Amy Schumer Poses Nearly Naked for Pirelli Calendar

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

WTF I want to know the f~~~head who decided to put Amy Schumer and other ugly skanks on a calendar. Any dude buying this calendar needs to get bitch slapped!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/amy-schumer-poses-naked-pirelli-844181

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[KeymasterKeymaster]

So you CAN put lipstick on a pig.

I heard she puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[No CountryParticipant 759]

Women dont have to be rail thin in my eyes, but hell. That woman isn’t even attractive. Whos grand idea was this?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

No Country wrote:

That woman isn’t even attractive.

They don’t pay her to be attractive. She actually makes a career out of being repugnant. She’s star of the film “Trainwreck”. Excellent casting. “!Wait! while I take a swig from this bottle in a bag”. I blame the photographer. WORST angle to photograph her. Or maybe it’s the best after all. Twice as scary,

$400 shoes…….. $250 an hour for a gay stylist…. $1000 a day for makeup…. and THAT”S the best they could do.

Pirelli should sue. They were ripped off.

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Just show a photo of your tires next time. Way better.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[No CountryParticipant 759]

Im sure she is sucking in that tummy for photo shoot.

[No CountryParticipant 759]

@keymaster damn those tires are sexy. Its a shame that a woman like that got picked for the picture.

[RoyDalParticipant]

We like them skinny these days, but that is a cultural thing. Marilyn Monroe was downright plump by today’s standards.
There was a time and place when her build was sought after.

Seated Girl, Pierre-Auguste Renoir. 1883
(Wikipedia)

Some of the uproar over Manet’s Olympia was that the model was so skinny. To Parisians of the day, skinny was a marker of low class. Most of the uproar was because she was obviously a courtesan.

To my eyes, the Olympia model’s figure is hot stuff, and Renoir’s nudes (and Amy Schumer) are too fat. Marilyn Monroe is just right.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[HeadstrongParticipant 84]

Marilyn and Pirelli makes me.. yep

[Anonymous 5]

“Rubenesque” would have to be one of the most abused words in the female vocabulary, along with curvy, full-figured and “a few extra pounds”
However, all full-on entitled c~~~s use the scariest description you’ll ever see or hear: BBW! These ones demand that you think they’re attractive and insist you and everyone else believe the second “B” is appropriate.

If it’s misogynistic and objectifying to put up pretty scantily clad women calendars in the workplace, why are these women posing half naked for a calendar? Is there a different set of rules when they’re ugly?
Just watch them use hamster logic to verbal their way out of this if they’re questioned about the hypocrisy.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

She looks like the human version of Miss Piggy.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Dez82Participant 107]

WTF is going on? A sexy calendar is supposed to show sexy women, who cares about their profession!
Here in Italy this is the classic “mechanics’ calendar”.. They want pussy, not symbols of female empowerment. I fear we’re starting to import the trend of celebrating “real” women instead photoshopped top-models.
I agree with RoyDal but jeez, there are plenty of attractive curvy women, why did they make such sad choice?
I think Pirelli will have a rude awakening: who is going to buy this?
Men?
Women?

[Anonymous 3]

RoyDal wrote:

We like them skinny these days, but that is a cultural thing. Marilyn Monroe was downright plump by today’s standards.
There was a time and place when her build was sought after.

Seated Girl, Pierre-Auguste Renoir. 1883
(Wikipedia)

Some of the uproar over Manet’s Olympia was that the model was so skinny. To Parisians of the day, skinny was a marker of low class. Most of the uproar was because she was obviously a courtesan.

To my eyes, the Olympia model’s figure is hot stuff, and Renoir’s nudes (and Amy Schumer) are too fat. Marilyn Monroe is just right.

The fat was attractive thing has been debunked before, you can google it if you want.

Fit and healthy has always been attractive. A few weirdos had fat fetishes, just like today with the body acceptance thing, but it’s a minority. That’s why it stands out. The vast majority of art, literature and everything else indicates the ideals for beauty have changed little throughout history.

But the fashion industry I also agree sets a more rail thin version. But that is because fashion is mostly run by homosexual men and weird women.

If you want to see what men are really attracted to, you can look at stuff like sports and video games and such, which are a better reflection of male likes. Generally speaking men like fit women that have visible curves. Much more so than the rail thin fashion industry, but also nowhere near the fatass stuff the media also tries to push down people’s throats.

Also there is definite personal preference. You can take 100 men and they will have different ideas of what their ideal is. Same thing with women. But when you have media, media tries to universalize it and tell people what they should be attracted to. It’s another one of the tools they use to cause the gender war and disunite the sexes. The media/oligarchs are at their weakest when families are at their strongest, so the Cultural Marxist imperative was to destroy the family, elevate the female and devalue the male. Mission successful, I think.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

I think 25 years ago that woman would have been shunned from appearing on a calendar of any sorts. We expected both men and women to be fit if they were to be objectified for their physical appearance in a public venue. Today, the politically correct “love everyone for everything” crowd has destroyed any sense of human aesthetic.

[Anonymous 3]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

I think 25 years ago that woman would have been shunned from appearing on a calendar of any sorts. We expected both men and women to be fit if they were to be objectified for their physical appearance in a public venue. Today, the politically correct “love everyone for everything” crowd has destroyed any sense of human aesthetic.

Gotta correct you there. They love everything about females, but are very quick to mock and insult men every which way.

They want safe spaces where they can insult men freely but men are not allowed to say anything back, and for the most part they’ve gotten that and have been getting that for decades.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

What was this for, a livestock calendar?
Seriously, is 2016 the year of the Pig or Cow in China?

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

If they look like that after being photoshopped can you imagine how they really look?

I think I’m going with the TOYO calendar for 2016:

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Dr PhibesParticipant 155]

That’s not all. There’s Yoko Ono, who didn’t look that good back in ’68 on the Two Virgins album (fortunately has her clothes on here); Serena Williams (great tennis player, but I’m not a fan of her figure); and Patti Smith (who looks like Keith Richards in drag).

Link to newspaper story

"The wisest follow their own direction." -- Euripides

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Never was really interested in Schumer. Her flabby nude photos are no different than those of Lena Dunham on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Just look on both of these actress’s Encyclopedia Dramatica pages and you would see the awfulness of their piggy bodies.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

RoyDal wrote:

Marilyn Monroe was downright plump by today’s standards.

Look at the Amy Shumer poster. It’s not her weight. It’s not her shape. It’s the SCOWL on her face.

Marylin was lovely, radiant and smiled. She was pleasant.
Amy Shumer is a cutting sarcastic and snide bitch.

…. and that’s why she can’t pull it off.

Men don’t give a s~~~ about an extra 15 pounds. But what she radiates makes ALL the difference. Marylin giggled, had a soft voice, she flirted with you through the photo. Amy Shumer is crass, vulgar and abrasive. Its got nothing to do with her weight.

Amy Shumer has Bitchy resting face
And that’s not sexy….. when you’re trying to be sexy.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

I wouldn’t lie, I’d f~~~ her. She sounds like she’d be down for a threesome too. Big plus that she can make me laugh sometimes.

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