets the eye. “Kinda like when Dr. Strange drank that tea, and his spirit gets knocked out of his body and he journeys through hyperspace.. That’s what this is.” says the Shaman. Call it awakening your third eye, or touching the fingertip of God, call it whatever the hell you want. This experience changed me. Im not as petty as I was before, I smile more to people, people start up conversations with me easier now. I am not gonna f~~~ around with this s~~~, this aint no regular drug, and this was no regular high. I SAW some s~~~! I was AWAKE, AWARE, and CONSCIOUS the entire time, I never went to sleep. I remembered the entire conversation I had with the Shaman and my cousin after the third hit. Whatever this s~~~ is, it cant be treated lightly, you must partake it in a religious sense, and you have to come to it with a positive open mind. He didnt even take the money I offered him. “Its not about money, its about waking you up.” said the Shaman. After we finish our cigarettes. we go back inside the living room. “Alright, I need you to help me with your cousin now,” the Shaman tells me. THIS time, its my cousin sitting on the couch, with the Shaman sitting in the chair on his left, and me sitting in the chair to his right. Then his journey began. Thus ends my tale for today 😉 Love and Light, gentlemen! I wish you all Love and Light!

Consistency is victory - Ultra Magnus

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[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Reminds me of Acid in the 80’s.

Neon skin super bright colours, a mild feeling of paranoia. However the fact that your trip lasted 15 minutes and not 12 hours means it must be something else. I enjoyed those voyages of discovery, but after a prolonged period of heavy use it lost it’s novelty for me and I quit.

Sounds like you were with a solid dude to guide you in the experience.

Some things in life you never forget, and I’m sure as hell that this will be one of them.

It's Time to get Wise

[MACHOParticipant]

Time travel is possible brother! Look on your calendar next time you go through something simular and for sure it will read something like.. between 1950s and 1960s!

RedRojas wrote:

The room was filled with the burning incense of sage as the Shaman waffed what looked like a cigar packed with green sage around the living room. He told me to sit down and i sat on his couch as he fixed a pillow behind my head as i sat comfortably. “All you have to do is breathe,” he says. Now, let your anchor come outside of you and penetrate deep into the core of the earth. The core of the earth is molten fire, it is where Aia the spirit of earth resides. Wrap your anchor around the core or penetrate the core with your spirit anchor. Now put on a golden force field around your entire body then put a green force field around the gold one… Remember to breathe………………..

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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